"WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BROTHER!?"
Sasuke just stood there and blinked at him for a while. Why did Naruto want to know where Itachi was? Hell, Sasuke sure as hell didn't.
"Naruto are you okay?"
"…define okay."
"That bad huh?"
Naruto merely nodded.
"What did he do?"
Naruto blushed furiously.
"You don't wanna know."
"Oh there you are!" Itachi can out of no where wrapping an arm around Naruto's neck. "Have any nice dreams?"
Now Naruto's face exploded red. He then clasped his nose as images ran through his head. No no no no no NO! Naruto screamed in his head, I can not have a bonner in front of everybody! Dead puppies! Old men in mini skirts! Itachi and Kyuubi having-! … Naruto's eyes grew wide in realization and he didn't move. Kyuubi's weird reactions…
"Uh Naruto?"
"… Itachi, did you have sex with Kyuubi yesterday?"
Sasuke's face exploded red, WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?
"Ah yes, it was quite lovely-"
"Gah!" Naruto began covering his ears "I don't want the details!"
"But you asked didn't you?" Itachi smirked. "Sides… I think you could pick up a thing or two from it…"
"Thing or two of what?"
They all turned around to face Kyuubi who stood their with his hands crossed and his foot tapping. "I don't know what you're talking about, but I already don't like it."
"Ah perfect timing, perhaps you can tell them what a lovely time we had yesterday."
Kyuubi's froze.
"You…you didn't-"
"Tell them how you enjoy having your arms-"
"SON OF A BITCH YOU TOLD THEM!?"
Kyuubi yelled embarrassingly.
"Will they were going to find out at some point…"
"No no they weren't!"
"… well actually-" Naruto
"YOU! Keep out of this!"
"That's right Naruto, mommy and daddy are talking."
"…mommy and daddy?" Kyubbi not amused.
"Ah huh. Cause you know…you would make an excellent wife."
"AND YOU WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT DEAD PERSON!"
"Bey kids!"
And with that Itachi ran off with Kyuubi not that far behind ready to beat the ever living shit out of them. Naruto covered his eyes and whined. Now that he knew Iatchi and Kyuubi had sex his bonner was long gone due to mental damage.
"Why the fuck is your brother so perverted?"
Runs in the family, Sasuke thought to himself. He then looked at Naruto's back. Gentle touches, Sasuke thought to himself again, a friendly pat on the back should be alright, right?
"Anyway let's go!" Naruto pumped his fits in the air and took a step forward, making Sasuke barely able to touch Naruto's back. In fact, his middle finger was the only thing that touched Naruto and it was dragged down Naruto'd spine. Naruto jolted and jerked around to face Sasuke.
"Wh-what was that!?"
Sasuke raised his hands up in defence.
"Geez sorry. I was merely reaching out to you, what's the big deal?"
Naruto blushed lightly.
"Then tug on my shirt or just call out my name. I'll lesson…" Naruto's blush deepened. God talk about cheesy. There was silence and they just stood there.
"Was there… something you wanted?"
"You…" Sasuke spoke without thinking, then blushed furiously as he realized what he said "Ah, w-w-wanna go hang out after school?!"
Naruto smiled.
"Sure, why not? Let's walk to my place after school. Kyuubi said something about buying a new game, we should play it."
Sasuke sighed in relief. Welp, that was embarrassing. Why the hell did he say that out loud?
"Sure sounds like fun."
The bell ringed and they headed to class.
"Aw come on Kyuubi-Kun, lighten up. I was only having fun with the kids."
Kyuubi huffed and stuck his nose in the air. He was still pissed at him.
"No."
"Come on, I'll make it up to you."
Kyuubi gave him a side glance.
"Is that your creepy way of asking me out?"
Itachi smirked.
"Weeell, if THAT'S how you what me to make it up to you…"
"Pass."
"Ah come on!" Kyuubi closed his locker and began heading to his next class, Itachi not too far behind. "Can't you give me a chance!? I know how to be a really good boyfriend!"
Kyuubi halted. Itachi at first was excited but then noticed Kyuubi twitched in share disgust. Itachi felt his heart ping. Was it only gonna be a one time fling?
