Hai. Blastitonn here! I just wanted to announce that if you do not review, Herobrine will come for you. And he will destroy your face. It would be such a shame cause you all have nice faces. Review, and don't let Herobrine destroy your face.

- With team A -

Astrid's POV

We walked down the cave path, coming across a few coal along the way. We then came across an odd orange ore. We mined about thirty pieces before getting stuck in the hole we made. Stormfly went ahead and mined some stone and built some makeshift stairs.

We then proceeded along the cave and found a small cobblestone room with a treasure chest and a cage thing. As we walked in, a bunch of green people appeared and tried to eat us. It was pretty easy to kill them. after a few waves of these "Greenies", we realised it was the small cage that was making them, and I destroyed it with my pickaxe.

We then opened the chest to find about 5 floating piles of red dust, 4 pieces of melon, and 13 light-blue rocks. We gathered the things, and left back to Blastitonn's house. When we got to the basement and gave her then things we had gathered, she told us the red dust was called Redstone and is used in crafting some useful things, the blue rocks were diamonds, a mineral that is almost as useful as "Budder", and that the green people were on fact Zombies.

-With team B-

Snotlout's POV

"Dinasars." Ruffnut told me. "Why would you say that?" I asked her. "Dunno, just felt like it." Was her idiotic response. "What's that tall black thing?" Tuffnut asked, pointing to the afore mentioned tall black "thing". "Let's kill it!" He followed enthusiastically and then an to it. As he pulled out his sword it teleported away.

"Where did it go" I asked him. "I have no idea" he responded. "Please don't hurt me, humans!" We hear an odd voice say. "Why not?" I asked it. "Cause I'm no threat?" the voice responded. I disregarded what was said, and attacked the odd black thing that was making the sounds. It quickly left. We proceeded down the path, occasionally finding orange ores and the occasional black stone block. We couldn't mine the black rock, so we just ignored it.

As we walked down the cave, which was turning out to be HUGE, we ran into a large pit with lava in it, and a black-rock platform with an odd portal shape with purple stuff in it. We made a stone bridge to the platform, which completely melted THE VERY INSTANT we all stepped onto the platform.

We stared in awe at the portal, until Ruffnut, being the reckless idiot she is, ran straight into the portal. Strangely, however, Tuffnut did not. It's odd because he Is even dumber than his sister. We cautiously followed Ruffnut into the portal, and found ourselves in a spherical cave of red rock. There was some yellow gems hanging from the ceiling, which seemed to be emitting light. We also found some white... Stuff... In some of the rocks, which we mined, and it turned out to be some sort of gemstone.. We also mined some of the red rock, and most of the yellow gem, leaving enough to light the cave.

We mined to the... North, I think... And found a small bridge cut into the rock, which was made of some sort of dark-brown bricks. We didn't mine the bricks, instead, we explored the compound, and we found a small castle-like complex INSIDE the complex we were already in. Inside the castle, we found several small chests. In these chests, AN:In, in, in. And we found some blue rocks, and blue horse armor, and gold ingots, and iron, and we also got the chests. AN: And? What else did you get? AND AND AND AND AND.

After this, we ran into some things that were made out of smoke(?) And they attacked us, so we killed them, and we got the rods that orbited their bodies.

Skrew DA netha, uh... I mean with herobrine... BTW, DONT TOUCH ME!

HEROBRINES POV!

"How did those mortals find my ultra-super-epic-uber-prefix-secret-other_prefix-N ether Portal?" I screamed, wanting to " buss some caps." Or is it "bust?" I dunno. Either way, I was mad, like a BOSS! An angry boss. I'll let off some steam by attacking Those b*st*rds. Oh, sh*t. They left.

Team B, The same POV as last time we were with them.

Blastitonn said to us, "diamonds, diamond horse armor."

Baby tonight, the xreepers trying to steel our stuff again... Herobrine, go break the faces of those who denied me my reviews.

Herobrine: No.

DO NOT DENY THINE SAVIOR'S GIRTH!

Herobrine: What. The. F*ck. Does. That. Mean?

IT MEANS DO NOT DENY THINE SAVIOR'S GIRTH!

Herobrine:... Okay? *Turns into a girl.*

Eww! Why did you do that? That's not what I meant!

Herobrine: WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?