Here is the NEW chapter! Time for some fun. Updates may not be as frequent next week because I have a tonne of homework. Also my dancing concert is soon so I have a lot more stuff on. I also have an aerobics compitition. Dancing is harder because I have to help mum with getting things ready. Also I give my love to Jordyn, Grace( Gracs! So gangsta!), Sophie ( the lesbian from chapter 4, She isn't really a lesbian just to let you know!), Maddy, Hannah and Chloe. Has anybody noticed that jacob hasn't had a single mention in this story? I just figured it out. There are so many people that I have to add into the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. Only the ideas for the plot. I find them in magical chocolates that drop out of my ears, nose and mouth! Once again don't ask me why this happens. I think that I have a hocolate making cow living in there. There would be enough room in my head for one!!

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Bella's POV

Even after being bitten by a crazy pig I was feeling fine. After all I had Edward.

My eyes fluttered open and he was the first thing that I saw.

" Bella are you okay?" His voice was filled with concern.

" I am now." He chuckled at me.

My voice didn't sound right. It was raspy.

" We are almost there. Are you sure you are okay?"

" Edward seriouly. I am fine."

I had been lying across his lap and seeing that we were almost there I thought that it would be good if I sat up.

Emmett was sitting on the other side of me and Alice was driving.

" Bella. It is all your fault hat my pig is dead. Why did you have to taste so delicious? Why did the pig think you were so delicious." He stuck out his tounge and bent down to like my arm.

" Emmett stay away from me. You are being crazy!" He sat back up and looked away from me. He could be so immature when he wanted to be.

Just then we pulled into the carpark for the Natural History Museum. I wonder why Esme and Carlisle picked this place?

" Where are here!" Alice's voice was filled with excitement for some weird reason. She completely against coming before. She had planned for herself and I to go shopping. Strange.

" Alice. Why are you excited?"

" No reason." I looked up to Edward but he just shrugged. Guess she was blocking her thoughts.

We met Carlisle, Japser, Rosalie and Esme at the main entrance.

It was free to get in. Not that money was an issue for the Cullens.

" Is everybody reading to learn about there history?" Esme's voice was filled with enthusiasm.

" Yeah." All of our voices were extremely dull. We actually sounded like highschool students on a fieldtrip.

" Does anybody want to get the audio tour?"

" I will." I think Carlisle only said that to keep Esme happy and to teach us all to do the same thing.

The first room we entered was based around Charles Darwins Evolution theory.

In the middle of the room on displey was the original Origin of the Spieces book.

The room was massive and there was lots of information about Darwin. It turns out that 2009 is his 200th birthday. Maybe that is why we were brought here.

Carlisle had been listening to the audio tour for about three minutes before he threw it onto the floor and jumped on it. It shattered into a million pieces.

" Carlisle! What is the matter?"

" This....... STUPID thing isn't touring anything! All it is saying is 'this is nice!'" As he said the last part he put on a voice that sounded like a really ditsy blonde.

" Calm down. You are making a scene!" Carlisle was immediatly quiet. He wouldn't try to upset Esme any more then she already was.

Just as Esme said that Emmett ran out of the room.

" Where is Emmett going?" When I said this Edwardfollowd after him into another room.

Everybody else then followed.

" Emmett What are you doing?" Rosalie's voice did not sound happy.

He turned around and lookd at us but then hestarted to run away.

" Emmett Cullen get back here this instant." When she caught him Emmett was going to die!

He stopped in front of a large, stuffed brown bear.

Then He reached into the mouth. What was he doing?

He pulled out somting that was brown and cylindical. Then he walked over to us.

" Everyone. I have something to show you. It is something extremely close to my heart. But I still love Rosalie more than it." He had to say the Rosalie thing when he saw her starting to get upset. She was so obviously just trying to get her name said. Maybe she should get over herself!

He put his hand in front of us then opened his palm.

We all jumped back and gasped.

" EMMETT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Rosalie's voice filled the room. It continued to echo around the room long after she had said it.

The object in his hand was scarier than I once thought.

" Nothing is wrong with me. It is special. She is the last one I ever did. I named her Petunia."

In his hand was a poo.

" Emmett can I ask you why you named it Petunia? You do know that is a type of flower?" After I asked him this a massive smaile spread across his face.

" Yeah I did know that. Smell it and you will understand the name."

Without warning he had shoved the poo to my nose.

" Emmett! Get that thing away from me! It stinks."

"I guess that it only smells good to me." After he finished saying that he put it up to his nose and took in a big wiff.

" Ahh". He shuddered as he said this. " Delicious."

This boy had something wrong with him.

" Emmett, how old is that thing."

" About eighty years old. It was that last one I ever did. It's special."

Ugh!

" Emmett I think that you need counsling. I am willing to pay for it?!" Edward would be more then happy to pay for anything though.

" Emmett can you put that thing away so we can just go and finish the exhibits?"

" No! It is about time she came home. But Yes we can finish the exhibits."

And with that we began to walk around again. Life around the Cullens was definetly weird.

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There is the end of the chapter. I hope that you enjoyed it. If you would like to give me any ideas for any of the chapters I will try to fit them into the story somehoe. Also I like to hear what other people think. I apologise for a mistake that I have made in chapter 16. They are drinking alcohol but legally they are not able to. I forgot that the legal drinking age is 21 and not 18 like in Australia so sorry. Please review and updates should be soon. You don't need to review for the update to be quicker but I do like reviews!

X o x o Ebb and Mic