ZADR Mpreg, no like, no read. NO FLAMES ALLOWED.
Zim was more fidgety than usual, Dib noted. The little green alien was constantly itching at his long, black wig and adjusting the hot-pink skirt and black tank top that he was wearing. He had long since ditched his knee-high boots, saying that they irritated his feet. It was Father's day, and the two were over at Professor Membrane's house for dinner. Since Zim had been living on Earth, for about ten years now, he had since adapted a tolerance for some Earth foods. Meat was still unaccepted by his body, but he could easily get by without suspicion saying that he was a vegetarian. Since he had such a skinny frame, it was very easily believable. But Zim seemed to be out of it during dinner, barely saying a word and merely pushing the food around his plate with a fork.
"Daughter-In-Law, what is wrong? I am sensing some tension waves that you are giving off. Is there anything wrong with the food?" Zim looked up ad flushed.
"N-No! Nothing's wrong with the food!" Zim bashfully stuttered before giving up and looking to Dib for help. But Dib was far too curious. The amber-eyed man stroked the alien's cheek with his thumb.
"Zim, you can tell me anything." Zim smiled and these words and Dib kissed the alien's forehead. Gaz, seated on the other side of Professor Membrane, gagged in response to the PDA. Zim smiled and turned his gaze back to the plate.
"It's nothing, love." Dib didn't push the matter, knowing that Zim would tell him later, if it truly was something. With that, dinner conversation resumed and Zim eventually ate what was on his plate, appeasing Dib for the moment.
After dessert was over, Gaz brought out her gift - a new set of test tubes for his lab. Dib and Zim brought out their gift next, which was a few things, an engraved coffee cup (Number 1 Scientist), a new lab coat, and a few new beakers. Professor Membrane thanked the three of them for the thoughtful gifts. Gaz was the first one to leave. Dib had gotten his coat on when Zim announced something.
"Well, I have another gift, but this one is a combined gift." Zim pulled two wrapped boxes out of a backpack that he had brought with him. Dib shook his head.
"Zim, it's Father's Day." Zim pursed his lips.
"I know this! Do not question my methods!" He shouted playfully and handed them each their box, laughing quietly. "Okay, open them!" Professor Membrane tore into it with haste. His eyes widened when he looked at what was inside the box.
"Oh my!" He exclaimed happily. He quickly walked over to Zim and hugged him. Curious, Dib opened the gift that he had received. Inside the box was a smaller box on top of a white linen. He sat down on the couch and opened the smaller box first. It took a while for Dib to recognize the small pen-like object he held in his hand, but when he realized what it was, his eyes went wide and he dropped the positive pregnancy test. He reached in the box, to find that the white linen was a baby's onesie.
"Z-Zim?! You... And... We're...!" Zim laughed.
"Expecting our first." Zim finished for him. "Happy Father's Day, my love."
Done! :) Wasn't that cute? I thought it was...
Happy Father's Day, everyone!
~DKK