And you don't wanna sleep with me

Chapter 6- A Different Point Of View

Rating: M
Disclaimer: See chapters 1-5.
A/N: Just an idea that popped into my head. Everything written in italics is Bass or Jo Friday talking.

It was past 11 p.m. on Monday evening when Maura's doorbell rang. Mentally going through a list of people who might be visiting her home at this time of the day (or night), the M.E. got up from her couch and went to open the door.

"Jane! Why didn't you use your key?"

"Just wanted to make sure my mother isn't there." Entering the house, Jane kicked her shoes off and eyed her girlfriend. "Cause I wanna get ya out of your clothes ASAP and I really don't want Ma walkin' in on us."

"Well, your mother left for the guesthouse almost an hour ago, claiming that she was really tired..." That was all Jane needed to hear. Kicking the appartment door shut, she pinned Maura against the wall... only to be interrupted by a protesting, "Woof!"

"Oh my God, I'm sorry Jo!" Jane carefully set the little dog down on the floor, squatted down next to it and ruffled the fur on its back. Jo Friday gave her owner a reproachful look and barked a few times. In dog language, this meant, You should be, you almost crushed me!

Maura couldn't help but smile, the ever-so-tough Detective Rizzoli apologizing to her pet was just too cute. "Last time I checked, Bass was in the guestroom. Why don't you put Jo there, too, so we can go to the bedroom and-" she lowered her voice to a seductive whisper- "finish what we started?"

Jane didn't need to be told twice. She scooped up Jo Friday and almost sprinted to the guestroom where she quickly set the little dog down, closed the door, and went back to the hallway at the same speed as before.

Now, Jane Rizzoli was certainly a fast runner, but it seemed that Maura Isles was even faster at undressing because when Jane returned, Maura was already standing there in just her heels and fancy designer underwear. "Someone's a little impatient, eh?" Jane teased her.

"No, I just wanted to be prepared in case we didn't make it to the bedroom."

"Well, if you keep lookin' at me like that, we won't make it there."

"And how exactly am I looking at you?" Maura asked in a flirtatious tone.

"Like you want me to screw your big brains out?" Jane suggested, causing a shiver to run down her girlfriend's spine. Not giving Maura any time to come up with a reply, Jane once again pinned her against the wall and kissed her. Maura moaned into the kiss and tangled one of her hands into Jane's unruly dark curls, pulling her Detective closer. Jane, however, managed to free herself and turn around to walk off. Looking back at Maura over her shoulder, she winked at her girlfriend. "See ya in the bedroom."

Maura stood there, dumbstruck, but only for a few seconds before her brain kicked back into gear, she quickly slipped out of her high heels and ran after Jane.

Guestroom, a couple minutes later

"Bass?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know what our humans are doing in there?"

"No, sorry."

Bedroom

The humans had spent some time wrestling on the bed because both of them wanted to be on top. Eventually, Jane had won and was now straddling Maura's thighs, bracing herself on the bed with one arm while rolling one of the M.E.'s nipples between the fingers of her other hand. Maura was arching into the touch, it felt so good, but it wasn't enough. "Jane..."

"Yeah?"

"Stop teasing." The doctor emphasized her point by thrusting her hips up into the Detective's abs. Jane simply smirked: "Patience, Dr Isles..." With that, she bent down to kiss Maura while simultaneously letting her hand wander over her girlfriend's chest and stomach until her fingers reached hot wetness.

Guestroom

Jo Friday had positioned herself right at the wall that separated her and Bass from the bedroom, perking up her ears as she tried to find out what their humans where doing in there. "Your human just screamed, 'Oh my God!'", she informed the tortoise.

"Yes, that was loud enough to hear even for me."

"And do you know what it means?"

"Well, as far as I know, this 'God' is a being that no one can see, but some humans believe he exists anyway."

Bedroom

Maura had recovered from her climax pretty fast and (to Jane's big surprise) easily flipped them so she was on top. "How did you do that? Last time I checked, I weighed a few more pounds than you..."

"Yoga," came the simple reply before Maura started kissing her way down her girlfriend's body. When she arrived at the apex of Jane's thighs, she looked back up at the brunette's face and smirked. "My turn to make you scream."

Guestroom

"Now your human is screaming as well," Bass stated, interrupting Jo Friday's thoughts about humans believing in a being named God they couldn't even see. The little dog turned her attention back to the sounds from the other side of the wall and sure enough, her human was indeed shouting words she normally wasn't allowed to say in the presence of Bass' human.

"Humans are weird," Jo remarked when her human stopped yelling for a moment. "They put us into this room, close the door, go somewhere else and scream at each other."

Bass was about to reply when Jo's human made a sound that vaguely reminded the tortoise of something. "The last time my human was making sounds like that, she was mating with a male human."

Jo Friday's tail started wagging excitedly. "Our humans are mating?"

"That'd be my theory, yes."

"But why? Both of them are she-humans, they can't even have puppies..." Jo hung her ears. "I'd love some human puppies to play with."

Bedroom

The two humans were lying on the bed, holding each other tight. Jane reached out to tuck a strand of blonde hair behind Maura's ear, but suddenly stopped the movement when a thought hit her: "D'you want kids?"

"Yes, I think I do... Why do you ask?"

Jane shrugged. "It just came to my mind, I guess. But we don't have have to think about kids right now, do we? We've only been in a... relationship?... for a few days and no one knows about us yet."

"We'll tell them when we're both ready," Maura promised, her eyes already slipping shut. "Speaking of ready, how about we get some rest now so that we'll be ready for round two afterwards?"

There was no reply because Jane had fallen asleep, but Maura knew that when she woke up, her girlfriend would definitely be up for a second round.

Guestroom

"I'm not sure, but I think my human just said she wanted kids."

Jo Friday looked up at Bass. "Yeah, she did. So maybe I will get some human puppies to play with! But I've no idea how two female humans can mate and have kids."

"Me neither, but maybe they can. You never know with humans."

A/N: So this was Rizzoli & Isles in the bedroom described from the POV of their pets in the guestroom next door. Leave a review if you like :)