AN: It's been a while but I'm back! This chapter was suppose to be all of the first day but would have been to long so it's just the morning. I promise next chapter will have all the other states. Enjoy and I'll try and update soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. Just my OC's.
5:00 Am
Oklahoma groaned as his alarm went off. Stupid Delaware tricked them into signing up for kitchen duty, if he would have known he'd be waking up at five Am every morning he would have never signed up. He got up toke a shower and went down stairs. The kitchen was empty not a soul in sight. Where is everyone? He headed back up stairs and straight for Louisiana's room.
He entered the room as quietly as possible; he didn't want to wake the other states. He walked over to the edge of the bed and pulled the covers as hard as he could, causing Louis to fall off the bed and face first on the ground.
"Lazy bastard, you were supposed to be in the kitchen ten minutes ago, what the hell are you still doing in here?" Louis picked himself off the floor and yawned.
"I was asleep." He said in a monotone voice.
"No duh, now get dressed we have to go get Texas."
He quickly obeyed and the two went down the hallway towards Texas's room. Oklahoma opened the door and walked over to the bed. He picked up an item off of the nightstand then turned his attention back to Texas.
"Wake up." He said as he shook her. She didn't react, so he did it once more and again no response. He smirked, fine if she wanted to be stubborn she left him no choice. He yanked her blankets off. She groaned, and put the pillow over her head.
"Come on wake up." Texas began hitting her nightstand looking for something.
"What are you doing?" Oklahoma asked.
"Looking for something to shoot you with." Not finding what she was looking for, she shoot up. She looked at the nightstand then turned to Oklahoma.
"Where is my gun?" He shrugged.
"I don't know, by the way be down in the kitchen in five minutes." She frowned as he shut the door. Once in the hallway he turned to face Louis who was slumped up against the wall.
"Here." He tossed him a small gun. "Give this to Tex when she comes out." He froze for a moment and shook his head. "On second thought wait till she leaves then but it back on her nightstand." Louisiana nodded.
5:30 Am
"Alright know that we have all of us are here we can get started Louis since this is more your area you lead us." Oklahoma said turning to Louis.
"Alright first things first everyone washed their hand hands, yes?"
"Yep." Oklahoma said dryly
"All clean." Texas smiled holding out her hands.
"Okay then next we need to decide what to make, any suggestions?"
"Nothing." Louis rolled his eyes at Oklahoma's remark.
"That's not an option. How about stakes, eggs and beer?" Texas suggested eagerly.
"That's not a breakfast. Idiot."
"You want to take this outside, Indian?" Texas motioned towards the back door, Oklahoma nodded.
"Gladly, I believe we have some unfinished business, dam cowboy." Louisiana immediately got between the two before a fight broke out.
"I'm sorry to stop your game before it starts but we have some work to do. We'll just cook pancakes, eggs, sausages, bacon, and a biscuits. Drinks will be milk, orange juice, water, or coffee."
"What about toast?"
"Only if they ask for it."
"Alright." Louis clapped his hands together. "I'll cook the pancakes, biscuits and the eggs. Oklahoma will cook the bacon and sausages. Texas you take care of the drinks and toast if it's asked for. Now everyone wash your hands, grab an apron and a hat and get cooking."
"Yes sir!" Oklahoma and Texas said in unison and saluted before following the orders.
6 Am
NOTHING
6:15Am
STILL NOTHING
6:30Am
EVEN MORE NOTHING
6:45Am
STILL EVEN MORE NOTHI-
"WHAT THE HELL? WHERE IS EVERYONE?" Oklahoma yelled looking at the empty dining room.
"Well if they weren't awake I'm sure they are now. Try yelling louder I don't think the people in Europe heard you." Texas said putting her feet on the table only to have Louisiana gently push them off.
"Shut up. Not even that good for nothing Delaware has come down. " Oklahoma turned and headed towards the stairway. Louisiana turned to Texas.
"Should we stop him?" Texas paused a moment before finally replying.
"Nah."
"ARIZONAAAAAAAAAAA!"
This is what Arizona heard as he felt a crushing weight land on top of him. His eyes shot opened. What the hell. He quickly adjusted himself to where he could see his intruder.
"What's up dude?"The voice belonged to none other than-
Colorado
"Get off me." Arizona said before pushing the state to the floor.
"Ouf."
"What the hell where you doing?"
"I came to wake you up." Colorado said grinning.
"Did I ask you to do this?"
"No, but that what makes me so awesome." Arizona resisted the urge to punch him.
