Again please comment! I don't want to sound as if I am whoring myself for comments, it's not my style. This is just the first story I have ever published and I am so nervous about all the errors I am probably making. Please any critiques and suggestions for improvement are welcome! I know I could use them. Once again, I don't own any of the characters, I just enjoy toying with them.


"Wait, what? You're just going to make me an errand boy?" Haruhi asked. The nerve of these guys. When will I have time to study if I'm busy being their servant?

"Well, you did express remorse over not being able to pay us back, didn't you?" Kyoya asked with a smirk. I walked right into that one; I need to start paying more attention to my actions.

"Fine, I'll be your servant to pay you back, how long is this going to take?"

"Oh, well let's see, only about fifty years if my estimates are correct" Kyoya calmly stated. What? Fifty years! Fuck! Only I could manage to screw up this bad. Looks like I don't have a choice either, I'm just going to have to work it all off. Fifty years! The look of horror on, what they thought was, the boy's face was enough to make Hikaru and Kaoru smirk mischievously.

"For your first task," they both stated in unison, leaving Haruhi slightly nervous at what these rich bastards would make her do.

"We need you" stated Hikaru subtly winking at his twin,

"…to pick up" Kaoru picked up after waiting appropriately for a dramatic flair,

…some coffee," said Hikaru, reluctantly letting the joke end.

"We're running out," said Kaoru. I can do that! Well this isn't anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be, I figured they would have me do something humiliating. These damn twins sure had me freaking out, what assholes.

"No problem, anything else you guys need while I'm out?" she asked, the relief at being given such a simple task evident in her voice. I should really try being polite to these guys. In all honesty they could have just forced me into bankruptcy. I should just be nice and do what they ask, as long as it isn't too crazy. When nobody added anything to the list she nodded and left.


"I'm back with your coffee," Haruhi announced as she walked into the host club. Hmm, where is everyone? I don't see those twins from my class anywhere, or the rest of those fuckin' rich bastards. As she looked around the room she noticed a door to the left. Well, maybe they're in there. I don't think they all just went home, their club is just about to open; they couldn't have left. As she opened the door as soon as she looked up she realized she made a terrible mistake. The twins were in there and stripped down to their boxers.

"What the fuck errand boy," said Hikaru, somewhat annoyed.

"I thought I told about knocking earlier" said Kaoru with just a hint of sarcasm. Shit, I should have known better. Why do these guys always seem to be changing their clothes? Their bodies are so perfect, and those boxers don't leave much to the imagination. "Well, why are you just staring?" he asked, a slight teasing tone to his voice. Haruhi realizing that she, in fact, was staring quickly looked away and blushed. I can't believe they just caught me ogling them, this is so damn embarrassing. Be strong Haruhi, don't curl in the corner and start cultivating mushrooms.

"Wait, did he just blush?" Hikaru questioned his brother.

"I think he did, I guess the boss was right; the new guy really is gay," said Kaoru, turning back to Haruhi he said, "Well since you're here, you need to change too, we found you this old outfit and apron so you'll be dressed the part and the clients will know they're supposed to ask you to get them stuff."

"The rest of the guys stepped out to get you a stylist, contact lenses, and a bunch of other stuff so you don't look like such a nerd" Hikaru informed her, albeit a bit artlessly. Well, at least that explains why the club is so empty when the clients are supposed to be arriving any minute. But what's wrong with my hair and the clothes I'm wearing now? It's not like I'm trying to impress anybody, I'm just going to be serving the clients, not trying to get them to drool over me. Oh well. Wait, is this going to add to my debt!

"Ok" said Haruhi, deciding to just go with it and to ask Kyoya about her debt later, he seemed to be the one in charge of those things anyway. She took both the apron and the outfit, and was patiently waiting for the twins to leave so she could get changed in privacy.

