'Ello again! Tee hee, I don't think Hidan will ever learn his manners. xD Well here is the fifth chapter of Nobody But You! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its character T_T
Chapter Five: Grocery Shopping has Never Been so Dramatic Before!
"Hinata-chan~ Tobi is so hungry!"
It was a cold morning and Hinata was scurrying around the kitchen in a brown plain dress, something what a girl from the lower class would wear. "Hinata-Chan~!!" Tobi continued to whine, resting his head on the dining table. Hinata quickened her pace, opening the cupboards and fridge only to find very few little things. During her first two days as the Akatsuki's servant was incredibly difficult. The Akatsuki men had her running back and forth, making her cook, clean, and do their laundry. Luckily for her, whenever her father wasn't around, Hinata would sneak around in the castle to help her servants out. Thus, she had some experience in doing house chores and Konan would occasionally help her out. However, it was still difficult.
"H-Here, T-Tobi-kun! S-Sorry for making you w-wait!"
She handed him a plate with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on top. As Tobi cheered, Hinata sat down and watched the masked man get ready to eat. She stared at him cautiously, curious to see what Tobi's face looked like. However, when he picked up the sandwich, he turned around and all Hinata could hear was Tobi munching loudly. In a few second, he turned around again but his mask was still on. "That was delicious, Hinata-Chan! Will Hinata-Chan make Tobi another one? Pwease?" he whined.
Hinata giggled, smiling at him. Despite their meeting came off on a rocky start, Hinata had grown fond of the orange masked man and he was no longer in love with her, but occasionally told her that she was pretty once in awhile. "I-I'm sorry, Tobi-kun… B-But there's n-no m-more food… P-Perhaps y-you can l-loan m-me some m-money a-and t-take me to a m-market?" Tobi sat still and when Tobi wasn't moving, it was usually bad.
"Tobi is broke. Kaku-kun takes Tobi's money all the time even though Tobi is a good boy! So Hinata-Chan has to borrow money from Kaku-kun and Leader-Sama never lets Tobi go outside unless Deidara-senpai goes with Tobi!"
Hinata gently bit her lower lip. She thought that she would get a chance to escape if Tobi would be the one to take her. Even though she would feel incredibly guilty and bad, she thought that she could trick Tobi into a game of hide-and-seek since he seemed like the type to fall for a thing like that. "O-Okay. W-Will you come with m-me to s-see K-Kakuzu-san?" Tobi nodded and stood up before dashing out of the kitchen without Hinata. "W-Wait!" Hinata left her seat and chased after Tobi.
Once they reached Kakuzu's room, Tobi and Hinata could hear Hidan's voice inside.
"Dammit, Kakuzu! Fuck! Faster!"
Hinata turned bright red and threw her hands over her mouth to keep herself from making any noises. Tobi, on the other hand, was giggling.
"Bastard! I said fucking faster!"
"T-Tobi, m-maybe we should c-come back l-later," she whispered, not wanting to interrupt anything. Tobi ignored Hinata and kicked the door. "T-Tobi!" she squeaked and threw her hands over her eyes, her heart pounding against her chest hard. Her heart was going to explode soon!
"What do you want now, Tobi?" Kakuzu snapped, sounding extremely irritated. Hidan's voice also reached Hinata's ears and he cursed at Tobi for interrupting them. "Huh? Oh? What the fuck are you doing here, bitch?"
Hinata flinched at his name-calling. It hurt even though he called her the B-word numerous of times already. When he first called her that, she couldn't stop wondering if she did something wrong to him and it made her eyes water. However, Itachi had told her that Hidan called everyone that whether they did something to upset or not. Still, it bothered her because she had never met someone so mean before!
"I-I w-wanted t-to a-ask if Kakuzu-san w-would be w-willing to l-lend me s-some money… B-But m-maybe I should c-come back later?"
"No, come in here, Hyuga," Kakuzu called out. Hinata started to panic. Go inside his room? Wasn't he and Hidan doing something?! However, not wanting to make the man angry, she slowly walked inside and bumped into the door. Hidan started laughing at her. "Why the hell do you have your fuckin hands over your eyes, bitch?"
"Hinata-chan and Tobi thought Kaku-kun and Hidan were wrestling! But Hinata-chan doesn't like to fight, right? That's why she's closing her eyes!"
