Sorry for the late update. I've been tired. Probably not my best excuse ever. Please enjoy the chapter! 60,000 words!!!!!! party!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. But I do own the extremely strange and crazy plot of this story!!!!

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Jasper's POV

Starting school once again was not on my list of things to do when one gets bored.

We got off the train and followed the extremely long line of boys that were in the same uniform as us.

It led to a bus stop.

Great.

I noticed something strange out of the corner of my eye.

" EMMETT?!" Why would he be here?

" What are you doing here?"

He shrugged and began to speak.

" Work isn't until 5 tonight. I was sitting at home and I got bored. Sooooooo, I asked mum and dad if I could go to school with you guys. They enrolled me and that is why I am here." He said in a sickenly chirpy way.

We had to catch to means of public transport.

I internally groaned.

The situation probably wasn't helped by the fact that Emmett was practically bouncing in his seat.

" Emmett what are you so happy about?" The irritation was clearly visible in my voice.

"We are going to an all boys' school. Do you know how many bachelors will be here." There was something seriously wrong going wrong in his head.

" Emmett. I swear sometimes you are a girl." Emmett looked over to me and smiled.

" I am a girl. I've been taking oestrogen the last couple of months." AHH! Too much information.

Edward and I looked at him as if he had gone completely mental.

He just smiled.

He sat down on a bench and started swinging his legs like a five year old.

Edward gave me a look and it looked like he was saying ' I know'.

I started to laugh for some strange reason.

I really couldn't fathom the reason why he would be going to such length to practically change into a women.

Edward started to laugh at my internal thinking.

The bus arrived and it was like a race to it.

There was only one bus and hundreds of boys.

This was not going to end well.

We all raced.

Of course Edward and I were going to make it there first. We were the vampires.

The bus pulled and we quickly rushed onto it.

Safe.

Emmett was skipping up the aisle of the bus.

" Guys. We have to go down the back. They are the best seats."

Both Edward and I groaned.

Why us?!?!?!

Why did we have to be punished in a way that would make humans go crazy within seconds?

We walked over and sat down next to Emmett.

I felt like slapping the smile off of his face.

We watched as the streets went by.

Slowly we pulled up towards our new school.

We got off the bus and headed for the reception.

" Hello, I am Edward Cullen and this is my brother Emmett and friend Jasper Hale."

The lady looked up at us and sucked in a deep breath.

Humans never failed to amaze me.

I started to laugh as I heard her heart increasing in speed.

She handed us our timetables and we entered the school.

It was actually fairly big. That shocked me.

We had all of the same classes together.

That was a massive relief.

It was easy to find where you needed to go with Edward around.

With his help we managed to make it to all of our classes on time.

The first was art.

I despised art. It was the worst subject ever!

I got all of my books and headed to class.

We all sat down and waited for the teacher to come.

I felt and saw Edward stiffen next to me. Then a massive smile stretched across his face.

I saw the door beginning to open but I didn't see a head or any parts of a person's body through the mirror on the door.

The teacher walked through the door.

Everyone started laughing and there was an obvious reason why.

Emmett squealed and ran up to the teacher.

He then gave him a hug.

" Gary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The laughing stopped.

Edward and I waved towards the small vampire.

He hadn't become attractive at all when he was changed into a vampire.

He look practically identical.

Only he had red eyes and paler skin.

He was wearing a pair of skinny legged jeans which were white.

A low cut, tie dye shirt.

And a pair of leather shoes.

He looked hideous.

I should know. Alice is my wife.

He turned around to the white board and began to draw something.

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Once again I am sorry for the late update and short chapter. Yes this was another filler. I'm not sure if I want to continue this story or not. Please tell me if I should. I'll find other ways so that I don't find it boring to write if you tell me to continue. Please review.

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