"…soooo…did your brother find out? About, you know…"
"The suitcase? No." and thank god for that, Naruto thought to himself.
Naruto and Sasuke were heading towards their next class and girls everywhere were watching them. Waiting patiently for news of the soon to be posted story.
"So what, are you not gonna post something or-?"
Girls around them began to whine.
"I…I might post something."
The girls began cheering.
"Seriously?"
"If I don't my brother might get suspicious."
"Might of course being a key word."
"Relax it won't be something smutty."
The girls were now pouting.
"Gee take all the fun out of it why don't yeah?"
Naruto smirked at Sasuke.
"What? You wanted to read gay porn?"
"Nah, I just want to see you uncomfortable."
"…Teme." Naruto pouted.
They went to class, again to find Naruto's seat not where it was supposed to be.
"Let me guess, you want me to sit next to Sasuke."
The girls merely smiled at the two boys.
"Hurry! Before the she devil returns!" one of them yelled.
Naruto chuckled and Sasuke rolled his eyes. None the less Naruto sat down next to Sasuke and the girls squealed in excitement. Sasuke raised a brow.
"You're seriously going along with this?"
"Oh let them have there fun."
Sasuke smiled. This was kinda fun…
"God damn it Naruto!" Sakura yelled as she entered the classroom "Stop trying to make Sasuke gay!"
"Dude, I'm just sitting next to him."
"I am not a dude!"
"Sakura take a seat." Their teacher walked in. Well a teacher walked in.
"…were's Mr. Tennatta?"
"Mr. Tennatta obviously isn't here." The teacher smiled.
"Oh dear god no." Naruto whispered out loud.
"As of today I am your new teacher." He turned around and wrote his name on the board. "I am Kakashi."
"Kakashi's such a bitch!" Naruto yelled once the two of them left the class.
"…He didn't seem all that bad…"
"He gave us homework on ROMANCE! Fucking ROMANCE!"
"What's wrong with that? You're good at writing romance."
Naruto glanced at the ground.
"No I'm not."
"Yes yes you are."
"…I don't want to be."
"Why not?"
"I'm…I'm a guy. Guys don't write girly romance stories."
"…Your not a girl?"
Naruto nudged Sasuke on the side playfully.
"Asshole."
"Dope, there is nothing wrong with being able to write beautiful love stories…even if they are all gay."
That did it. Naruto began casing Sasuke.
"TEME! GET BACK HERE!"
Sasuke was laughing his ass off.
" *Squeal* They're chasing each other!"
"They're so cute!"
"Yaoi goodness!"
Again the girls were lost in their own fantasies. Well, not all of them.
*Twitch* Sakura (she only saw them chasing each other didn't hear them)
She just stood there. Naruto really was making Sasuke gay! Gah! What was she gonna do!? She had to save him! But how? hmmmm…
Naruto walked out of his last class and Sasuke waited for him right outside the hall.
"You finished it?" he asked as he pointed at the papers in Naruto's hand.
"Yeah."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"What's it about?"
Naruto smirked.
"Guess you'll have to read the paper just like everyone else."
"Oh come on!"
"Nope."
Naruto headed towards the newspaper room. Sasuke followed not too far behind.
"Come on!" Sasuke began to complain "I wanna see noooooow!"
"Nooooo!"
Sasuke pouted. Dope was being so unreasonable! Naruto then stopped moving.
"What's up?"
"Him." There waiting impatiently by the newpaper room was a very pissed and angry Itachi. "What are we gonna do?"
"WE!?"
"Well, he is YOUR brother."
"Doesn't mean I have to deal with him."
"Yes you do! He's your brother!"
"YOU are the one who stole his suitcase!"
Itachi turned his head and spotted them and started heading their direction.
"Shitshitshit! RUUUUUNNN!"
And with that the two boys bolted.
"COME BACK HERE WITH MY SUITCASE!" Itachi yelled as he began chasing them.
"WE DON'T HAVE YOUR LOUSY SUITCASE!" They both yelled.
Then a miracle happened. Guess who they just happen to see in the hall?
"KYUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIII!" Naruto yelled as he hid behind his older brother.
"Wha-What!?"
"I-I-It's Itachi!"
And that's all it took for Kyuubi to turn all demotic.
"ITACHI!"
Itachi stopped dead in his tracks.
"Oh uh, hi?"
"Heh heh, 'hi' my ass. Just what do you think you're doing?"
"Uuuh…playing?"
"He looked like he was gonna kill us!" Naruto pretended to shed a tear. His brother was always a sucker for his 'teary little brother'.
"SON OF A-!"
"Please don't kill me."
"DIEEEEEE!"
And it was now Kyuubi chasing Itachi all through out the school.
"Uh Naruto? Where are the papers?"
Naruto then noticed that the papers no longer in his hands.
"Shit! I must have dropped them during the ran!" Naruto began to panic. "What am I going to do!? What am I going to do?!"
"Leave that to me." Both boys turned around to face Temari. "I have it covered." She then pulled out some papers from her bag and walked towards the newspaper room.
"…can we trust her?"
"It's not a matter of wither or not we do, hell after she drugged me I don't. But…we really don't have much of a choice."
So they just stood there and watched her slowly walk away.