I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY! I know that it was the holidays and I should have been updating everyday... but I don't exactly have much time that doesn't have anything to do with dancing. I hope you like the chapter!

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Bella's POV

Edward and I slowly approached the window where Emmett was.

I really didn't want to know what he had done or what he was going to do.

Most of the time knowing hurt me more.

Edward opened the window and Emmett quickly slipped in.

Still brandishing the butchers knife.

I looked deep into his black eyes.

A smile played across his lips.

Edward noticed this and growled jealously.

" Emmett what did you do?" Asked Edward.

I looked down at the knife and for the first time noticed the red liquid glinting on it.

I gasped and stepped back in shock.

All Emmet did was laugh.

" Well these two girls wouldn't sell me the shade of lipstick that I wanted... So I gave them what was coming to them."

I screamed out in fear.

How could he do that to innocent girls?!

Edward said the question that was burning on my lips.

" So why are you wearing a chefs costume?"

Emmett's smile broadened.

" I told you I gave them what was coming to them... I made them a cake!"

I stared at him completely dumbstruck.

" S-so wh-a-at is-s on t-t-t-the kn-ife?" I asked my voice shaking the entire time.

He looked down at the knife and his smile grew even wider.

" Well it was a strawberry cake and I had to cut the strawberries. DUH!"

I wave of relief washed over me.

" Wait there is one more thing I have to ask you. Why did you need lipstick?"

He looked at the floor.

This wasn't a good sign.

" I was getting it for my dog because she is in a dog show in Seattle."

All Edward and I could do was look at each other.

As soon as we had done that we were rolling on the floor laughing.

To be honest I didn't even know why we were laughing so much.

" So what type of dog do you have?" I managed to choke out between fits of giggles.

" A poodle named princess sprinkles!" As he said her name you could see how proud he was of her.

Edward and I both started laughing.

I was reduced to tears.

Edward and I continued laughing until I threw up.

I blushed in embarrassment.

After that I looked over to where Emmett was standing.

"He's gone to the show." Said Edward from the corner looking like he was about to go into another fit of giggles.

After he had finished speaking he came over and scooped me up before walking out of the room.

As soon as we were gone he brought his head down to my ear.

" We are going to go and see Emmett and Princess sprinkles. But first we need disguises."

I gulped.

That only meant one person.

Alice.

We walked into Alice's room and the only piece of furniture visible was an old antique table and a office chair.

The lights were dim and a spotlight covered the furniture.

" Ah, Alice?" I called out

The chair turned and I saw Alice sitting on the chair stroking a shoe.

" Why hello Bella. Edward." She said nodding to each of us.

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" I have heard of my spies that you wish for disguises. You have come on a great day. I am in quite a good mood."

She looked at each up us.

Her mood was strange for her.

Usually at the sound of the word makeover she would be running around screaming and chasing me with hair curlers.

All of a sudden the lights turned on and Alice disappeared.

At stared at all of the things in front of me.

Alice room didn't usually look like this.

It was like a high fashion department store.

There was a make up counter, clothes, shoes, bedding cutlery.

There was definitely something wrong with this girl.

I looked over to where Edward was just standing.

He was gone.

At that moment a high pitched and girlish squeal filled the rom.

I knew it wasn't a girl though.

There was a tone in it that I could tell anywhere.

It was Edward.

What had we gotten ourselves into?!

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