Yaoi for a date 19
Normally Kyuubi would NEVER want to go looking for Itachi. Hell, he was usually running away from him. But today…today was special. Today was the day…that Itachi was gonna die.
"Oh Itachiiiii… Heh heh heh…"
Itachi gulped. He wasn't the one to hide from Kyuubi, but if you could see how mad and crazy he looked you'd be hiding too.
"Come on…I know you're out there…"
Kyuubi then kicked a trash can down, then did some side glances.
"You can't keep this up forever…. I WILL find you…"
Itachi again gulped and began texting to Sasuke.
"…Naruto did something happen yesterday?" Sasuke commented after getting Itachi's bizarre text. Naruto jolted.
"Wha-? N-n-no! Nothing!"
Sasuke tilted his head.
"Naruto…"
"Everything is just sunshine and lollipops!"
"…Naruto…"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"
Oooh you have no idea, Sasuke thought to himself and coughed.
"For starters…the truth?"
"What makes you think I'm-"
Sasuke then showed Naruto the text.
"…Kyuubi's always hated Itachi."
"Naruto…"
"I know that's my name you don't have to repeat it."
Sasuke sighed.
"Yesterday, you had to go straight home. What was that all about?"
Naruto blushed like crazy and glanced down.
"Uuuh…" Naruto began twiddling his fingers. Sasuke raised a brow. Naruto was embarrassed? Why would he-? Then it dawned on him.
"Oh Naruto…they didn't find the suitcase did they?"
Naruto squinted his eyes and franticly nodded.
"Jesus…" He began texting back to Itachi. "I told you having it around was a bad idea…" he then realized something "…you still don't have it do you?"
"Wha-? Me?" If Naruto could blush even more he would. "NO! Why the hell would I keep it after an incident like that?!"
"So where is it?"
"…Kyuubi has it…"
Itachi jolted as his phone made the slightest little ding sound indicating that there was a new text. Surely Kyuubi didn't hear that…
"There you are…" Kyuubi had grabbed hold of his shoulder. Itachi was shaking uncontrollably. "I have something to give you…" Kyuubi then reveled the metal suit case.
"My suit case! Give that back!"
Kyuubi chuckled like the mad crazy man he was.
"With pleasure."
"Wait-!" Itachi then realized his mistake as Kyuubi raised it in the air. Kyuubi gave him a sadistic smile then proceeded using the case to beat the ever living shit out of him.
"Mother…" Itachi cried.
"No I'm the nurse."
Itachi sniffled. God he hurt. Never had Kyuubi been so violent to him.
"…I think it's broken. You may need to go to the hospital to go check it out."
"…kay…"
The nurse then proceeded to leave the room.
"In the meantime I'll go get you some pain killers…"
and with that walked off. Itachi sighed. He really did it now. Kyuubi must really hate his guts…not to mention find him revolting. I mean…all those sex toys… Itachi sulked in his misery.
"Shit…"
"You certainly look that way."
He glanced up and noticed a girl by the door.
"…Do I know you?"
"The names Temari. I'm here to give you you're meds."
"…weren't you the one who posted the article of Naruto and Sasuke making out?"
"…you want your damn meds or not?"
Itachi should of known better than to take them…but he hurt so bad…
"Fine." He held out his hand and Temari gave him the meds. He swallowed.
"There, now you should probably lie down for a bit."
Itachi merely nodded and Temari walked out of the room. Itachi again sighed then opened his suit case. He then noticed something right away.
"…where's my book?"
Kyuubi blushed as he continued reading the stupid book. He knew better but…class was just so boring. That and Itachi wasn't here so… Kyuubi flipped another page. It…it wasn't actually THAT bad… ish. His grammar sucked. Kyuubi got his red pen and began making corrections. When it came down to it, Kyuubi was a grammar nazi.
"Damn moron can't even tell the difference between well and will….and I would not act like that…baka."
The bell rang and he put the book in his bag.
"Kyuubi!"
He glanced and noticed a strange girl panting at the door as though she just got done running a marathon.
"Oh thank god I found you!"
"…aren't you that girl who-?"
"It's Itachi!"
Kyuubi jolted from his seat, he swore to god if he was messing with his brother-!
"Where?"
"I-in the nurses office! Hurry!"
And with that he bolted out of the room like nobodies business. Temari smirked devilishly. This was gonna be good. She soon followed not too far behind.
"Shit!" Itachi whined. He was too hot to take a nap. …what kind of pain meds where these? Annoyed he took his shirt off to the best of his abilities with one arm possibly being broken.
"ITACHI YOU DAAaaaaamn….."
Itachi turned to see Kyuubi standing by the door way. Itachi smirked.
"See something you like?"
Kyuubi blushed a little then shock his head like a wet dog.
"Where is Naruto?"
"Uuuh, not here?"
"…son of a bitch." Kyuubi kicked the door frame. "Bitch lied to me."
Itachi raised a brow.
"Was she…blond by any chance?"
"Pig tails and all. Why?"
Ah, so that was why he was so hot and bothered. They were getting the same treatment Naruto and Sasuke had a few days back. Itachi waltzed over, smirk plastered on his face. Kyuubi shivered. He didn't like that look.
"Stay back."
"Now now Kyuubi, you KNOW what happens in the nurses office. Don't you?"
"…They…" Itachi stood right in front of him. He could even smell the mint from the toothpaste he had used earlier that morning. "They… GET SENT INJURED PEOPLE!"
and with that Kyuubi wammed his bag across Itachi's face sending him flying. Kyuubi then bolted out of the room. That was too close for comfort.
"….. THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED IN THE FAN FIC!" Itachi yelled annoyed. He winced at the pain in his arm then noticed something. Something had fallen out when Kyuubi's bag had hit him. Curious he reached over and grabbed it.
"Is this…the book?"
Sure enough, it was. Flipping through the book he then noticed scribbles in it. His eyes widened. Had Kyuubi…been editing his book? He would of thought for sure Kyuubi would of burned it somewhere but…to know that he read it AND was making corrections in it…Itachi squealed. Maybe, just maybe, he had a chance with him after all…