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Edward's POV

I was recently really starting to hate family holidays.

Why did we have to go as a family?

Everyone was having their own little problems at the moment.

Emmett, I mean Esmeralda was being a twit.

Alice was begging Bella consistently.

Jasper was getting annoyed by a horny flight attendant.

Rosalie was in the toilet because the hair in her wig was falling out.

Esme and Carlisle were sharing a 'special' moment.

And I had to sit here and listen to the problems in their heads because they were all screaming them.

Sometimes having extra abilities is hard.

Actually not all of them would be super hard.

Like Aro. He can chose when he wants to hear some ones mind. Whereas I sit here always mumbling like an idiot.

" Edward!" That was probably the last person on the earth that I wanted to talk to right now.

" Hi Tanya. What are you doing in Australia?" My voice was extremely dull but I tried to find some enthusiasm and put it in. But I didn't have any.

" Well I came to see Australia clearly. I wanted to see the people on their front porches in cork hats and a blue singlet drinking Fosters because they are having a break from farming. But people aren't like that. They are normal."

( A/N I had to write the stereotype for Australians like you see on t.v I love watching those shows because we don't do anything like that. Well some people close or in the desert do.)

" Yeah they are fairly normal." I really didn't want to talk to her right now.

" So what are doing here?" Being bored out of my mind by you.

" Where he because Emmett got a job at the Melbourne zoo. So now we are coming down here. I wonder if we have to go to school?"

" I hate you Edward. I would love to live in Melbourne. Did you know that it is the fashion capital of Australia?" As soon as she said that, Alice's head popped up like a meerkat's. It was actually quite funny.

" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bella you can't escape my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are going to the fashion capital of Australia." Then I heard an evil laugh. But this one was high and tinkly. Alice was going to get her revenge.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Maybe I should save Bella. No cause I would get more hugs if she has been tormented. She'll need to be comforted.

When I looked back up Tanya was gone.

Strange.

I could see Bella getting up and walking towards me.

She was about halfway there when some sleazy business man pulled her onto his lap.

She tried to get away from him but he had his hands tightly wrapped around her waist.

" Oh come on baby. Don't try to struggle. You know you want me." He kept wiggling his eyebrows at her.

" Go away. I have a boyfriend." She started hitting him.

" Well he doesn't have to know."

Without me realising my body was beginning to walk towards this guy.

Then, I punched him in the nose.

Blood immediately began to pour out of it.

I started walking away with Bella when I thought of something to say to signore creepo.

" I'm here boyfriend and yes I do know what you were getting at."

I took her over to where I was sitting.

She nuzzled her head into my shoulders.

I loved her warmth and smell.

" Edward I love you." No matter how many times I had heard that I still loved it.

" I know you do. I love you too."

We just sat there for a while. Neither of us talked. It was actually quite peaceful.

" All passengers will need to be seated and buckled in. The plane is about to land."

I gave Bella a peck on the cheek then she went to go and sit done.

Signore creepo didn't bother her on the way back though.

That was a good choice.

He wouldn't want a fractured cheek.

I pulled my belt on and waited for landing.

It didn't take long before I felt the wheels hit the runway.

I grabbed my stuff from the overhead compartment and got off the plane.

Bella was waiting there for me.

I came over to her and pulled her into a hug.

We walked out and were completely shocked by what we saw.

Emmett kissing signore creepo.

" EMMETT WHAT THE HELL!" I turned around to see a furious Rosalie. She had her arms crossed tightly across her chest. I think it was to stop her from going and killing Emmett and the other guy.

" Esmeralda who is that sexy lady screaming over there?" He was shorter then Emmett. It looked funny. Kind of like Hagrid and that lady in Harry Potter.

" Um… that is my girlfriend. Actually no. She's my wife" He was using a different voice so that he sounded like a lady. That other guy wouldn't have been able to guess that he was a guy.

The guy jumped back shocked.

" You're a lesbian?!" Emmett started laughing.

" No I'm Bi." The guy came back to Emmett and started kissing.

Em pushed him off.

" Dude did you not hear what I just said? I'M MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He used his real voice with out realising.

" You're a guy?!?!?!?!?!?!" While he was saying this Emmett pulled off the wig.

" Yep. Oh and by the way, you are a great kisser." The guy ran away screaming.

Rosalie grabbed him by the ear and began to pull him out of the airport.

He started screaming like a child.

I was not going to let him live this down.

He was a guy in a tank top, mini skirt and stilettos.

I pulled out my phone and started recording.

This was definitely going on you tube.

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