Here is the next chapter. This chapter I hope is funny and crazy if not please tell me! Hope you enjoy it!

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Emmett's POV

Petunia is soo cute.

I wonder why the others didn't see her that way? Oh well, a mother knows best.

" Come on everyone lets go!" I was so relieved when I heard Carlisle say those words.

FREEDOM.

We all scrambled to the door in a desperate attempt to get out of there.

" Slow down everyone. I need to know if you had a good time." I think Esme was beginning to become stupider then me.

" It was fun now lets go." Alice was quick to answer.

We all got out there only to get a bigger shock.

MARDE GRAS!

I need to find a party shop. I will lose my groove if I can't stay!

" Please! Please! Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!Please! Please!"

" Fine just shut up!!!!!" I knew that Eddie boy would get annoyed eventually and let me stay.

I ran around in a flat spin trying to find a shop where I could get a costume.

It was actually quite suprising the amount of shops that were closed on one of the biggest days of the year.

But I eventually found one with two of the most perfect outfits that I had ever seen.

I found an ally where I could get changed then I ran back to Eddy Boy.

" Emmett I can't stay here and watch you make a fool out of yourself. Carlisle and Esme are going to come with me." Rose was sweet but she was killing my groove.

" Okay I will see you in the morning." I leaned down and gave her a kiss. " So Bella, Alice, Jasper, Eddy Boy and I are going to have so much fun. But I need to find you all some costumes first."

" Emmett I don't want you to find me an outfit. At the moment you look like one of the victoria's secret angels." Edawrd was such a goody two shoes.

" That's the point." I hung my head in shame.

" Emmett, Jasper, Alice and I want you to dress us."

" Bella I will dress you anyday." Damn she has a great body. I can imagine dressing her now.....

A growl rumbled low within Edward's chest. Not a good sign.

" Lets go everyone." I had to get them out of there before Edward killed me.

I got them their outfits and we all enede up matching.

Jasper helped me try to change Edward's moods so that he would get dressed but he was just too stubborn.

But Bella had a great way of getting him to do it.

Never have sex with him.

He was immediatly in the costume.

But that would be funny if he didn't do it. I

would make a movie about it called the one hundred year old virgin.

Then I will stick it on youtube. Bwa ha ha ha.

We were all wearing a white set of under wear. Bella and Alice wear also wearing a bra. Then we had massive fairy wings on. The outfit was completed with a pair of glittery suspenders.

We decided that we were going to be the best looking people here so we needed to strut our stuff.

We all walked along in a massive line.

" OMG! Come over here!" We all looked to where the sound was coming from then Alice and Bella started to crack up laughing.

" Who is that?" Edward's voice was filled with concern and confusion.

" That... is... Sophie... We... met... her... While.. we... were... in... a... gay... bar... she... was... totally... hitting... on... Alice." Alice and Bella kept laughing while they were saying this sentence.

They looked at each other and shrugged. Then they started to walk towards the girl.

" Hi how are you?"

" We are good. Have you come here with anyone?" after Alice had said this the girl named Sophie lifted up one of her eyebrows.

" Yeah I came with three. They are all fighting over me in the corner. There names are Grace, Jordyn and Maddy. They are all sooooooo hot. So I don't really care about which one wins. Who are the guys you are with?"

" These are our brothers Jasper, Emmett and Edward."

" Alice!!!!!! You forgot Petunia."

I pulled out my poo. Damn it was looking fine. It looked like my mini me.

The nut filled out the underwear quite nicely. I am glad that I ate those almonds they day before I was changed.

" You can call it nacho if you want. It is full of them." She took a step back and shuddered. Maybe she was falling for Petunia/ Nacho?

The three girls that were fighting in the background came over to talk to us. Clearly giving up on that Sophie girl.

" So which one do I get?"

" Grace." The other twi hung their heads in shame.

" Well maybe we could go out with the other two." Alice quickley said. Maybe she was trying to tease Sophie.

Their eyes lit up and a smile stretched across each of their faces.

" We would love that."

" No you can't. I thought you two where together. Why would you want to go out with them?" Sophie was clearly annoyed with what had just happened.

" I guess we won't go out with them. Well I may see you around I guess. Bye."

Alice began to walk off so we followed her down the wonderful rainbow coloured street.

A massive rainbow filled the sky and a tiny little man was sliding down it.

Gary!

I ran over to him and everybody else followed closely behind.

" Gary!!!!!!! How are you?"

When he heard my voice his head quickely whipped around to look at me.

" Emmie! I am great. Isn't Marde Gras not the best thing you've ever been to?"

" I know it is great! We were just at the Natural history musem. When we came outside all of this was here. So I quickely found us all some costumes and we decided to join the party."

" Well Emmett you all look great. I LOVE the costumes. You all look like Victoria's Secret Angels."

" you know what.... Edward said the exact same thing. I have someone I think that you would like to meet. Her name is Petunia but I call her Nacho. Here have a look."

I uncurled my fingers which were firmly wrapped around it.

" Oh Emmett! It is simply darling."

I am gald that at least someone likes it.

A line started to form behind Gary.

" I guess I better go. When a conga line starts that is when the party gets going. I guess I will see you around."

" Yeah I guess."

Bella and Alice had found some beads that were for sale. So we all walked over to buy some.

I hope that you enjoyed this chapter because I had a tonne of fun writing it! Grace Jordyn Maddy and Sophie I am sorry for making out that you are lesbians! Forgive mr. Please review and tell me what you think about the story and what I can improve with the story. Updates should be soon!

X o x o Ebb and Mic