"Get. Out. Now." Colorado just shrugged and threw one of the bed sheets over Arizona's head before disappearing. Arizona groaned. "This whole week better not be like this."
Oklahoma kicked the door open to Delaware's room. Why the hell did he schedule breakfast so early if he wasn't even going to wake up for it? Oklahoma felt his anger rising, across the room Delaware was sound asleep. Bastard. He smiled. Too bad you let your guard down. He thought before he took a swing at Delaware's face.
"What… the..?" Oklahoma froze as a sleeping Delaware stopped his fist which was six inches from hitting his face. Delaware then pushed him away causing Oklahoma to hit the wall and land on the floor. Delaware yawned and opened his eyes. He rubbed his eyes and then noticed something move on the floor.
"Aw…did you have a bad dream and need comforting?" Delaware teased as the southern state got off the floor.
"Shut…up." James chuckled making Oklahoma even angrier.
"So why are you here?"
"Why am I here? Why am I HERE! WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
"It's my room. Now get out I'm going to take a shower."
"I WILL NOT. I came here to give you a piece of my mind and I'm going to give it."
"Fine, if you what to yell outside the bathroom door than be my guest." Delaware shut his bathroom door in Oklahoma's face.
"FINE I WILL."
"Hey where's Texas?" California asked as he entered the kitchen. He was wearing his swim trunks and had a towel over his shoulder.
"She left to find Oklahoma. You can have some of the food on the table but you might have to heat it." Louis said motioning to the table.
"No thanks, I'll just have a cereal bar. I'm in charge of Alfred's whale and I'm already late feeding it." He said as he went out the back door. Louis sighed and looked down at the food, when Texas suddenly entered the room.
"Where's Oklahoma?"
"Oklahoma…oh right I was supposed to find him wasn't I?...Be right back." And she dashed back out of the room.
"Wait Tex." Louis called before she could get too far. She popped her head back into the room."
"Yeah?"
"California was just in here looking for you. He's out by the pool-"
"I'm sure it nothing important but thanks for telling me." And disappeared again.
"AND ANOTHER THING-" Oklahoma yelled as the bathroom door opened and Delaware stepped out.
"Oh you're still here." Delaware went to his closet and started rummaging around closely followed by Oklahoma.
"HAVE YOU HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID?"
"Nope."
"Why you little-"
"Look you have a problem so just spit it out so we can move on with our lives."
"It's not fair, Pennsylvania shouldn't get his own bathroom just because he got here first I mean-" Delaware got a confused look on his face.
"Pennsylvania doesn't have his own bathroom."
"He took the downstairs guest bathroom."
"That BASTARD!" Delaware yelled, Oklahoma was slightly shocked by his reaction but satisfied.
"Ok let's-"
"I can't believe I didn't think of that first." Delaware shook his head then went back to what he was doing.
"Well aren't you going to do anything?"
"Things worked about for the best so-"
"WHAT?"
"Well this means that I don't have to share mine so everything okay."
"I can't believe this." Delaware stood up and tilted his head to one side.
"Believe what?"
"THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS!"
"About what?"
"ABOUT PENNSLVANIA TAKING THE GUEST BATHROOM!" Delaware exited his room closely followed by Oklahoma heading towards the stairs.
"I'm sorry I don't know what you're talking about and there for can NOT help you. Sorry." He said with a slight smirk as they got to the bottom of the stairs.
"You…YOU-" Oklahoma was then penned to the floor. "What the-"
"Well looky here I caught me an Indian." Oklahoma looked up to see Texas penning him down.
"Dam…cowboy…" Oklahoma muttered under his breath.
"What did you say boy?" Texas moved his head so he could see her more clearly.
"…Get…off…me…" Oklahoma's eyes widen as Texas smiled. "W-Why are you-"
Louis sat staring at the floor depressed when the Dakota's entered the kitchen.
"Hey we want breakfast." North Dakota spoke first.
"Take whatever you want from the table but you'll need to warm it first."
"Yeah…no we want cake for breakfast." South Dakota said eyeing the food.
"Cake?"
"Yep!"
"Sorry I didn't make cake but there are plenty of other things to eat." Both the Dakotas scanned the table and made a face.
"No thanks."
"Yeah we'll just have a cereal bar." They both grabbed a cereal bar and head to the dining room. Louisiana fell forward and hit his head on the table. This could not be more worse.
"How much longer are you going to be Indiana?" Mississippi banged on the bathroom door.
"You should have gotten up sooner besides you take way longer." Indiana yelled back through the door.