Hidan laughed even harder at the princess which embarrassed her more. Everyone knew what Tobi's definition of wrestling was and it meant sex. It was all thanks to Pein and Konan that whenever someone tried to get intimate, Tobi would want to join in and 'wrestle' with them too. "That's fuckin sick! Never thought a fuckin princess like you would think of that stuff! You can put your hands down now."
Hinata slowly removed her hands and was no longer red in the face. She was glad that Hidan and Kakuzu weren't doing what she thought they were doing but she felt a little queasy at the sight of Hidan's head being sewn back to his body by Kakuzu. "Finally! You were fuckin slow! Geez, couldn't you hear my stomach fuckin growling?!"
"Now, Hyuga. Why do you need to loan money from me?" Kakuzu asked suspiciously, ignoring Hidan. Hinata almost jumped in place and dropped her head, pushing her fingers together. "Th-There's n-no more f-food… N-Not enough to c-cook for everyone so I-I was w-wondering if T-Tobi and I-I could borrow s-some money s-so we can g-go to a m-market."
"No."
Hinata looked up, frowning at the dark man. "B-But w-we'll starve!" Kakuzu moved over to his desk where a silver suitcase was resting on top and picked up the case. "I meant 'no' to Tobi going with you. I'm going to accompany you whether you like it or not but Tobi stays. I don't trust my money with women or Tobi." O-Oh… Th-There goes m-my chance o-of es-escaping… "O-Okay. I-I'm sorry, Tobi-kun…" Tobi sniffled and soon ran out of the room crying, "Deidara-senpai~! Tobi is a good boy, right?! Uwaahh!"
"I'm coming too!" Hidan walked over to Hinata and rested an arm around her shoulders. "Don't worry, babe. I'll protect you when fuckin Kakuzu has his damn period." Hinata stared at him, smiling weakly. "I-I don't understand…" Hidan stared back at her, frowning. Was this girl serious? Did she even have her period yet? "Are you a fuckin idiot like Tobi? Don't all you bitches get all moody and bitchy when on your periods or monthly's or whatever Konan calls it?"
Hinata frowned and Kakuzu let out a low grunt as he left the room. "S-Stop s-saying th-the B-word and no, n-not all l-ladies a-are moody," she said as she removed his arm from her and quickly followed after Kakuzu, feeling much safer around him. Unlike Hidan, at least he didn't call her nasty names or made hurtful comments. Hidan rolled his eyes and quickly grabbed his weapon before chasing after his partner and the upset princess.
When they stepped out of the mansion, Hidan immediately blinded folded Hinata. "H-hey!" she squeaked, reaching her hands up but he slapped them away. "Shut up. We gotta fuckin blind fold you and don't you dare use that Baguyan shit of yours." He then swept Hinata off of her feet and began running at a swift speed, running alongside Kakuzu. "It's Byakugan, Hidan…"
"Same difference."
Hinata held her hands together and rested them on her chest as she felt the wind hit her face. They were running fast and Hinata's chances of escaping didn't look so good. B-Byakugan! In an instant, Hinata could see that they were somewhere surrounded by trees and that they were moving fast. Where are we? She glanced up and felt her heart stop. Immediately, she deactivated her Byakugan and pushed her fingers together.
Hidan smirked at the princess. That little bitch… Using those freaky eyes of hers right when I told her fuckin not to. Although, he did have a feeling that she would use it so he would occasionally look down at her and just stare with a grin. It worked because the princess let out a gasp and she quickly looked away. She deserves some punishment! Hidan returned his gaze up ahead, almost seeing a clearing through the forest.
In a few more minutes, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Hinata arrived at a small village. "Now Hyuga, buy only what we need, not want." Hidan snorted as he untied the blindfold from Hinata's head. Greedy bastard. Doesn't even care about anyone's happiness. Specially, my fuckin happiness… He looked down at Hinata, noticing that she wasn't moving. "Hey, brat! What the hell are you waiting for? Go get us some fuckin food!" This girl… she was extremely irritating! Damn you… If you weren't a hostage, I would've sacrificed you the moment you fuckin fainted in front of my face.
"U-Um… A-Aren't you two c-criminals? I-Isn't d-dangerous f-for you t-two to b-be out in the open?"
Hidan rolled his hand into a fist. If she was Tobi, he would've knocked her on the head for being dumb. "This village was created by criminals and has been a refugee for criminals ever since. However, to those who are not from here will think it's just any other village. As long as we don't do anything stupid, Hidan, we won't run into trouble."
