Over the course of a single hour, the entire world had narrowed down to two very important things.
One, the physical and universal anomaly of Johnny Depp's prevalent attractiveness even as a greasy, unhygienic pirate.
And two, the drying of Jimmy's passion pink nail polish.
"I really don't see what the big deal is. Fundamentally, he is an extremely attractive man. But in all of his roles he loses that aspect of his appeal when they make him become someone else."
Jimmy rolled his eyes, "Well duh! That is fundamentally what an actor does. That doesn't make him any less hot." he said, flipping once again through his magazine.
Edd shook his head and gave a heavily congested sigh, Jimmy looked up from his Teen People, "Need a tissue? You sound stuffy."
Leaning forward, Edd placed his empty bowl on the coffee table and rose to leave, "I believe I should be getting home. Thank you for your hospitality, maybe we could do it again sometime." he said, walking to the front door.
Jimmy looked horrified, "Wait!" he exclaimed, standing up, "Wait, hold on just a minute!" he called again, stumbling to catch up and hopping ungracefully from foot to foot as he ripped off the foam toe dividers.
"What? So that's just it? You're leaving?" Jimmy demanded, catching up with Edd just before he reached for the door knob.
"Well, I don't see why I should st-"
Edd stifled his surprise as Jimmy threw himself in front of the door, "You can't leave! I'll have no one to hang out with for the rest of the night! And according to popular belief, I am extremely clingy and feminine, so without another person around I just wouldn't know what to do with myself!" he exclaimed quickly, thin frame sprawled out across the door, physically blocking Edd from leaving.
"Uh, well Jimmy as much as I would hate to debunk those myths, I'm going to have to ask you to step aside." Edd said firmly.
Jimmy raised an eyebrow and smiled playfully, "Double D, I never knew you could be so assertive." he quipped.
"Oh for heaven sakes Jimmy." Edd replied, exasperated.
"Do you have anything better to do?" Jimmy demanded, "I mean, really." he added, giving Edd an intense look, daring him to say something cynical.
"I have a cold Jimmy. My head is pounding, my nose is running, my chest hurts, and I am a mass of contagious microorganisms and used Kleenex. So if you don't mind, I am going to go home and get some rest. I need it more than anything right now." Edd explained gently as he removed the younger blond from in front of the door, "But thank you anyway. It was very amiable of you."
Jimmy smiled, "Give me a rain-check then." he said, running a hand through his short wavy hair and doing his best to look fetching.
Edd nodded, "That I can do." he said, stepping through the door way.
"Bye!" Jimmy called out, waving.
"Goodbye." Edd returned politely.