A/N; I've developed a bad habit of picking on Silver in place of Gold.


Chapter 5: How Silver Lost His Faith in Humanity

Silver knew for a fact that the majority of his roommates were insane. Between Blue's lack of modesty, Pearl covering his face in duct tape and chasing Diamond throughout the house, and Gold being Gold, nothing these days really surprised him. What worried him most was that he was beginning to get used to everyone's crazy antics.

He sighed when he saw Sapphire rushing past him and Ruby following suit with a dress in his hands. He walked up to his room, hoping to get a quick power nap in before Kris's little sister, Lyra, who was regrettably staying with them for a few days, found him and dragged him off for another round of tea parties and dress up. Tea parties and dress up were strange hobbies for someone who was 15 years old, but Kris explained it was just Lyra being Lyra.

When he reached his room he found Green holding up a camera and posing, taking several pictures.

Noticing the sudden intrusion, a long awkward silence filled the air. "It's for my blog," Green said casually.

Silver said nothing. He only stared briefly then turned around and briskly walked out of the room, muttering under his breath about how there was no hope left for humanity. Green shrugged and continued taking pictures as if nothing had happened.


A/N; And the nap was forgotten about. Silver was caught by Lyra. The world is cruel.

Now I can't take Green seriously because I keep imagining him taking selfies.