Okay I don't have much to say but RIP Michael Jackson. Please enjoy the chapter.

Edward's POV

Nobody could look at Em seriously now.

Jasper and I had the same thought cross our minds.

Jasper pinned him down and I ran to the bathroom.

I came back out to see a struggling Jasper and Emmett.

I took off the lid from the tube and put some into my palm.

Emmett saw it and struggled harder.

He managed to make it out of Jasper's firm grasp.

" Jazz! Quick get him." Jasper caught up to him quickly because he tripped over a vacuum cleaner. ( A/N Sorry Hannah!)

I stalked forward and slowly knelt down onto one leg. So that I was at the same height as him.

Without realising it a dark chuckle escaped from my lips.

This made Emmett whimper with fear.

I sauntered forward and committed the unruly deed.

He walked back into Bella's room and I could her the peals of laughter coming from her beautiful mouth.

Nobody was done poking fun at Emmett though.

Rosalie as per usual picked out his clothes for the day.

It was a really small pair of white overalls and a striped brown and white blouse.

He now looked very similar to a few movie characters.

Jasper and I had died his hair an olive green colour and Rosalie had put that outfit on him.

You could see the perfect resemblance between him and an oompa loompa.

The orange was the most perfect shade.

We all howled with laughter when we saw Emmett's final look.

After we all finished laughing we decided to do some more sight seeing.

Sydney was apparently famous for two major landmarks in Australia.

The Sydney Harbour Bridge and the Sydney opera house.

Bella and I should and see a play there.

Maybe Bizet's Carmen or Puccini's Madame butterfly.

I think tat she would really appreciate the use of the different styles of music in the two.

I'll ask her about it later.

We climbed into our hire cars and drove towards the heart of Sydney.

It was nice here.

Australia is extremely multicultural.

That was something that I wasn't suspecting.

Wren't people supposed to walk around in sandels wearing blue singlets, shorts and cork hats?

I guess I really shouldn't tell anyone I thought about that.

Bella wanted to see the opera house.

He love of music was ever growing since she met me.

That was definitely a plus..

" Edward I can't wait to see the architecture on this place. In all of the pictures I have seen it looks amazing." I guess bella wasn't completely in love with music. Ooh well. I would still love her.

We stopped in one of the many car parks that were scattered across the city.

" Edward! It is so pretty. It is shadowed by the Sydney harbour bridge." Bella was practically jumping out of her skin.

People glared at us when they saw what we looked like.

But I think that it wasn't our amazing looks.

I think that it ws more the fact that Emmett still looked like an oopma loopma.

He refused to change. The only reason he did this was to make us suffer.

We walked up the amazing steps that led towards the opera house.

I had to admit it was definitely one of Australia's many splendors.

" Hey where did Emmett go?" Alice's voice was surprised that he was missing.

Before I could answer she had a vision.

Then she hit the floor laughing.

" Alice what is he going to do?" Esme asked.

" It is too hard to describe. Follow me we need to get on the bridge."

Nobody questioned what Alice said. She was usually right.

We made it onto the bridge within seconds.

All the cars were stopped and there were people standing in the middle of the road and pointing at the sky.

What was Emmett doing?!

I looked at Emmett.

He saw us and a massive smile was instantaneously on his face.

Then he began to laugh manically.

I hadn't noticed it earlier but there was something in his hand.

Oh no.

Anything but that.

He lifted up the surfboard and began his decent down the bridge.

Emmett was surfing down one of Austrlia's most iconic landmarks.

This was not going to end well.

Soryy about ending it there and making it so short. I have been fixated about the story An untitled continuation of the Twilight saga. It is amazing. I finished reading it this morning. Also today we got a puppy. I will try and update soon but I ave another work in progress. Please review!

X o x o Ebb and Mic and Ziva ( Puppy!)