Hai. Blastitonn here. I'm here to talk to you today about something close to my heart. Not really, I just wanted to open the story in the least imaginable way possible. I'm here today to tell you that Snotlout will be responding to the reviews.

Snotlout: What? Why me?

Because I said so.

Snotlout: Fine, alright, BluTiger101, The Blastitonn in real life is actually a dude. a dude named Wi-

DON'T TELL THEM!

Snotlout: Okay! Fine! Either way, He's a dude. Not a chick. You're a chick.

Hold on, Snotlout, we don't know that.

Snotlout: Yes we do.

Get out of my room, you turd.

Hiccup:Hai, Blastitonn!

How dafuq did you get in here?

- In da Netha -

'Why did he make that line break all gangsta?' Herobrine thought to himself, sitting in his netherbrick castle, on his netherbrick throne, entertaining himself by watching Toothless totally OWN some Zombie Pigmen.

AN: The nether sequences are basically for comic releif. They aren't important.

- In da ovahwhurld -

Hiccup's POV

Why did he spell that like a n00b? I wondered. Me and the gaang, Wait, Gaang? I meant Gang. Me and the Gang Woke up in Blastitonn's house. Except Snotlout. He woke up in the basement.

Blastitonn came down from her room by ladder, but she looked different. She had blue hair, green eyes and pants, Red shoes, and a yellow shirt. we all gave her the same confused look, An: Her name floated above her head wheras Hiccup and crew's did not. And she explained, "Steves can change their skin, but only when they're sleeping." This answered our question COMPLETELY.

This was the first clear look of her house I got. It was completely wooden, had a few chests on the back wall, as well as a ladder there, clearly going up to her room, and the beds we slept on. She started punching the beds, which turned them into some sort of tiny bed, which she absorbed into her body. She then, after collecting the beds, went to the chests, opened one, and started, from what we could tell, barfing the beds into the chest. She would later explain that this is how is Steves do sh*t.

After this she handed us Iron Pickaxes and told us to follow her. "You didn't expect to sleep here for FREE did you?" She asked us. She led us to her basement, went into the corner, and pulled the lever, hanging on the wall. This opened up a trap door in the corner An: This was made with a piston, a piece of stone flooring was pulled back into the wall by a sticky piston. Which revealed a ladder that we followed her down. When we got to the bottom, we noticed we were in a cave systemunderneath her house. She then handed us each 100 Torches, one Iron Sword and an Iron Chestplate. "All right, guys, you will be exploring the caves I found down here, and mining anything you find that's valuable." She told us, "For your effort, I will allow you to keep HALF of what you mine. If you run into monsters, use the sword, and if you run into a CREEPER, run. Creepers look like tiny green towers, and just for safety against the 'wee beasties' go in groups of three or more."

She then climbed the ladder back into her house and left us there to explore and mine. "What an *ss she is." Astrid said. "Now, Astrid,"I told her,"She DID let us sleep in her house on those many comfy beds." "Yeah, It's the LEAST we could do." Both Fishlegs and Meatlug chimed in.

With that, we split into groups of three, Team A: Astrid, Stormfly, and Hookfang, Team B: Snotlout, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and us with the super-group, Team Z: Barf, Belch, Fishlegs, Meatlug, and travelled down the cave, not finding musch other than coal, until we found a fork in the road. We looked down, and found a fork. Then we continued a little futher and the cave split off three ways. Team A went left, Team B went right, and WE went forward.

So? How you liking the story so far? Reviews please!