"Well, what are you waiting for, start changing, we don't have all day" said Hikaru, planning on having to help the commoner boy straighten the outfit since, based on the current level of disarray, the boy had surely never paid much attention to how his clothes looked. Shit, I can't get changed in front of them; they would know I'm a girl, plus it would just be wildly inappropriate! What do I do, fuck, I'm just going to have to be honest and tell them, I don't really have much of a choice here. Well here it goes,

"Umm, guys I have something I should probably tell you" Haruhi stammered out. That was when Hikaru, who was starting to unbutton Haruhi's shirt, since the commoner was taking its sweet time mumbling nonsense again, noticed it. Shit, Hikaru just saw my bra; well the shit has indeed hit the fan now. Well I tried…

"Wait, what in the fuck!" as he spoke, his hands jumped from the shock. He ended up ripping the shirt, popping off each of the buttons he had not yet undone. "He's a girl!" he shouted at his twin brother rotating the commoner accordingly.

"Hey, why'd you tear my shirt off you asshole!" Haruhi shouted at him, her shirt lying on the floor in tatters by her feet. As she was glaring at him about to say something else to snap either of them out of just staring at her like that, the rest of the host club walked in. Well, fuck this is awkward "Well, fuck this is awkward."

"Why is he wearing a bra?" the oblivious Tamaki asked.

"Well, I would assume that would be because Haruhi is female," Kyoya calmly stated, pushing his glasses further up his nose, as if such revelations were an everyday occurrence.

After everyone stared for what felt like an hour at her shirtless body, Haruhi snapped out of her own daze, attempting to cover herself up with the apron that had been handed to her only a few moments ago.

"Can you guys quit staring at me? I'm feeling pretty violated right now!" she screamed at all of them. The hosts quickly averted their eyes and started moving away, except for Tamaki who still seemed to be in some kind of trance; and of course the twins who were still in the room with her. The two looked at each other with mischief twinkling in their eyes; they circled her like predatory animals until they were both on either side of her and leaned in seductively,

"So I guess you're not gay," Kaoru whispered, his lips gently brushing against her ear as he spoke.

"Did you like what saw earlier?" Hikaru breathed the question into her ear, nipping her earlobe as he pulled away. Haruhi didn't move for a second, trying to collect her racing thoughts, and hoping neither of the twins felt her internal shiver as they teased her.

"You guys are perverts," she responded, trying to keep her voice calm, although obviously flustered, her cheeks reddening all the while. As they pulled away chuckling at their fun new game they said at the same time,

"Guilty as charged!" it was at this moment that Tamaki finally decided to snap out of his stupor. Taking a couple of steps forward he grabbed both twins by their shirt collars and forcibly dragged them from the room, closing the door behind him. Annoyance and a hint of anger flashing through his eyes Tamaki started scolding the two redheads.

"What is wrong with you two," he accused "harassing a young lady like that!"

"Relax boss, we were just teasing," Hikaru said, without any hint of remorse. Kaoru turned to Kyoya, ignoring Tamaki's ongoing lecture about morals and values.

"Well you're the only one who didn't seem surprised, how long have you known?"

"Ever since she started attending Ouran, of course. I took an interest in her attendance, her being a commoner, so I just dipped into her personal files," Kyoya said coolly. Tamaki hearing this paused in his rant, to stare at his best friend for a long moment. Then not surprising anyone he started spouting off about privacy as well.


Haruhi left host club early that night; not really talking to anyone after she exited, what she now supposed, was the new dressing room. She was too embarrassed to say anything after they all saw her exposed like that, and nobody tried to stop her as she slipped out the door either, so she figured it was fine.

As she prepared for bed that night she thought about her day. Those Hitachiin twins really are easy on the eyes, and the way their lips grazed my skin was so hot. Matter of fact, all the guys in the host club are gorgeous. She felt an odd tingling as she thought about it, and started feeling a wetness pooling in between her thighs, snapping her out of her musing. Damn rich bastards, they've managed to even turn my own body against me, and have me swooning like all those other shallow girls. I still have to work with them for who knows how long to pay off my debt. I need to control myself or I'll never get any studying done. With this last thought Haruhi slipped into an uneasy sleep, dreaming of two amber eyed demons taunting her.


Well another chapter down, I really enjoyed writing this one! I got to spread my wings a bit and left the story slightly. I'm still trying to stick to the plot, and will continue trying to follow it to an extent, although the story may stray away once in a while (or completely I really have no idea). I hope you enjoyed it; don't forget to comment with feedback and critique, as I said in the beginning, I need it!