AN: Sorry this took so long but from now on my updates will be every 2-3 weeks. I am writing something for 9/11 but it has nothing to do with this. A lot of states in this chapter and even more coming up.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Just my OC's.

"Dad we're here, dad?" Oklahoma entered the house followed by Texas and Louisiana who were carrying New Mexico. Nevada trailed in last shuffling a deck of cards.

"I can't believe he's not here." You could hear the annoyance in Oklahoma's voice, he could have been doing something productive this week but instead Alfred wanted to have a family reunion. Texas and Louisiana set New Mexico on the couch.

"Do you think we should wake him up?" Louisiana asked looking at Texas for an answer.

"No, he was up all night he needs the sleep. Hey Nevada toss me his hat." Nevada tossed her the tan sombrero.

"Do you think anyone else is here yet?" he asked before turning his attention back to his cards. Before anyone could answer a loud crash filled the room. Everyone froze wait for whatever was responsible for the crashing noise to reveal its self.

"Do you think it's a burglar?" Louisiana whispered to Texas, she shrugged. Oklahoma frowned looking down at Texas's hand, witch was now holding a gun. It's not like he wasn't used to Texas having a gun on her but the had just came from the airport.

"Where did you get that gun?" He whispered to her inching his way to the staircase with the others behind him.

"I always have my gun on me."

"But we just came from the airport."

"Your point?" Oklahoma sighed, before he could say anything else there was another crash only this one was louder.

"Louis look under the coffee table over there. I think I hid a gun under there several years ago." Louisiana checked and sure enough there was a gun.

"You know how to use it?" Texas received a nod from Louis. "Good. Don't shoot until I tell you to."

They slowly made there way up the stairs. Texas led the way followed by Louisiana, Oklahoma and Nevada. Upstairs they heard more noise, it was coming from the guest bathroom. The door was slightly opened so they could here someone mumbling to them self. They couldn't recognize what they were saying and they weren't talking loud enough for anyone to recognize their voice.

"I'm going to kick the door open on the count of three." Texas positioned her self in front of the door. "Remember Louis, don't shoot till I give the word."

"Right." he pointed the gun at the door ready to shoot.

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

"Wisconsin I think we're lost."

"We're not lost."

"I agree with Minnesota, we're lost."

"Iowa we are not lost."

"This is the seventh time we've passed that coffee shop."

"Not helping Illinois."

Everyone stopped and turned to Wisconsin who put his hands in the air to admit defeat. "Fine, we're lost are you happy now."

"No" Michigan stated blankly, receiving a glare from Wisconsin.

"So, what now?" Minnesota asked trying to fill the awkward silence.

"We could call Alfred to come pick us up."

"We could buy a map and find the house are self so we don't look like idiots for forgetting where we live."

"I agree but technically it was Wisconsin who forgot how to get to the main house."

"I didn't see you point out the way, so can it Minnesota."

"Hey look." Illinois pointed down the street at a figure sitting outside a Starbucks.

"That looks like Arizona. Maybe we could ask for directions."

"He looks upset let's just buy a map."

"Hey where'd Michigan go?" They all turned to see Michigan was now gone.

"Great, just great. Call Alfred and tell him where going to be late." Wisconsin said taking a seat on one of the benches behind them.

Cal smiled as he finished his shopping he had out since four in the morning but he couldn't risk running into Alfred or one of the other states. Everyone was arriving today so he had to be cautious, he could afford to run into anyone who could ruin his plan. He looked down at his bags he was only missing one thing. Everything was going as planned. Revenge was sweet but this time it was going to be much sweeter. He took out his cell phone and quickly flipped through his phonebook until he found what he wanted. He smiled waiting for the person on the other end to pick up.

"Hello?"

"Hey New York it's me Cal."

"Oh...hey...you at Alfred's house already?"

"Yeah, but that's not why I called. I was wondering if you wanted to star in my next movie? Henry wants to work on it this weekend and I need more people for the cast."

"So who else are you considering to be in it?"

"It's opened to anyone."

"Sounds interesting. I'll consider it"

"I thought you would." He tried to sound cheerful but this was last person he wanted to talk to. He took a deep breath there was reason he called New York and he was not going to hang up with out it. "So where are you?"

"I decided to do a little shopping at one of the local malls. I won't be home for another hour. Oh the funniest thing happened right before you called. The store I was in played your favorite song, seriously Cal you out did your self on that song." Cal could barley hear the last couple of words over New York's laughter.

"Let me guess it's the same song that started playing during my presentation at the last meeting." Again he heard laughter. He wanted to strangle him so bad right now. He got what he wanted so why waste more time talking to him. "Look I have to-"

"I love that song. You should put it on the soundtrack even if it has nothing to do with the movie."

Cal slammed his phone together. New York deserved every thing coming to him. He got the last thing he needed and headed home to set up. New York better watch his back this week not even Alfred was going to stop his plan. Not this time.

"We are so sorry, William. We didn't think anyone was home and when we heard the crash we assumed it was a burglar. Are you hurt?" Texas said trying to help William up from the ground.

"You guys just kick opened the door which knocked over the later I was standing on, why would I be hurt?"

"He's well enough to use sarcasm so I think he's fine." Oklahoma turned to leave until he noticed what Pennsylvania had been painting on the wall. "Were you painting your flag on the wall?"

"I was, Alfred is going to let me borrow this bathroom for the week so I'm redecorating it."

"Yeah, Alfred doesn't have a favorite."

"Don't be like that, I only got it because I arrived first."

"Whatever." Oklahoma and Nevada headed back down stairs leaving Texas, Louisiana and Pennsylvania alone.

"Texas before you join them down stairs could you slide this under New York's door. I would do it myself but I need to clean the paint off the floor before it dries." He handed her a white envelope.

"Sure." Louis turned to face William when Texas left.

"So what was in that envelope?" Louis asked

"Nothing that concerns you Louis. Just something Cal asked me to do. You trust him don't you?"

He smiled looking up at the pelican state.

"I guess..." To be honest he wasn't sure.

"Good."

As he headed down stairs he felt like he was over looking something. Maybe it was William planning something. He dismissed the idea William wasn't like that he'd never do anything that would ruin Alfred's week, would he?

AN: Anyone want to guess what song New York is talking about? As for William he still took the bathroom even when Alfred said no and Alfred doesn't even know yet.