A/N: This chapter features an idea that can only be explained through Tari Silmarwen's story. This parody might be my idea, but I'm using most of her cast selection.


The next morning, a bright green alligator with a mutant grub on its back emerged from the sewers in the middle of Jump City. Without warning, it tackled Aqualad to the ground, snapping its fangs.

"What do you want?" Aqualad asked, worried.

After snarling for a while, the alligator changed shape, revealing it was none other than Garfield. That meant the mutant grub was Silkie.

"Where's Koriand'r?!" Garfield angrily asked.

"Who?" Aqualad asked in response.

"My bride!" Garfield yelled.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Aqualad said.

"She's the hottest chick in the whole galaxy," Garfield explained, his hand grasping Aqualad's throat. "Has a gorgeous body and a nice chest. Tell me where she is or I'll use my strong form on you!"

"I'd like to find someone like that too," Aqualad said. "Now can you please get off me?"

Garfield got up. "Guess you're just an innocent person," he said. "Come on, Silkie. We've got an alien babe to find."


Back in the Grayson residence, Koriand'r woke up. Upon noticing the apartment was messy, she decided to clean things up. Needing some help, she approached an open window and used an animal call, although it sounded like a strange combination of squeaks, barks, and meows.

It wasn't long before all of the neighbors' pets showed up. "Hello," she said, amazed by the unfamiliar creatures. "I suppose it is nice to make new friends." She cleared her throat. "Now let us make clean with this place."

And so, Koriand'r instructed the animals to clean the apartment. They all obeyed her commands, not caring that she wasn't their master.

At one point, a bird accidentally dropped a plate, waking Morning Dove. She walked over to the kitchen and saw what was going on. "Robin, you better get out here!" she called out, her eyes wide open.

Robin left his room, still in his white t-shirt and green boxers. "What is it?" he asked, putting on a red robe.

"Maybe it was a bad idea to let Koriand'r stay," Morning Dove said.

Robin saw what his sister was talking about. "Are those the neighbors pets?" he asked.

"I think so," Morning Dove answered. "That's Mr. Kent's pet dog."

Robin was outraged at this. "Where's Koriand'r?" he asked, trying to stay calm.

As if on cue, Robin and Morning Dove heard someone singing from the bathroom. "Try to return everyone's pets," Robin ordered.

"But what should I tell them?" Morning Dove asked.

"Just use any excuse," Robin insisted.


While Morning Dove was returning the animals back to their masters, Robin slammed the bathroom door open as Koriand'r was taking a shower. "You shanghaied the neighbors' pets?!" he angrily asked.

"Hello Robin," Koriand'r said, not paying attention to the question. "What a magical room this is. Where does the water come from?"

"Koriand'r, what did you do?!" Robin asked.

"I assisted wild creatures to help do the cleaning of this place," Koriand'r explained.

"Those 'wild creatures' belong to the neighbors!" Robin hollered.

Koriand'r wrapped a towel around her body before she pushed aside the curtain and stepped out of the shower. "Did they?" she asked. "I did not notice."


As luck would have it, Raven showed up. "Robin?" she asked. "Morning Dove?"


That's when Koriand'r accidentally slipped on the bathroom floor and landed on top of Robin, resulting in a rather unusual position between them just as Raven saw them.

"Who is this?" the empath asked.

Robin quickly got up. "Raven!" he said. "When did you get here?"

"Greetings," Koriand'r said as she approached Raven. "I am princess Koriand'r of Tamaran. I was on my way to the castle for the wedding ceremony."

"Wedding?" Raven asked. "Robin, what's going on?"

"She was lost," Robin explained. "I was trying to help her."

"Help her with what, finding the shower?" Raven sarcastically asked.

"Oh, that is a most glorious place," Koriand'r said.

However, Robin pushed her aside. "Raven, can't we talk?"

"About what?" Raven asked in response. "How I never stayed over because it would feel awkward around your sister and you want to maintain some boundaries? I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control."

"What about bringing Morning Dove to training school?" Robin asked. "For, you know, some girl bonding time?"

"Not if you're doing your own girl bonding time as well," Raven responded before she left the apartment.

"Raven wait!" Robin called out, running after her. "It's not what it looks like!"


A/N: Yep! I finished another chapter! Bonus points if you know where the reference from Tari Silmarwen's story is.