"Hey, fucktard, quit blaming me for every fucking thing that goes wrong!"
Kakuzu glared at the Jashinist before pointing out the market to Hinata. She fiddled with her fingers again and followed the two men to a couple of stalls, picking out some vegetables and fruits. "Hell no, you better not fuckin buy vegetables only!" Hidan whined. Right after Kakuzu paid for the vegetables, Hidan grabbed Hinata and pulled her towards where the market sold fish and meat. "O-Ow! H-Hidan-s-san!" He tightened his grip on her, not caring if it hurt her or not. Even though she was a princess, she needed to suck it up. If Tobi can get punched without saying 'Ouch' then she can live through being pulled around by him.
"Here. You're gonna have to buy that and that… Oh! Don't forget to fuckin buy Kisame his fuckin seafood… That damn shark."
"Hidan… I'm the one who's buying so shut up!"
Hidan flipped Kakuzu off and continued to order Hinata around, appearing as though he was thinking about the other Akatsuki members but was really picking out things that he wanted to eat. "H-Hidan-san, I-I think this is e-enough! E-Eep!" Hidan frowned at her as he tugged on a lock of her hair. Hidan-San? Seriously, how many times did he have to tell this wench not to call him that? "I told you. You either fuckin call me Master or Hidan, not any of that 'San' crap… Oh?" He released the girl's hair as something caught his eye. In the distance, there was two young men together who stuck out like sore thumbs. One of them, a man with long brown hair, was dressed in expensive clothing. Hmm… They look filthy damn rich…
"Yo, Kakuzu! Watch her!"
"Hidan, watch her!"
Hinata blinked as she watched both men suddenly leave her side. Obviously, they didn't know that no one was going to watch her. N-Now's my chance! "Hey, lady.. Want anything else?" the stall keeper asked. Hinata shook her head and turned around, starting to slowly walk away with the bags full of food.
Hidan casually made his way through the crowds with a cocky grin. He got closer to the foreign travelers and was soon close enough to hear what they were saying. "I'm positive, Hyuga-san," the man with spiky brown hair and strange red markings on his cheeks said. Hyuga? What the… "I don't smell her here. They couldn't have possibly taken her all the way, could they?"
The Jashinist frowned, realizing that these two people were searching for them! That damn Hyuga person must be that wench's brother or something! he assumed once he caught a glimpse of the long haired man's pale eyes. "I know, Inuzuka-san… They're criminals who have never been caught before, not even once… Only Kami knows how fast and far they could travel… C'mon, I found the inn."
Hidan grinned, feeling proud. Hell yeah, no one can fuckin beat Akatsuki, especially me! The person who Hidan was hiding behind suddenly moved and the silver haired man was out in the open. However, the two didn't seem to notice until... "Wait, Hyuga-san" Hidan stood there for a moment, wondering what the shorter man was doing. Was he.. Sniffing the air? "The scent! I smell one of the scent that was mixed with Hinata's! I-I mean, Lady Hinata!"
Fuck… Hidan swiftly and quietly moved in the large crowds, trying to find a god hiding place. He looked around. Now… If that bastard can smell… then… Hidan looked around and grinned when he found an abandoned stall filled with dead fish. There was no way the dog-like man was going to smell his scent with the horrible stench coming from the dead fish! Hell, Kakuzu didn't even want to go near there! Without anymore thought, Hidan made his way to the stinky stall and hid behind it, holding his breath. Whew! Smells like Kisame when he doesn't fuckin bathe!
"Here! It's right here! I smell-"
"Fish… You smell fish… There was a fish stall back home where we found the dead guards… Inuzuka, if you're hungry, please say it instead of making me chase you around. Let's go!"
"No wait! I'm serious!" Kiba lowered his hand that had been covering his nose and inhaled deeply before gagging. His superior grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and dragged him back towards the inn.
Hidan waited for a few minutes before a dead fish dropped onto his hair. Are you fuckin serious?! He quickly grabbed the fish and stood up, turning around In front of him was a little boy who was holding a dead fish in his hand as well. "Did you fuckin throw this?" Hidan asked, receiving an innocent nod and smile. He twitched before throwing the fish back at the boy, the dead creature bouncing off the boy's head. "You don't throw dead fish at fuckin people you fuckin fucktard!" The boy started crying for his mother and ran away. "HEY! YOU GOTTA FUCKIN PAY FOR THE FISH YOU DUMBSHIT!"
