Yaoi for a date 18
"…I'm sorry."
Naruto glanced up from his seat to face Temari.
"I…I guess I got a bit carried away…"
A bit? Sasuke twitched. First you drugged Naruto, then you wrote how we made out in the nurses office in the school newspaper! If that was only being a bit carried away how much was taking it all the way?! Naruto frowned and was about to say something, but then it happened. Her eyes began to water.
"I-I know what I did was wrong-! But-but-!"
Naruto gulped. He never knew what to do in situations like this.
"Fine fine! I forgive you! I forgive you! Just stop crying!"
"Kay."
As if magic Temari's tears vanished.
"So, about the next story-"
Sasuke face palmed himself. This chick was never gonna stop.
"Hey class."
Everyone glanced up to see Kakashi walk into the room. Temari took her seat and Kakashi began his morning lecture.
"Today we are gonna talk about…the birds and the beez."
"…you gotta be shitting me." Naruto commented dully.
"Ah Naruto, thank you for volunteering."
Naruto jolted.
"N-no I-!"
"Since you are writing stories on guy on guy smut why don't you share to the class gay intercourse?"
Naruto's face exploded.
"I don't go THAT far!"
The class was getting a bit too excited. Even Sasuke was a bit curious. How much did Naruto know on gay sex?
"Ah but just because you don't write that far doesn't mean you don't know about it. Come on, tell us what you do know."
Naruto glanced down at his desk and mumbled. Kakashi smirked.
"What was that-? Couldn't hear you?"
Naruto had jolted from his seat then yelled "YOU WEAR A FRICKEN CONDOM!" and sat right back down in his seat. Face flaming red.
"…god damn prick."
Kakashi smirked.
"Good. Now lets continue from that point…"
"I hate him."
"I know."
"No Sasuke you don't understand. I HATE him."
"Hn."
"…Stop fucking smirking Teme!"
"I can't help it. It was funny."
Naruto groaned. Never in his life did he feel so embarrassed. Kakashi kept calling on him and making him answer all the questions on gay sex.
"I got to admit…I didn't know you knew so much about that subject. Sure you're not gay?"
"Sasuke?"
"Yes Naruto?"
"Shut up."
Sasuke just kept on smirking. Today had to of been one of the most funniest days he ever had.
"I'm so telling Kyuubi this."
"Do and you're as good as a dead man."
"…do you think I'd go to heaven?" Naruto began snorting. "Hey!" Sasuke twitched and jabbed Naruto on the side. Naruto began bursting into laughter.
"Oh I can just hear the angles calling out to you now. Oooh Sasuke! You holly thing you!"
"They sure as hell wouldn't be calling out to you…sexaholic."
"…Bastered!"
And thus, they began fighting in the halls. Deep down inside…they were both devils.
"Naruto!"
Naruto stopped mid way through a punch and saw Kyuubi heading there way.
"Uh oh."
"What?"
"Kyuubi doesn't often call me by my name. Usually it's Kit or some lame ass nickname…"
"So?"
"So that means something's up."
Kyuubi came up to Naruto with a confused look.
"Mom just called and she sounded…well…not herself. She wants us to come straight home."
Naruto glanced at Sasuke.
"Sorry."
"No prob."
Naruto waved Sasuke off and Kyuu and Naruto headed home. Naruto sighed. Well whatever it was their mother wanted it couldn't be anywhere near as bad as what happened during his first period class.
"We're home!"
Kyuubi yelled as they entered the house. Their dad glanced at the floor and rubbed the back of his neck. Was he…avoiding eye contact?
"Uh boys…we need you in the living room."
The two boys looked at each other. Then followed their father.
"Do you know what's going on?"
"No." Kyuubi admitted openly "But whatever it is…it doesn't look good."
Once they got to the living room they both took a seat on the couch. Their father continued not looking at them and their mother began by first clearing out her thought.
"Naruto, you know that your father and I have no problems with you being gay right?"
"Ah geez…" Naruto rested his hand on his forehead. "Look about that, Sasuke-"
"We know."
Naruto looked confusingly at their dad. If he knew then why were they even having this weird awkward meeting?
Ten or so minutes went by and Kyuubi clasped his hands together and got up.
"Welp, as much as I LOOOOVE spending good old family quality time with each other this has nothing to do with me. So if you don't mind-"
"It has everything to do with you."
"…come again?"
Their mother then turned pulling out something she was hiding behind her back on the opposing couch. Naruto's eyes grew wide and he blushed. Not just on his face but from head to toe. There in her hands was the metal suit case he had stolen from Itachi.
"Oh…oh dear god."
"Naruto? What is that?"
Naruto covered his face.
"Kyuubi. We need you to gently tell your brother that…well…he can't love you."
Kyuubi twitched.
"What the-! How can you ask that of me!? He's my brother! My sweet little-!" she then opened the metal suit case. " Kiiiiiiittt… … …." Kyuubi froze.
"Kyuu?"
Kyuubi didn't respond.
"Dear, I think you broke him."
"…shit. Naruto, hon. We need to talk about this." Naruto didn't even so much as move "We…we know you love your brother very very much…"
"BUT NOT LIKE THAT!"
Naruto wailed.
"IT'S ITACHI'S! IT'S ITACHIIIIIIII'S!"
Well that seemed to snap Kyuubi from his trance.
"Itachi?"
"Who?"
Kyuubi twitched as he cracked his knuckles.
"A dead man mom, a dead man."
"Ooooh. ….then Kyuubi we need the talk."
Kyuubi's face exploded red.
"Wait wha-?"
"The talk son."
"Nooooo-"
"About relationships."
"Nooooo-"
"….I didn't think of you as the type on the bottom though…."
"NOOOOOOO!"
Kyuubi ran and snatched the suit case and threw it in the garbage. Well tried. The trash bin was too small for the big metal suit case.
"….Gaaaaaaahhh!"
"Now son, there's nothing to be ashamed of…"
"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
"But…the book was so well detailed I just thought…"
"Book?"
Kyuubi then opened the suit case to sure enough see a leather book inside. He opened it and scanned through it blush evident on his face.
"He…he was seriously gonna post this on the school news paper?" He squeeked. Never in all his life had Kyuubi ever so embaressed. Just the thought made his face as red as a new born cherry. "Oh dear god…"
Naruto began tip toeing away but was given away by a squeak that came off of the first step on the stairs.
"NARUTOOOO!" Kyuubi yelled "YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT!"
Scared out of his life he bolted up the stairs with Kyuubi not that far behind him. Not sure what else to do he ran to his room, locked it, and began barricading it as Kyuubi began ramming at the door.
"WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME!?"
"Did you seriously think I wanted you to see me with those sex toys!?"
"Why did you have them in the first place!?"
"Because it had the book and well Itachi was home and well…I panicked and took the whole thing…"
"….Shit!"
He had banged the door extra loudly at that part. He then leaned against the door and slid down to the floor.
"….I'm going to kill that bastered." He mumbled.
"…you do that Kyuubi. You do that…"