Hey, guys. Shout-out to BluTiger101 for Reviewing my fan fiction. Shame on all the others. You made Herobrine angry. And you won't like him when he's angry. He's like the f*****g hulk. Except he doesn't turn green and get huge muscles.
On with the fic.
3rd Person God-dammit!
As Herobrine was laughing maniacally, Toothless felt he wouldn't allow anything to happen to Hiccup. He lunged at what he supposed was a demon, a started biting at it. Herobrine kept laughing despite the injuries, and all of a sudden, everything was gone, replaced by blocky wilderness. All the dragons were of a humanoid shape, except Toothless, who was nowhere to be found. "Master Astrid, what has happened?" Stormfly said to Astrid. "S-Stormfly? I-is that you?" Astrid said to her dragon-turned-Steve. "Yes, Master Astrid, It is I." Astrid passed out at this, and Hiccup started to worry at the absence of Toothless.
Just then, a Steve, female, pink long hair, yellow jeans, red shirt, green eyes, and grey boots, came through the trees into the tiny clearing. "Uhm, hi, there. I'm relatively surprised to see you here. I thought I was playing single-player... Errm, my name is Blastitonn. What's yours?" She said to the group. "Hi, I'm Snotlout." Said the afore mentioned Snotlout, obviously attempting to seduce her.
"And I am lacking in reproductive organs, so, take THAT lover-boy." Blastitonn responded. "Anyone else want to introduce themselves?" Ruffnut and Tuffnut came up, and Ruffnut said " I am Ruffnut Thorsten." She said, and her brother continued, "and I am her brother Tuffnut. or am I?" He said with a puzzled look. "Ignore them, they're such idiots they don't know their mom from their dad." Hiccup said, walking up to Blastitonn."Sleeping Beauty over there is Astrid, and Sumo over THERE, that's Fishlegs.
Hiccup pointed to the group of Steveified dragons, and said, "And for the grand finale, we have, drumroll, please,*drum rolls by* not exactly what I meant, but I'll take it! Our dragons, who are now human I guess." "Oh, well, maybe the fact that the only dragon here is the enderdragon have something to do with that." Blastitonn explained to Hiccup.
- meanwhile in the nether -
'Why did that stupid dragon hold onto me?' Herobrine wondered. 'Idiot denied itself the ability to speak. As well as the ability to Minecraft. Who would deny that?' As he was thinking these things, Toothless, who had transformed onto an Enderdragon, was destroying Zombie Pigmen left and right. 'At least she's destroying those useless pigs.' Herobrine thought to himself.
- back with Hiccup and co. -
Blastitonn had offered to let Hiccup and his friends stay at her house. She had excess food and beds anyway. However, she disliked Snotlout quite a lot, and made him sleep in the basement.
Yeah, it's kinda short, but I want to get one up every day. Yes, Toothless is female. They made it quite obvious while saying the opposite on the show.
Peace out mah gnomies.
Blastitonn is riding a pig off into the sunset.
Hiccup: Why?
Because I said so. Now go away. Get out of my house.