"…Oh dear god."
Naruto blushed like crazy as he read the school paper. He knew it might have been a bad idea to let a fan girl write something but not THIS bad.
Sasuke was speed walking through the halls. Where, where the hell was that damn girl!?
"TEMARI!" Sasuke yelled.
Temari merely turned around smile evident on her face.
"Ah Sasuke, so nice to see you."
"You son of a bitch!" he stopped and pointed at the newspaper. "How did you find out about this!?"
If you hadn't guessed, the story Temari posted was of a particular incident in the nurse's office. Now, mind you, Sasuke was totally okay with this haven been publish if Naruto had wrote it. However, the fact that Temari wrote it and was close to accurate was quite disturbing.
"I haven't the slightest clue as to what you're talking about. I merely let my imagination run wild."
Sasuke twitched. Bitch must have been spying on them!
The girls around them were going crazy. They heard it, they heard Sasuke say 'how did you find out about this' which could only mean one thing, that this article was true! Some had noise bleeds others lost in imagining the two boys getting it on.
"Holly shit." Sasuke turned around and his eyes widened. "Is this what Naruto was talking about?" Itachi commented in complete shock. Sasuke blushed. Did he seriously say that out loud? Sasuke began swearing to himself. How could he be so stupid!? Sasuke glanced around him. Thank god Naruto wasn't around but…he gulped. How Naruto was gonna take it when he found out?
Naruto avoided all eye contact. She wrote it, she wrote the whole incident, worse she even made his character 'Naru' so now as he passed the halls he could hear the girls say 'NaruSasu'. His blush intensified. Could his day get any worse?
"NARUTO!"
Shit. He just had to ask. He turned around only to be brutally punched in the face.
"Geez Sakura, what!? I didn't write that stupid article!"
Sakura didn't seem to care. She had him pulled up by his collar and trusted against the wall. …where the hell did she get such brut strength?
"Sasuke just said that it actually happened!" Naruto's face went pale. "Is that true!?" Will yeah but…he didn't want people to actually know that. That was something personal. Naruto sighed. Well, there was no escaping this.
"We were drugged."
"DO I CARE!?" She banged him against the wall "YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OVER HIM! YOU SICK FREAK!"
"ENOUGH."
Sakura turned around and froze. Kyuubi stood behind her and his eyes seemed to have turned red.
"If you want to live, put him down RIGHT NOW."
She did as she was told and ran. Naruto let his body slid against the wall until he sat on the floor. Kyuubi squatted down.
"You alright kit?" he tried to put a hand on his shoulder but was smacked away. Kyuubi only looked at his brother with pity.
"Come on." He got up and held out his hand. "Let's go home."
Naruto took the hand, got up and headed home.
Naruto wasn't in class. Sasuke sat in his desk hands covering his face. Shit, he must of found out. Was this it? Was this the end of their relationship? Well, friendship, no…what did they have?
The girls took notice of Sasuke's reactions and Naruto's absence. This wasn't good.
"We got to do something."
"But what?"
"…does anyone know where Naruto lives?"
Naruto sat on his bed letting his mind go blank as Kyuubi came up with a bowl of ice cream.
"I ordered pizza. So today's dinner is ice cream and pizza! Well more like lunch but whatever."
Naruto gave a weak smile. He knew his brother was doing everything he could to make him feel better.
"Thanks." He commented as he reached out for the bowl of ice cream. Kyuubi handed it to him and sat beside him.
"…what are your feelings towards Sasuke?"
Naruto took a bite then pondered.
"Friends? No…something more…I don't know."
"Always wanna be around him?"
"Yes."
"Can't stop thinking about him?"
"I guess."
"…wake up at 2 in the morning just to 'take care of a problem'?"
Naruto blushed and jabbed his older brother in the ribs. Kyuu burst out laughing.
"Kit, I think you have the hotz for him."
"No, no I do not!"
"Oooh yes you do."
"Sh-shut up!"
They then heard something thrown at the window.
"…what was that?"
"I'll go get the bat." Kyuubi sighed as he headed down stairs.
Naruto walked over to the window and opened it.
"…what the-?"
"NARUTO KUN! COME BACK!"
"WE MISS YOU!"
Naruto face palmed himself. What were these girls doing here?
"I've only been gone for like two periods…"
"And that's two periods too long!"
"SASUKE MISSES YOU TOO!"
Naruto sighed.
"Goodbye." And started closing the window.
"Wait! Hold on!"
"Why?" he asked as he rested his arm on the window still and hand on his check.
" 'Cause-! …uh, girls?"
"GROUP HUDDLE!"
The girls huddled and began discussing amongst themselves. They didn't think this far ahead.
Naruto sighed and pulled out his phone.
Sasuke's phone started to ring. Without really caring he picked up without even checking his ID.
"Yeah?"
"Miss me much?"
Sasuke's eyes grew wide.
"N-Naruto?"
"Yeah, uh, did you send these chicks to my house?" Wha-? "Not that I'm complaining or anything but-"
"No, no I didn't send 'checks' to your house."
"…Oh."
"Oh? You sound a little disappointed."
"Eh, a little. But I'll manage."
There was silence.
"You really should come and see this. It's actually kind of funny."
"I think I'll pass."
"…you know you should be the one over here not them."
Sasuke sighed. Yeah, yeah he should.
"Want me to head over now or-?"
"Yes, the sooner you're over here, the sooner I get to yell at you."
Sasuke gulped.
"Yeah, I'll come over."
And as expected Naruto began to yell at him.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT!?" Naruto was pissed beyond words.
"…It was an accident."
"Ah huh."
"Do you seriously think I went around saying 'yes everyone, we totally made out in the nurses office' ?"
"…maybe…"
"Oh for crying out loud!"
Kyuubi just sat on the coach eating ice cream as he watched the two yelling back and forth at each other. What else could he do? He took another bit of ice cream. …god this shit was good.
"Look if there's anyone you should be pissed at it's Temari."
"True, but she never said what she wrote actually happened. YOU did."
"…I got to ask. Are you mad at the concept that everyone knows how we made out or that they think we're a couple?"
Naruto blushed.
"We…we were drugged…"
Now was defiantly NOT the time to tell him that he was the only one who was actually drugged…
"That maybe, but that still doesn't answer my question."
"…I…I don't know. All I know is that I can't show my face in school without being embarrassed."
"Look they'll at some point forget this ever-"
"IN A SCHOOL FULL OF YAOI CRAZED FAN GIRLS!? I DON'T THINK SO!"
Naruto did have a point.
"…sorry. It was an accident."
Naruto sighed. He couldn't really stay mad at him.
"Fine. …how do you 'accidently' tell people that?"
Sasuke blushed.
"Uh…"
Kyuunbi smirked. This was gonna be good.
"Well, I went looking for Temari, and well…asked how she found out about it."
There was an awkward silence.
"You dumb ass."
"Look who's talking."