Here is the next chapter. I have some good news. We got a new charger for the laptop because my sisters and I killed the last one. So hopefully that means that chapters may be up quicker. The ideas for this chapter came from some of Mickey's friends. I know I am amazed that she has them too. Anyway… enjoy the chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

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Edward's POV

Did Bella and Emmett honestly think that I was stupid?

Of course it was them.

Who else would have gotten Barney's arm cut off?

You couldn't leave those two alone for a few hours.

Maybe I should send them both to a military camp.

I guess that wasn't important right now.

" Bella!!!!!! My contacts have told me about that great lingerie party. All the biggest designers. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I have to go and you have to come with me. If you don't I will never love you again. We will no longer be sisters. You know what I hate you! I will no longer hate you if you go with me. Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please go with me! Please g…"

" Alice I never said I wouldn't go. But if you make me. Or force me to I guess I could go."

" BBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! You have to take me! Please, Please, Please, Please, Please!" Emmett came running down the stars like the idiot he was.

" Emmett. I think that only women are allowed. If you can pull of a disguise then I guess you can come."

" Alice! Shut up. What the hell are you doing? Why would you entertain the idea of Emmett becoming a transvestite. He is already weird enough."

" Edward you shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let Emmett have some fun for once. You never let him have any fun. You don't even let me have any fun. I am not a puppet! You cannot and will not control me. Come on Emmett lets go." Oh no, Bella! " Alice you leave now we will catch up with you when we are ready"

" Okay Bella. I'll see you there."

Ha Ha brother. I win the only girl you've ever loved. Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett!

That kid was going to die.

Bella also needed some reprogramming. I love her too much to lose her.

They came back down the stairs in matching outfits. Emmett looking rather unfeminine. But the bright purple wig looked quite nice on him… hmmm. Spooky.

" Edward I will see you later." She walked over to me and I bent down to give her a kiss but she just grabbed my hand and shook.

" Bella…I…" She just walked out the door with Emmett's arms draped over her shoulders.

Bye Eddie boy!

Alice's POV

I was drinking my glass of champagne when a door opened. The room was filled with gasps.

What the hell were Bella and Emmett wearing?!

Did they have to embarrass me this much.

I just hope that they don't call my name or walk over to me. That would not be good for my reputation.

" Alice! Alice! Over here!" Emmett was jumping up and down waving his arms. Trying to get my attention.

Emmett and Bella ran over to me and gave me a hug.

People began to stare at me with looks of disgust.

Why did Emmett and Bella have to be soooo stupid?!

It was a lingerie party. That doesn't mean that they come wearing lingerie! That means that they buy it.

The sales lady then walked into the room.

" Hello my name is Hannah and I will be your sales lady today." She turned her head and noticed Bella and Emmett. " Just excuse me for a moment while I …. Get the sales items."

Instead of going outside to her car she walked over to Emmett and Bella. Oh no!

" Excuse me. I was wondering if you two would be interested in modeling for this lingerie line? You would be perfect."

Well that was a twist.

" OMG!!!! We would love to! When can we start?" Bella was practically screaming it.

" As soon as possible! How does Monday sound?"

" Great!!!"

" Okay well here is my card. I will see you on Monday." They began to jump up and down. Then they skipped out of the building screaming.

Why did they have to be so embarrassing.

Man I am having De javu.

Bella's POV

I can't wait to tell Emmett the great news.

I never thought that I would have the opportunity to model. Especially for designer lingerie.

Edward will be so excited.

I burst though the door and all of the lights were off.

Hmmm.

" Edward are you here?"

He pounced and grabbed me.

" Edward, what are you doing?" I was laughing the whole time.

" I need to take you some where. Emmett is being taken care off as well."

" What do you mean 'taken care off'. What are you doing to me? What is happening? Edward." I was on the verge of tears." He took me into Carlisle's office. Emmett was also there.

" You two are going to military school. You are too un behaved. Jasper has some connections there and will be working there to keep an eye on you."

What had Emmett and I gotten ourselves into?

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