"HIDAN!"
Hidan turned his head, seeing Kakuzu with his damn suitcases and some of the grocery bags. "Sup, Kakuzu. Where's the bitch?" He moved around the stall and stood beside his partner. "Well?" He was getting impatient. Why was Kakuzu just glaring at him?
"You lost the princess, Hidan?" the taller man asked in a low voice.
"Me? I didn't lose the bitch, you did!"
"I told you to watch her!"
"Bullshit, I fuckin told you to watch her, fucktard! Crap! There's some people here looking for her!"
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Hinata felt paranoid. She was all alone and she didn't know where to go. There were so many people and she was sure that a lot of people saw her with Kakuzu and Hidan already so it would look really suspicious if she started running. B-Byakugan! Once again, Hinata was able to see through solid objects. I-I see the forest again. Sh-Should I run back in there? I can hide and maybe they won't find me…
"Hinata-chan?"
Hinata's eyes returned to normal and she spun around, her heart stopping. She tightened her grip on the grocery bags she was carrying and blinked a few times. Were her eyes deceiving her? "N-Naruto-kun?" The blond prince nodded and was smiling brightly at her. "Hinata-chan! I was so wo-… Hinata-chan! Hinata!"
The princess spun on her heels and made a ran for it, her heart started beating again. Why was Naruto here? Why was she running from him? Th-That's right, N-Naruto-kun k-kissed another g-girl… Her eyes stung as tears filled her lilac eyes and her face got warmer as she ran. "Hinata-Chan!" She ran faster even though she was telling her body to stop running. This was her chance to be saved yet she was letting it go all because of a kiss… But looking at Naruto hurt and Hinata didn't want to get hurt.
"Hinata-chan!"
The prince finally caught up with the princess and grabbed her arm, pulling her back. "N-No! L-let go! Pl-Please!" Naruto kept a firm grip on her, frowning. "Hinata-chan… Why are you running?" I-It's because I-I l-love y-you b-but you l-love s-someone e-else! she thought as she tried hitting him with her bags. "Hinata-chan… I'm sorry! I'm sorry for hurting you…" he said sincerely. Hinata stopped struggling and stared at him, warm tears still flowing down her rosy cheeks. "Hinata-chan, come on, your cousin and guards are here!" Hinata remained silent, not sure what to say to him. Her head wasn't thinking straight because all she could think about was how much it hurt when she saw Naruto kissing that girl.
"Hinata-chan, c'mon…" Naruto gave her a light smile. He released her arm and moved his hands to her face, wiping the tears away. "We're getting married in a few weeks, aren't we?" Hinata felt herself blushing as she always did whenever he smiled at her. N-Naruto-kun… She had missed his voice, his gentle and warm touch, and his bright blue eyes. "B-But wh-what about th-that one g-girl…?" Yes, she had to ask. "Hinata-chan… I…" She watched him carefully, he was hesitating. "I… I'll end everything between her and me… Please, Hinata-chan, just come back home with me. I'll talk to our fathers, I'll ask them to make the wedding as soon as possible. Tomorrow if you like!" Hinata couldn't help it but smile even though deep down, she knew she was going to regret something. She threw her arms around him, hugging him tightly. I-I'm h-hugging N-Naruto-kun!
Naruto slowly moved his arms around her, returning the embrace. I'm sorry, Sakura… he thought as he stroked Hinata's back. "I promise, Hinata-chan… We'll have the wedding once we get back home. I'll… I'll make you the happiest bride ever…" Hinata started crying again but this time, they were tears of joy. I h-have to tell h-him h-how I-I feel… "N-Naruto-kun, I… I l-lo-"
"Well, ain't this fuckin sickening sweet. You never told me you had a boyfriend, bitch."
Hinata gasped as Naruto released her but gently moved her behind him. "Who are you?" Naruto asked bravely, glaring at the silver haired man dressed in a black cloak that had interrupted them. The man smirked and winked at Hinata. "Her lover."
Aww, Hidan interrupted Hinata! Hmm... Naruto.... I don't know what to say... Do you guys still think he's screwed? Sorry to all who like Naruto-kun u_u Poor Sakura-Chan. Let's hope that she'll get a happy ending! The sixth chapter is almost done so watch out for it! =D Bye byee! Mwha! ^o^