"Yeah well I'm a GIRL what do you expect." Mississippi continued to bang on the door.
"For you to wait or go somewhere else I'm not coming out for a loooooong time." Mississippi groaned and left.
"Hey Louis, why do you look so down?" Florida asked as she entered the kitchen.
"Well I made breakfast but no-"
"That's great, have you seen Texas?"
"Um… I think she went-"
"No, well okay, I'll check outside." She headed for the back door.
"Don't you want breakfast?"
"Oh right, I'll just take a cereal bar."
"Ohiiiiooooo!" Mississippi called as she knocked her door.
"Oh, hey Mississippi what's up?"
"Indiana being…well…Indiana and I need to shower so I was wondering…"
"Of course, I've already taken mine and Louis has been up for a while so be my guest." Ohio said smiling.
"Thank you." Ohio turned to leave but stopped.
"Oh, one more thing, be careful you don't confuse Louis's hair dye as shampoo."
"Louis dyes his hair?" Mississippi asked confused.
"Well he tries to that way he won't look like France but never works and always comes out after an hour."
"…"
"…"
"Well…okay then." Mississippi said not knowing how to reply.
"If you want you can borrow my shampoo. It's the purple one." She smiled and left Mississippi and headed down stairs.
"Louis I'm back!" Texas said smiling as she entered the kitchen. Louis looked up and smiled.
"I'm glad your back." He looked around. "Where's Oklahoma?"
Texas smiled even wider; she disappeared once again and reappeared this time carrying a body over her shoulders. Louisiana's eyes widen as Texas set it down in the closest chair; it immediately began squirming.
"You tied him up?" Louis said as Oklahoma began thrashing around violently.
"Yep!"
"Why?"
"He wouldn't come willingly."
"Why does he have duck tape over his mouth?"
"He was being noisy."
"Why-"
"Look I said I would bring him back and I did. Now stop asking me questions, it's getting annoying." The last part was more of a mumble. Oklahoma froze.
"He stopped." Louis said eyeing Oklahoma.
"…"
"Do you think we should untie him know?"
"Let's ask him." Texas bent down so she was at eye level with Oklahoma then yanked the duck tape off.
"Ghaaaaaaaaaaa-" Texas immediately replaced the duck tape back on.
"No screaming or the duck tape stays on."
"Mmmh-mmm"
"What he say?" Louis looked back at Texas.
"I don't know." She then pulled off the duck tape once more.
"Aaahhhh-" Once again she slapped the duck tape back on.
"What I say about screaming?"
"You can't blame him it probably hurt."
"Whatever." She got back to his eye level. "We're going to try this again okay, on three. One…Two…Three- "
California dipped the net into the pool again lifting out flowers, bugs and random things that happened to fall into the pool. He was almost done with the deeper end which was the hardest to clean because of Alfred's whale. Every once in a while he would pull on the net to try and get Cal to fall in.
"I promise I'll play with you later right now I'm busy." The whale continued to pull.
"Come on knock it ahhhhhh-" Cal screamed as he fell into the pool. What the-? He quickly swam back up to see his attacker. Once he reached the surface he recognized the laughter of the other person and smiled.
"Gotcha little bro!" Florida smiled looking down at California.
"So was there a point in making me…wet?"
"Nope!"
"Of course." He mumbled under his breath as he got out of the pool.
"Anyway I was wondering…" Florida picked up a nearby towel and tossed towards California. "…if you had seen Texas. She hasn't even greeted her older sister and I knew it couldn't be just me right, I mean she hasn't greeted you has she?"
"No she hasn't. You're right that is a bit odd." California said drying himself off.
"DO YOU THINK WE DID SOMETHING WRONG? WE DIDN'T FORGET HER BIRTHDAY, DID WE? MAYBE SHE DEPRESSED OR WHAT IF WE SAID SOMETHING THAT HURT HER FEELINGS OR MAYBE-"
"Maybe she doesn't think it's a big deal and didn't think it would matter. I don't think there is any reason to over react here sis; I mean we're going to be spending a week together." Florida smiled.
"Your right…well I'd better find Delaware so I can talk to him about my chore."
"What is it?"
"I don't know."
"Didn't you sign up for something?"
"I just signed my name next to something I don't know what I signed up for though."
"You didn't read it?"
"Nope."
California shook his head before picking his net up and resumed cleaning the pool. "I hope it's something easy…" He heard Florida say before leaving. He just sighed, shook his head and continued cleaning the pool.
