Here is the new chapter! I am actually supposed to be doing my maths homework and sewing elastic on my ballet shoes. But oh well! I really can't be bothered doing that! So enjoy the chapter!
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Emmett's POV
Bella was sitting next to me trying to comfort me because of my current state.
It was actually working.
My head was resting between her breast and she was stroking my hair.
All of a sudden Jasper slammed open the door and came in.
It fell off its hinges.
I lifted my head from my cuddly position.
" Jasper! What's the matter?!"
Worry lines covered his fore head.
" Alice and Rosalie have found out about us!"
This couldn't be good.
" WHAT? HOW? WHEN? WAIT! WHAT? Jasper my head hurts." I can't think for that long.
I couldn't believe this!
How could they have possibly found out.
It was unbelievable.
" Edward told Alice and she started freaking out. Then she told Rosalie."
" Jasper I officially hate you wife. Evil little nymph!" My voice sounded disgusted . That could be because quite frankly I was disgusted!
Jasper pounced and landed on top of me. Pushing Bella of the chair and onto the floor.
" Guys STOP!!!!!! What is the matter? What has happened?" Bella's voice was angered.
" Well Jasper and I were having an affair and Alice and Rosalie found out. It was all your stupid boyfriends fault and the evil little nymph's."
" Wait you two were having an affair?! What the hell is wrong with you?!!! You both have stunningly gorgeous wives who you have been with forever . Why in god's name would you want to be together?"
" Jasper and I had needs and this was the only way that we thought could fix them!" There wouldn't be a way for her to ask another question about this.
" Can you tell what possible needs you could have that would make you want to get together?"
" Manly needs! Now don't ask any more questions!"
I stormed out of the room.
I wasn't going to be part of here interrogations.
I know my rights!
To add effect I picked up the door off the floor and slammed it into the place where it was supposed to be.
I kept walking until I made it to my quarters.
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Rosalie's POV
I was pacing back and forth in my room always looking out of the window.
Emmett was going to be punished and he was going to be punished harshly!
But what could I do?
What was close to his heart that I could control?
Besides myself.
Hmm.
Maybe Jasper.
No Alice would kill me.
I know.
Something so perfect and devious not even Jane could think of something more evil.
He was going to suffer.
He he he.
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I had to call Alice and tell her the good news.
She was going to love this!
She would probably also want to be there to see the amazing feat.
I pulled out her phone and dialed the number.
" Alice you'll never guess what…"
" I know, I know. I just saw it. That is the be revenge I have ever seen. You will need to help me punish jasper. Maybe we could burn his pet fish Franky?"
No. She wasn't supposed to know. That ruined the surprise.
" Alice shut up for a minute. I need you to come here so that we can get this done."
" Sure I will be there in 2 minutes."
The phone started to beep so I assumed that she had hung up.
Within two minutes exactly she was standing in front of me.
She was extremely perky and happy.
" C'mon lets get this done before Edward, Carlisle or Esme comes home."
We both ran upstairs and walked into my room.
Normally I wouldn't let her or anyone else in my room. But under these circumstances I was willing to let her come into the room.
On display in the middle of the room was the object that I was looking for.
It was in a glass case with lights on the inside.
It kind of looked like something in a museum.
Knowing Emmett I knew that it would have some sort of alarm system.
It also probably notified him if something went badly.
" Alice, do you know where to disable the alarm system. Well if it has one. I would be assuming it would have."
" Yeah you're right. It is hidden behind the portrait of you. He knew that nobody would ever be allowed to take it off the wall . That is why he hid it there. I am actually surprised that he hid it somewhere so smart." I gave her my best death glare. She shivered and coiled up into the wall.
I walked towards the portrait of me.
I did look stunning in it.
It was painted Picasso before he started doing all of that weird art.
I lifted the portrait of the wall and lent it against the wall.
Emmett was smarter then we gave him credit for.
Set up behind the picture was a complex alarm system.
I turned it off and walked over to the box.
I lifted the lid slowly.
No alarm.
So I lifted it completely off.
" Alice do you have the gloves?"
She scurried over. She was wearing the gloves and she was beginning to put a pair on me.
I grabbed a pair off tongs and lifted up the object.
Then I walked into one of the prop rooms.
The bathroom.
I dropped the item into the toilet and Alice dropped Franky in there.
Then we flushed it.
" Bye bye Petunia and Franky." Alice and I said this both at the same.
I guess we did have something in common.
We were both evil.
Now it was time to make the phone call.
We ran back to my room and called jasper's secret phone.
" Hello this is Major Jasper Whitlock. Can I please know who this is?"
" Hey jasper baby. It's me. Alice. I have some good news for Emmett and you. Rosalie and I have decided to take you back."
" Really?! Thank you Alice. I love you so much."
"Um Jasper I wouldn't say thank you just yet. Franky and Petunia have made their ways to the sewer."
The phone went dead.
The in synchronisation I heard to distinct NOOOOOOOOOOOO's
Oh well the deserved it.
That is what they get for messing with Alice and I.
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