Sasuke woke up to the sound of an annoying alarm clock. He got up and slammed it after the first two beeps. Then he looked around. …where the fuck was he? This wasn't his room… He then notice that he was in a sleeping bag and it dawned on him, he spent the night at Naruto's. He face palmed himself. Why did he fall asleep BEFORE Naruto did? He could of kissed him or something…Sasuke sighed. Perfect opportunity lost.
He then actually looked at the clock and noticed the time. He had enough time for a shower…remembering where the bathroom actually was he started heading to the restroom.
"Naruto?" Naruto groaned as he was being lightly shaken. "Dude why aren't you up yet?"
Upon hearing those words Naruto jolted up.
"Shit!" He yelled as he got out of bed and started stripping off his p.j's "Why didn't my alarm wake me up!?" He then ran out of his room leaving a chuckling Kyuubi behind. Kyuu was about to leave the room but he then noticed something. Where was that Uhicha brat?
"Ah." Sasuke sighed in relief as he got in the water. It was so nice…
The door slammed open and there stood Naruto in nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. Sasuke blushed as he covered himself (only a see through glass was dividing them).
"DO YOU MIND!?"
"Well you relax? We're both boys and we both need showers" Naruto opened the shower door "Now scoot."
Sasuke blushed and turned his back against him. Was this alright?
Sasuke just stood there for a while as Naruto began washing himself.
"…are you just gonna stand there all day?"
"Huh?" Sasuke commented not really haven paid attention.
Naruto sighed and began lathering his hands with shampoo then rubbed it in Sasuke's sculp.
"You need to wash your hair dumb ass."
Sasuke blushed and closed his eyes. This…this felt nice. Naruto smiled as Sasuke began to relax. He then smirked devilishly.
"Now wash off."
Naruto commented as he spanked Sasuke's butt. Sasuke jolted and blushed like crazy. Naruto just swatted his butt! Naruto laughed at Sasuke's reaction and turned around to leather his own hair. Sasuke twitched. He was gonna pay for that… He turned around and was about to give him the same treatment but froze, he seemed to have completely forgotten that they were still naked. He just stood there staring at Naruto's fine ass.
"Shit!" Sasuke's face became completely red and he held his now bleeding nose.
Naruto haven heard Sasuke turned around.
"You alright Sasuke?"
And then he saw it. Sasuke's eye's grew wide and he fainted.
"SHIT! SASUKE!"
Sasuke woke up. What the hell happened?
"Oh wow, you just have the worst of luck."
He glared at Kyuu who was standing by the door frame.
"…shut up."
Kyuubi burst out laughing.
"Sucks to be you. Naruto thinks you have a fever and well not let you go to school."
Sasuke's eyes grew wide.
"Is…is he ganna stay with me then?"
"Ch, no." Kyuu chuckled. "I am until mom shows up."
Mom? He then repeated Kyuubi's earlier words 'sucks to be you' … Sasuke jolted up out of the bed he was in.
"I just remembered something-!"
"Sasuke!" He could hear Naruto yell from downstairs "GO BACK TO BED!"
Sasuke was speechless. But but-!
Kyuubi laughed. Oh this was gonna be fun…
"…Okay, what the fuck."
Itachi commented annoyed. Sasuke didn't come home last night and didn't even bother to call. Luckily their parents weren't home either, but now Sasuke wasn't in school. …where was he? He then notice the familiar bundle of blond hair.
"Say Naruto Kun – "
"No."
"Oh come one!" Itachi began following him "At least tell me where Sasuke is?"
"He's sick and Kyuu is taking care of him until mom shows up since dad's already at work."
Itachi froze. Sasuke's…with Kyuubi? …HOW COME THAT BRAT WAS GETTING ALL KYUUBI'S ATTENTION?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Itachi then began bolted towards the front door. Naruto stopped and then realized something, Itachi knew where they live! He began dialing his phone.
"Heads up, Itachi's coming over."
"Heads up, Itachis' coming over."
Kyuubi twitched. Say what?
"Oh don't worry, so is mom."
He then smirked devilishly as he hung up. Mom was SOOOO gonna kick his sorry ass.
Sasuke shivered. Their mom sounded like a really scary lady.
"I really do not feel comfortable in the situation I am in."
"And neither would I."
Kyuu began looking at his watch. She should be home any minute now…
"KYUUBI KUN!"
"Oh godz…" Kyuubi groaned getting his bat as he heard Itachi calling his name in the far off distance.
"Was that…Itachi just now?"
"Yep."
"What's he doing?"
"Being a total complete idiot."
And with that there was a slam against the door. Then some sobs. Apparently Itachi ran straight at the door.
"It's locked…" He sobbed.
"Well no shit!" Kyuubi yelled "It's to keep weirdo's like you out!"
There then came silence. A long silence. Something wasn't right.
"…Itachi?" Kyuubi clichéd onto the bat as he looked through the peep hole too see that Itachi wasn't there. "…SHIT!" he bolted upstairs. Itachi was gonna try going through the window again.
There then came a knock at the door. Sasuke gulped. With Kyuubi up stairs that meant that Sasuke had to answer it. Which meant he had to face this mysterious mom alone. He opened the door and was a little shocked. She didn't look all that mincing.
"Why hi there." She chirped as she entered the building. "You must be Naruto's little boyfriend I heard so much about."
Sasuke blushed. He wished…
"ABOUT TIME!" Kyuubi yelled from his room. "MOM! THIS BASTERED BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE!"
And Sasuke saw it. The hidden evil with in. Her hair seemed to raise on it's own and an evil aura grew around her.
"Oh really?" she cracked her knuckles and bolted up the stairs.
Sasuke just stood there as he heard the cries of pain of his brother as he was having his ass beaten. Sasuke was paralyzed with fear. This was the lady who was gonna take care of him? He slowly turned and started heading towards the door. But a hand slammed the door back shut. It was Naruto's mom.
"Oh sweetie. You can't go out there. You have a fever remember?"
Sasuke couldn't stop shaking. This lady scared him.
"Have fun with mothers cooking."
Kyuubi commented dully as he walked out the front door. Sasuke jolted and reach out towards him only to have the door shut on him. DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS CHICK! Sasuke screamed inside his head.
"…Wh-What b-became of -?"
"Oh that old pervert up stairs? Threw him out the window. Now!" She rolled up her sleeves. "What soup should I make? Oooh I know! Stew!"