"You already know how? So you've had experience? …you did seem to know a lot while we were-" Kyuubi blushed a little and didn't finish that sentence. Itachi's eye's lit up. Was Kyuubi… jealous? Itachi could suddenly feel a boost of confidence.
"Well I haven't had THAT many dates…"
"Bull shit. You write about them ALL the time."
"Only the ones I fantasied about you."
"Who was he?"
"Hmmm? Who's who?"
"You know damn well who."
"Doctor Who?"
Kyuunbi looked like he was about to say something then stopped as he processed what he had just heard.
"… you watch doctor who?"
"Who doesn't?"
"Half the kids in all our school."
"Huh, no wonder they're so boring." Itachi then remembered something. "You know… I do own like, all of the episodes with the ninth, tenth, and eleventh Doctors in it."
Kyuubi looked at him dully.
"Dude, the only Doctors who matter are the fourth and tenth."
"…"
"You don't even know who the fourth doctor is do you?"
"Give me a sec…"
Kyuubi sighed then jolted as he remembered what the original topic at hand was.
"Stop distracting me!"
Itachi smirked.
"If you wanna know THAT badly you should come over to my place. I'll tell you anything you want to know."
Kyuubi just glared at him. Like hell he would.
"While we're there… you could see my wonderful collection of doctor who dvd's."
… a visit. A very quick visit.
"Then it's a date!"
Kyuubi's face exploded red.
"NO IT IS NOT!"
"See you later Kyuubi-Chan~!"
"… Chan?" Kyuubi tilted his head in confusion. He knew Kun was some Japanese thing they add at the end of someone's name but… what the hecks a chan? "…probably not something good." He walked off hopping that at some point he could go look it up before meeting up with Itachi again.
Naruto and Sasuke walked out of their class in shire silence and completely avoiding eye contact. It wasn't that they did anything embarrassing or hell, talked about anything embarrassing in class. But…
(flashback)
"I want everyone to take one of these before you go!" Kakashi raised his hand with a small plastic package. "It's a condom. You should always carry one on you, and, safty first kids!"
(end of flashback)
"… safty first… what is he, smoky the bear?" Naruto mumbled as he looked at the condom package. One side was gold with white writing, on the other, Nartuo noticed, was clear and that the condom he had was orange. Naruto rolled his eyes, orange, how ironic.
Sasuke looked at his too, though he was less concerned with what color it was. Though if you really wanted to know it was red.
"Mines got a navy blue background." Sasuke commented outloud as he noticed Naruto's wasn't. "It's the same brand, so why's yours gold?"
Naruto looked at Sasuke's condom packet and looked back at his.
"It says the same thing except … oh here, it says mines got ultasmooth lubricant."
They both exploded a red so fierce that there wasn't much of a way to even describe it.
"O-oh…" was all Sasuke could say. Naruto coughed.
"S-so yeah…"
Again they just stood there looking like idiots.
"W-we should p-probably get going…"
Again neither moved.
"H-Hn."
Still nothing and the bell even ringed again indicating class was starting.
"…"
"You can't go to class when all you can think about is the condom huh?"
"WHY THE HELL WOULD HE GIVE US THESE!?"
Naruto yelled embarrassed.
"Well… I can't either." Sasuke admitted defeatedly. "I mean…. It'd be pretty awkward to get a bonner like you did in the middle of class."
"… that only happened ONCE."
"And yet I still don't want to."
Naruto sighed as he slumped against the wall.
"Now what?"
"Well, we're clearly not gonna go to class." Sasuke gave him a side glance "Wanna just hang out on the roof?"
Naruto poundered a moment.
"Are you gonna go to ANY of your classes today?"
"… probably not."
"Then lets just go to my place then. No one should be home to scold us."
Sasuke smiled and nodded as he followed Naruto out of the building. He then looked down at the condom. No school, no parents …. Sasuke glanced up at Naruto's back. Now would be the time to use one of these… Sasuke gulped. Once they'd reach Naruto's house Sasuke was gonna make a move.