Okay I am currently sitting on the table at dancing writing this chapter. I have some extremely blonde things that my sister and my friends have done so I am going to add them in. And don't have a heart attack from laughing too hard. Happy B'day Edward. 20th of june duh! 50,000 words!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

Bella's POV

We came home straight after the shoot.

Alice was super excited about telling Jasper and the others about her news.

Rosalie was going to be so jealous.

And I was going to laugh at her anger and annoyance.

OMG! What is happening to me? I'm turning into a psycho!

Or worse Emmett!

Alice rushed through the door. Edward and I followed behind.

His arm wrapped around my shoulders.

" Jasper, Carlisle, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie! Get your butts down here this instant! I have some extremely important news to tell you!"

They all rushed down stairs and stood in front of my ' sister'.

All except for Emmett.

" What is it Alice?! What happened?" Jasper looked and sound extremely worried.

" It's nothing bad stupid. I got to model for Calvin Klein with Bella and Edward." She let out a sigh as if she was reminiscing about what had just happened.

" Hey where is Emmett?" I was curious. It's not good when Emmett is missing.

" I don't know. I think that he is up in his room figuring out how to use the internet."

There was a rustling upstairs and Emmett all of a sudden appeared in front of me.

" Hey miss Bella. You miss me?" He started to shake both of his eyebrows.

" Emmett cut it out. I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!"

That made him do it more.

I hated it when he knew my weaknesses.

" Everyone, I have great news for us all. I have a job!" Emmett was ecstatic. It was obvious because he was jumping up and down clapping his hands.

" Cool Em. Where's the job and what are you doing?" I was curious. Who would hire him? Maybe he lied on his resume.

" Well I am working in a zoo. I get to take care of the baby orangutans. And the job is in… Um… Australia. We're leaving on Monday."

What?!!!!!! Monday.

I don't have time to get ready.

It is Saturday today and I have practically a whole house to get packed up!

Emmett was going to die.

And I meant that.

How was Alice supposed to pack all of her clothes?

Esme, all of her antiques.

Emmett, all of his Playboy Magazine.

Rosalie, all of her self confidence.

Jasper, all of his gold fish.

All of Carlisle books.

I was actually more interested about how Edward was going to take his piano.

It was his most prized possession.

" Emmett! You are so inconsiderate. What about the rest of your family. Are we supposed to drop everything about our lives here so that you can go and work in Australia? Did you by tickets for us?"

" Don't worry everything is settled. We have a house in Sydney. Sorry Esme, it is not very old. Australia isn't that old. It's like only two hundred years old. But I got the oldest and nicest one possible. We're vampires! I'm sure that we can get packed before then."

" Well thank you signore obvious. But how am I supposed to get ready. I'm not a vampire…Yet. Emmett! I know what! You can change me so that I will be ready."

A growl rumbled deep within Edward's chest.

" Sure! Bella we could go hunting together. We could share a bear." He wiggled his eyes seductively at me.

That was it though. Edward had, had enough.

He launched himself at Emmett.

But it didn't take long before Emmett had Edward in a head lock.

" Bella, I don't think that I can change you. I value my live too much."

He let go of Edward then walked up to me and gave me a hug.

" Bella you smell so nice. Like strawberries." He took a deep in and shuddered as he breathed out. " Well People, are you going to stand here all day, or are you going to start packing? We have to travel half way around the world."

Emmett was officially starting to become extremely random.

We all rushed off to get ready.

Maybe once Edward was finished packing he could help me.

I drove home quickly.

I would have to explain what was happening to Charlie and beg him to let me go.

I walked in the door.

Charlie was sitting in front of the t. v watching a footy game.

I think that they play football in Australia. But it's not the same.

" Charlie, Can I speak to you?" He turned towards me and smiled.

" Sure Bells. What is it?"

" Well, I got a modeling job. It's in … um… Australia." I whispered the last part because I knew how he would react.

" AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No you can't go. There is no one that you know in Australia." His anger spurt didn't last nearly as long as I expected it to. " Bells please don't go. I just got you back."

He was on the verge of tears and I was trying to hold mine back.

" Dad I won't be going for too long. Plus there is this great thing called the internet. We can talk to each other using it. Plus it's free." A smile crossed his face and he walked up and stood in front of me. Then he pulled me into a tight hug.

" Before you go you are going to have to teach me how to use the internet."

I spent forever trying to teach Charlie how to use the internet.

Once I was done I walked into my room and began to pack.

I turned my head and glanced at the clock.

Oh my god.

It was nearly ten o'clock.

I had only one day to pack the rest of my stuff.

I heard a knock at my window.

I knew who it would be.

Edward.

I walked over and opened it.

He jumped into the window and I kissed him.

" Bella. Alice told me that you needed my help. Go to sleep and I'll pack for you."

" Thank you." I stood on the tips of my toes and kissed him.

" Have sweet dreams."

I climbed into bed and went to sleep.

I awoke the next morning trapped inside a wall of boxes.

" Edward!" I was screaming. I couldn't see anything. There was no light.

He chuckled.

" Save me Edward."

One of the boxes disappeared and I saw his glorious face.

" Are you God?"

The sun was shining around his head so it looked like he was wearing a halo.

He was also shining.

Edward chuckled again.

( A/N this happened to one of Mickey's friends.)

He got rid of a few more boxes and pulled me through.

Then he kissed me.

He let go of me and I looked around the room.

" Edward did you pack all of my clothes?"

" No. I left you some to wear. They are in the corner. I also packed you a day bag. It's outside in the hall."

I smiled at him and walked towards a pile a clothes.

There was a pair of dark, denim jeans. A dark blue top. A pair of black chucks and some lace. I don't own any lace.

I picked it up and they unraveled.

Oh no!

Alice was going to die.

In my hands was a pair of dark blue lingerie.

I rushed out of the room. My face dark red.

I picked up the over night bag and then dropped it instantly.

It was filled with more lingerie.

Alice had gotten me all of that lingerie after I specifically told her not to buy it for me.

I wonder when she hid it.

I walked back into the room.

Edward had a smirk on his face.

He had definitely been spending too much time around Emmett.

" Bella why haven't I ever seen these wonderful items."

I blushed an ever deeper red.

" Alice bought them for me. Even when I asked her not to!"

" Remind me to thank Alice."

" Edward you are not going to be seeing me in these unless you promise to change me."

He laughed at my request.

We then drove to the Cullens.

I helped them pack for tomorrow.

By the next day I was exhausted.

I laid on Edward's lap on the way to the airport.

We had gone through customs and all of the other stuff and we were waiting to board the plane.

Emmett had gotten us on a QANTAS flight. He had to get the fully Australian experience.

" Edward, I'm bored!"

" I know Emmett. You've told me a million times."

" Now boarding passengers for flight QR27X." The voice came over the loud speaker. It made me jump.

Emmett started laughing at me.

" Let's go." I grumbled.

The plane trip was painfully long.

16 hours.

We were about to cross the equator so I decided to tell Emmett.

" Hey Em, we're about to cross the equator."

He looked out the window

" Bella, I can't see the big red line."

We all started laughing and so did the people around us."

" Emmett there isn't a line that you can see.

" Oh."

( A/N Michaela did this when we were going to America. I sat there and tried to explain why there wasn't a line. She is fifteen now and it wasn't that long ago.)

This was going to be a long flight.

I hope that you liked the chapter. I'm so happy! The school is paying me to go to Adelaide. We won our state competition for aerobics. So we are going to Nationals. The school is paying. Updates should be soon Please review.

X o x o Ebb and Mic. ( lol my names first)