YAY! New chapter. I am super excited. We won our aerobics competition so we are going to state. Also my dancing concert is tomorrow so that is good news and there is a new chapter. Huzzah ( use British accent)!!!! Anyway I hope that you like this chapter. I have an idea for the next chapter but I think that it may be a little to weird. I will check with my sources. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! BTW this chapter starts out a certain way but don't worry i do not write smutty stuff!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight series.

Warning: If you like stupid stuff cool! (I do know I wanted to put a warning in but I couldn't think of anything.)

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Bella's POV

I guess that I would never fully understand what happens in Emmett's mind. But it must be funny.

Emmett and I had been staring at each other from across the room for at least an hour now.

He was up to something and he knew that I knew.

Silence.

Awkward silence.

Hmmm.

He kept eying the door like he wanted to go some where. I don't know why, I would never outrun him.

What was that?!

I heard a shuffling sound and Emmett was gone.

Then he pounced on me.

I hit the floor.

He had my arms pinned above my head.

None of the family would be able to save me. They were in Washington fixing a bear problem and getting a meal.

WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Bella?" He was questioning me in an oddly seductive tone. "Eddies gone. Why not have some fun?"

I shuddered.

He leaned in a smelt me.

" Bella you smell so good." Sick freak. Why would he want me if he had such a beautiful wife?

"Bella. You may be questioning why I am doing this to you. But I will show you. Would know be a good time?"

I didn't answer. I just gulped.

" He he he. You are too cute Bella. I guess that I will show you what I want then."

He lifted me up and put me over his shoulder.

I banged my nose and blood began to pour out of it.

Crap.

I hate the smell of blood and it was worse when the body part one uses to smell is bleeding.

Emmett saw the blood but just shrugged and ran up to his room.

He plonked me onto the floor. Blood still oozing out of my nose.

I looked around at the room and my mouth just fell open.

Candles lined the room. There were petals on the bed and there was an odd smell.

Was it musk?

Emmett Chuckled again. It was dark and unhumored.

"Emmett what are you going to do?"

He placed two of his fingers over my lips to quieten me.

" Shush my lovely. All will be revealed."

He lifted me up and threw me onto the bed. Then he tied my arms and legs to the bed post.

I began to thrash against he but he easily stopped me.

"I will be back in a minute. I need to grab something. Be a darling and don't move."

And HOW exactly was I going to move? I was stuck to the bed.

Wait. What did he say he needed to grab?! This could not be good.

He came back in holing a pillow.

On it was two flat, white objects.

He leaned forward to show me.

Oh No! It was torture time.

A massive smile spread across his face.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(A/N He is the twist!)

"Barney tickets. Emmett. Why must you torture me so bad? And what was with all of the stuff before? I thought that you were about to rape me or something."

" Bella you are insane. I mean you do have a hot body and there are some things that I would consider doing to you. Wait what were we talking about...... I lost my train of thought."

"Don't worry Emmett. Lets just go." I wonder if his pea brain could understand that.

We were going to Seattle AGAIN.

Not that it takes long when you are driving with a vampire. But it is just annoying when it is with Emmett.

"Hey Bella do you remember the time that James almost killed you? Man that was cool. You almost died then we killed him. It was hilarious when one of his fingers was crawling away. It looked like a worm! I wonder where that went? Hmmm."

"Emmett did you just say that one of his fingers got away? It could come after me and kill me. With my luck and strength it probably would! No! I could be away from Edward again. I don't want to be killed by a finger!!!!!!!!"

"Bella I am sure that you will be fine."

Silence.

It was like that for the rest of the drive.

"We are here Bella!"

He got out of the car and started jumping up and down clapping his hands. He was like a ten year old girl that had just gotten fifty dollars.

They had a red carpet lined up out the front of the venue and Barny was supposed to walk down it.

Emmett pushed himself through the crowed of three year olds and made it to the front.

The car arrived at the end of the carpet.

Emmett squealed with delight.

"Bella! He's here. He's here!"

"I know Emmett. I can see him."

He began to walk down the carpet. Stopping sometimes to give children hugs.

He stopped in front of Emmett and gave him a hug. Then he tried to pull away.

Emmett grabbed a hold of his arm.

Barney was going no where.

He kept trying to get out of Emmett's grip. But Emmett was stronger.

Emmett continued to pulled.

There was a ripping sound quickly followed by a blood curdling scream.

Emmett had ripped Barney's- and the man inside Barney's costume- arm off.

Blood was dripping from the man's shoulder socket like a a waterfall.

" OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARNEY IS A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was no sorry. Just Barney was a fake.

All of the children in the area began to cry.

Oh no!

Baby riot.

We began to run through the crowd before things got too ugly.

Then we jumped into the car and went home.

Edward was pacing along the porch when we arrived back.

I guess that he found out.

" Emmett. Bella. Did you hear about the Barney concert riot. Barney lost an arm and 30 babies were brutally beaten with dummies and bottles. Could you have anything to do with that?"

" Nope." Yep we were smooth! Got out of trouble again!

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