A/N: For those of you who are wondering, this story takes place in an alternate universe where all the Gordians died long before they invaded Tamaran, thus allowing Starfire to live a peaceful life on her home planet. Other things occurred as well, but I'll get to that later.

After Robin suited up, he came back to the living room. There, Morning Dove was asking Koriand'r questions about her home planet.

"So you don't have to worry about the Gordians invading?" Morning Dove asked.

"Of course not," Koriand'r answered. "The Gordians became of the extinct long ago. Invasion is not a worry."

"Okay, you two," Robin said. "It's time to go."

"Already?" Koriand'r asked. "But I was having so much of the fun with Morning Dove."

"I can ask you more questions in the car," Morning Dove said. "I really don't want to be late for training."

After Robin dropped Morning Dove off at the training center, he drove towards Titans HQ with Koriand'r sitting in the back seat.

"I do not understand," Koriand'r said. "If Morning Dove did not want to miss the training, why did she express the hatred for the pink girl with wings?"

"Killer Butterfly?" Robin asked. "Morning Dove told me she's her partner for team exercises. From what I heard, they haven't been getting along. I tried giving my sister a teamwork book to see if it helps."

"Can Morning Dove not select another partner?" Koriand'r asked. "One she gets along on the terms of friendly?"

"Koriand'r, I was the one who wanted Morning Dove to work with Killer Butterfly," Robin said.

"But why is that if she is not of the nice?" Koriand'r asked.

"Because that girl saved my life when HQ was ambushed," Robin answered.

At Titans HQ, Robin brought Koriand'r to the main room. "Morning Robin," Jinx said.

"Jinx, I'm so glad to see you," Robin said. "Do you see that girl over there?"

"The one in the revealing princess dress?" Jinx asked in response. "What about her?"

"Figure out where she's from and get her there," Robin answered. "I'm pretty sure she doesn't live in Jump City."

So while Robin left for his assignment, Jinx approached Koriand'r. "Hello there," the alien princess said with a smile. "It is very nice to meet you."

"Uh... Sure," Jinx replied.

However, no one knew someone was watching Koriand'r from far away...

In a local restaurant, Control Freak used a device on his belt to disguise himself as a chef. Once the device worked, he approached a nearby pot of soup and opened the lid. "Hello Madame Rogue," he said.

"Aw, my most trusted laser knight," Madame Rogue said, using the soup as a form of communication. "Have you accomplished your tasks?"

"Afraid not," Control Freak replied. "Garfield is being stubborn, and I can't find that Troq anywhere."

"First of all, do not call Tamaraneans that because it is very disrespectful for such a powerful alien race," Madame Rogue said. "Second, we cannot let Garfield find the young princess. Of course, if he stays there long enough, I fear he will learn about his past."

"I'm trying the best I can," Control Freak said. "Garfield thought it would be fun to run out into the street and fly off when a car's about to hit him."

"Do not worry, laser knight," Madame Rogue said. "I have a plan that will not fail." Suddenly, three apples appeared in the soup. "These are poison apples. Get Koriand'r to eat one of them, and she will die upon a single swallow. Fortunately, I have made extras in case you do not succeed the first time."

Control Freak took the apples out of the pot. "Thank you, Madame Rogue," he said. "I won't fail you."

"Yo! Control Freak!" Garfield called out from the the restaurant's dining room. "Where'd you go, dude?!"

Control Freak turned off the cloaking device. "Coming, Garfield!" he called out, unaware Silkie saw the whole thing.

In the dining room, Silkie approached Garfield. "There you are, Silkie," he said as the two bumped fists. "Where'd you squirm off to?"

Silkie made small chirps and pointed at Control Freak, who just left the kitchen. "Don't listen to him, Garfield," the laser knight said. "He's probably crazy."

"Yes Silkie, that's my friend Control Freak," Garfield said, too stupid to not get the grub's warning.

Silkie groaned and face-palmed himself. This was going to be harder than he thought

A/N: Sorry it seems rushed. I didn't want the story to end up as an exact copy of the movie. Hopefully the next chapter is better.

As for the thing between Robin and Kitten, it's not what you think. All is hopefully explained in a future chapter of Prequels: Alternate Superhero Backstories, the official prequel to this parody fic.