Pennsylvania smiled as he finished getting ready. Delaware had some teamwork-exercise-thing planned for today. He wasn't really sure what it was but Delaware had always been…creative, so today would be interesting. As he walked down the hall he noticed a half-dead Massachusetts slowly making her way towards the stairs.
"Hello~" he greeted her in his most cheerful tone. She turned glared at him for a moment then continued to slowly make her way towards the stairs. He immediately followed her and stayed one step behind. "It's such a beautiful morning isn't it?"
"mmm"
"I mean you couldn't ask for a more beautiful morning." Massachusetts ignored him and continued walking. Pennsylvania stopped.
"Massachusetts!" He screamed and tackled her with a hug. She froze.
"WHAT THE-" she struggled to free herself from Pennsylvania tight grip but was failing.
"You were up late last night weren't you?"
"Is it that obvious…yeah, so what?" He let her go.
"Well…did you find anything?" He suddenly became more serious. Massachusetts turned away.
"No."
"Oh well, can't be help then hahaha-" He became cheerful again.
"Whatever…since when are you a morning person?"
"Since 1821 I believe." He smiled as he said this. They both made their way down the stairs before Massachusetts ditched him and headed towards the dining room while he headed to the kitchen.
"Hey is there any food…left?" He asked as he entered the kitchen to a table covered with food with Louis sitting at the end of the table looking depressed as ever. Oklahoma was hitting his head against the wall cussing under his breath while Texas was sitting next to Louis playing with some rope. All seemed too preoccupied to notice him enter. "Is there any food left?" he repeated a little louder.
"WHAT?" Oklahoma snapped at him.
"Er…I came to get something to eat."
"Take whatever you want from the table, but you'll need to heat it first."
"Alright I'll take all of it." Texas and Oklahoma froze and stared at Pennsylvania in shock.
"W-what did you say?" Oklahoma stuttered.
"Reheat everything for me, divide it between two trays and I'll take all this food off your hands."
"You're serious?"
"Yep!" Texas and Oklahoma began to dash around the kitchen preparing the order. Louis who had been watching finally spoke up.
"What are you going to do with the food you can't possibly eat all of it by yourself?" Oklahoma quickly came and covered Louis's mouth before he could say anything else.
"Louis you're my friend but shut up."
"He's right, don't ask questions he might change his mind." Both smiled innocently at William who pretended as though he didn't hear their conversation. Louis sighed as Oklahoma removed his hand. Once they finished reheating everything they then divide everything equally on two trays.
"Thank you." William said smiling as he picked up the two trays. Oklahoma quickly pushed him out of the kitchen.
"And no take backs when you realize you can't eat all of it." Pennsylvania nodded and headed towards the stairs. He climbed them carefully so he wouldn't drop anything. Once at the top he quietly entered the room that said Empire state.
Inside the room was a mess, which for most states, was normal. He scanned the room, his eyes stopped at the bed. New York was covered in his blankets still sound asleep. Pennsylvania sighed and placed one of the trays on his desk, with a note he had kept in his pocket, then left. One down and one to go.
He then head back down stairs to the master bed room, Alfred's room. He silently entered; the room was slightly messy but somehow gave a sense of organization. Alfred was peacefully asleep so William set the tray on the nightstand next to the bed and began to leave. Alfred sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"William…what are you doing here?" Pennsylvania spun around and walked back over while America stretched. William handed him his glasses.
"Delaware sent me to bring you breakfast in bed and this note." He dug around in his pockets then produced a folded piece of paper and began reading.
"Dear Alfred, thank you for your effort in trying to be a father figure but it is entirely unnecessary. You are a wonderful brother to me and nothing more. I'm sure the others consider you a great father but I cannot see you as anything more than my older brother. I know you will respect my view and understand what I'm trying to say. So thank you but please stop. Considerably yours, Delaware."
"Hm…and just when I thought I was really breaking through too."
"Yeah…well…some things never change, bye."
"Wait."
"Yeah?"
"I need your help." Alfred put the tray on his lap and began eating some of the different food. He motioned for William to sit next to him. As soon as he sat down beside his father, America's cat, who had been sleeping at the end of the bed, hopped on his lap. He smiled, he loved animals and Alfred's cat was just too cute. The cat reminded him of his father for some odd reason. He was so distracted by the cat he stop paying attention to Alfred.
"Did you hear a word I said" William gave Alfred a puzzled look, answering his question.
"Sorry…but he's just soooooooo cuuuttteee!" Pennsylvania said hugging the cat tightly.
"This is serious, what should I do to make Delaware see me as a father?"
