I'm BACK!!! Okay sorry for not updating my world practically caved in last week and then mum said I can't write stories because I got so far behind on my homework it was ridiculous. Any way that doesn't matter. I hope you like the chapter!!!!

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Edward's POV

I managed to survive through art.

But it wasn't easy.

Gary- when everyone wasn't looking- starting waving at me. Then when people started to look at him he would break out in a fit of giggles.

It was so irritating.

Right now we were sitting outside for recess.

It was actually a pretty nice looking school.

I think that I could get used to it.

" Yo, eddy boy look at that guy over there!"

" Emmett DON"T CALL ME EDDY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I practically screamed at him.

All of the birds lifted from the trees and all eyes were on us.

It was extremely unnerving.

"OHHHHH, eddy boy is getting a lot of attention now." I looked down at the food that had been completely crushed.

It was now around the size of a pea and before it was an apple and an orange.

Whoops!

Jazz came and sat next to me. He wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

" Ah bro you should calm down. Your turning blue. I didn't know that was possible. Hmm... I should probably speak to Carlisle about that." I gave jazz a death glare. Then closed my eyes.

I started to calm down when I closed my eyes.

Bella flooded into my mind.

I sat there like that for about ten minutes.

Then I felt it.

It was warm and slimy.

I didn't open my eyes though.

The thing went away.

I heard the conversations going on around me. Including Emmett's and Jasper's about how hot Bella's legs were.

I wanted to slap them both, but if I opened my eyes then that would mean they would have won.

I felt the slimy thing on my face again. But resisted the urge to open my eyes.

It went away.

But then it happened...AGAIN.

Then went away.

But happened again.

Then went away again.

But happened again.

I couldn't do it any longer.

I opened my eyes.

" ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

This was definitely the grossest thing that had ever happened to me.

Well maybe not as gross as the time when Emmett super glued lettuce to my hair.

Then stuck slugs in my hair to eat the lettuce.

" Emmett, Why the hell are you licking my face?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Em and jazz looked at each other, then began to smile at each other. Very evilly.

" You zoned out there for ages. And well... Emmett really wanted to know what you tasted like because you smell so good. So he began to lick you. It seemed to have also brought you out of your trance." Jasper's smile broadened as he spoke.

I glared at him.

" You taste like daffodils." Emmett" smiled lengthened as well.

They both began to laugh.

I smacked them both on the back of the head.

" For starters, I did not zone out. I was ignoring you. And secondly I don't taste like daffodils!"

Jasper and Emmett laughed harder.

" So you've tasted yourself before. Oh oh. I know, you clean yourself like how a dog does. That's how you know what you taste like. Right?" said Emmett.

I stood up and walked away.

Extremely disgruntled.

I kept walking down the pathway. People looked at me like I was nuts.

They probably saw the little performance that I gave before.

I was stopped when a guy walked in front of where I was walking.

" Hi! I'm Thane." Thane? That's a weird name.

" Uh. Hi Thane. I'm Edward." He gave me a greasy.

That was really weird.

" My name ith not Thane It'th Thane." Oh I get it. This guy has a lisp.

A really bad one at that.

I searched his thoughts for his real name.

Stupid guy. Doesn't even understand English. He's probably from Sweden or somewhere like that. He is really pale. I can't believe he can't hear my name. I mean how hard is it to understand the name Zane?

I tried not to laugh.

Humans were definitely weird creatures.

" Hi Zane." He smiled like a kid who had just cornered Santa Claus in to a corner.

It was scary!

I looked around.

There was no escaping this evil little kid.

Maybe i could snap is neck.

I mean it's not like anyone would care.

Would they?

" Tho Edward, what year level are you in?"

" I'm in year twelve. Today's my first day of School here. I only came to Australia about a week ago."

" Theriouthly?! Wow. You American aren't you. I can tell by the acthent."

I nodded.

" Well I better get going. I wouldn't want to be late for class." He nodded and I tried to walk away at a human pace. But that was really impossible. I was scared.

I mean I don't say that to many things, but for some reason that guy really scared me!

School seemed o go fairly quickly. Most of the time I would just let my thoughts wander towards Bella.

She really was the ying to my yang.

The beat to my heart.

The pop to my tarts.

School wasn't too bad if you've done it a million times.

We were only looking at retinal capillaries. I mean how easy could it really get?

I was at lunch before I knew it.

Jazz and I walked to the canteen together.

Emmett had disappeared.

That could mean only one thing.

He was up to something.

We walked up to the ' canteen' to get our lunch.

I just got whatever. My mind was in a blur.

Jazz did the same thing.

We found a table which was not occupied and sat down.

It was quiet eerily quiet.

I saw a shadow that began to engulf the light on the table.

It was exactly who I had suspected.

I looked up at Emmett who had an extremely smug look.

I his hand was a taco.

" Hey mumbo, mumbo, I've got a taco!"

He jumped up onto the table and began to scream his song on the top of his lugs.

" Oh my god Emmett! What the hell? It's a freaking taco get over it."

Everyone was staring at us.

Yep we were officially freaks. And to make things worse ' Thane' was on his way over to the table.
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I hope you all like the chapter. I may not update as much just because the next few weeks are still a bit hectic. But I will do my best to write during any free time that I have. Love you all. Please review.

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