"Try dressing older and complaining more. Let's see…you should also… oh, you should also dye your hair gray. Or better yet go bald; older men tend to go bald. You also need to smell different, you know, get that old person smell." Alfred shook his head.
"I want him to see me as a FATHER, not GRANDFATHER."
"Fine, fine, then why don't you…uh… I don't know play catch with him, buy him a new toy, tuck him in at night, read him a bed time story, buy him a dog, take him to a baseball game, sign him up for football, I don't know…maybe you ask Cal." He suddenly had second thoughts. "O-or some other state."
"I don't think any of that will work." He replied as he finished off the last of his eggs.
"Then I'm leaving." He picked up the cat. "Come on Americat, we're leaving, daddy just wants to be difficult and not listen to good advice."
"Wait, what did you call him?"
"Americat."
"Why?"
"Your America and this is your cat so Americat. After all you never named him and we couldn't keep calling him for the rest of his life, plus it's a lot shorter and easier to say." William took a slice of Alfred's bacon and headed for the door. America checked his clock, not much time left before they were supposed to meet outside.
"ALFRED?" William called out from down the hall.
"YES?"
"CAN CATS HAVE BACON?"
"DON'T FEED THE CAT BACON."
"I'M NOT…BUT…HE WON'T DIE IF HE EATS IT RIGHT? HE WON'T DIE?"
"I...don't…really…know …" There was silence for a moment before Alfred heard Pennsylvania whisper "If you die it's daddy's fault." America frowned.
"DON'T KILL MY CAT." Alfred yelled as he heard Williams's footstep fade. America looked at his clock again, time to head outside and see what Delaware had planned and hopefully come up with a plan of his own.
New York woke up to the smell of bacon and eggs; someone had left a whole tray of food on his desk. He devoured the whole thing in minutes. Once finished he noticed a note that had been next to the food. He read the note and smirked.
Dear New York
I hope you enjoy the breakfast and consider my last offer. Please write your answer on the back of this then tape it to the mirror in the guest bathroom. I'm eager for your reply.
Sincerely
California
He grabbed the nearest pen, scribbled down his answer, then raced down to the bathroom. Almost running over several other states in the process. Upon entering he noticed the bathroom looked entirely different than he remembered, though the last time he came in here was sometime in the seventies, it was only natural that Alfred had redecorated it.
He quickly posted his response which was NO, on the mirror when something caught his eye. He spun around to get a better view. The wall was painted blue and with a design in the middle along with two black horses on each side and an eagle on top.
"Hm…this looks familiar…but where have I seen this before…?" He thought for a moment but nothing came. He shrugged. "Oh well, must not have been important if I can't remember it."Not giving it another thought he turned and left the room. He smirked these past few weeks had been going great for him. This week was just going to add on to that.
"EVERYONE, PLEASE START MAKEING YOUR WAY OUTSIDE FOR OUR FIRST EVENT WHICH WILL START IN TEN MINUTES, THANK YOU." Delaware's voice rang through the house. Now what could he do in ten minute. New York smiled and headed out the front door, this was going to be fun.
AN: Next chapter starts the…fun? I plan on it being a long chapter because I don't want to break it up. I would also like to take this time to apologies to Alfred in advance, if the next chapter goes as planned there's going to be some…awkward moments for you. Next chapter should have all the states but I have yet to make OC's for some. This is because I like to research about the state first and doing this for all fifty is…well…time consuming and hard. So if you would like to help tell me the history of your state. It would help a lot and I could spend more time writing than researching.
Anyway if you would like to help me please do one (or more) of the following:
-Tell me about your state, no one knows a state better than the people who live there.
-Tell me random facts any state or America in general, stuff people might not know like:
The white house is considered one of the most haunted places in the USA (I sorry Alfred but I bet they're friendly ghost)
Texas used to be a country. (And know part of a country)
The Wright Brothers are acknowledged as inventors of the first airplane they were from Ohio. (I think most people know this…)
-Tell me random facts about anything
The 1919 World Series game was fixed.
-Or historic quotes, quotes you think are funny, any quote will do like:
"My fellow Americans I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed a legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." –Ronald Reagan testing a microphone before a broadcast. (I find this funny but apparently not Russia they were on alert for about thirty minutes.)
-Or stuff you just think I should know.
3 Out of 10 Americans are afraid of the dentist. (Or something like that)
Well I think that's it. Suggestions are always welcome if there is something you want to see the states do let me know and if it grabs my attention I'll try to squeeze it in. Also I'll be putting the state profile up so you can refer to it if you get lost just check my profile.