Chapter 2 – "It's Not Easy Being Green!"
Last time that we left our hero BMO, he heard the legend of the Beep Cheep, the yellow computer chip that held information on rebuilding Ooo, and running out of Computia, the city of other robotic figures, to go bark on his newly started adventure.
BMO ran out of Computia as his tiny feet would run and glide through the large and tall grass. He could see everything all around: the tall trees, the rivers, the rainbows behind the mountains. He could even see all of the kingdoms within an eyeshot: the Fire Kingdom, the Ice Kingdom, the Candy Kingdom, the Goblin Kingdom, and the Hot Dog Kingdom. While BMO ran through the Grasslands, he would see Lumpy Space Princess, Turtle Princess, and Hot Dog Princess, all together having a picnic together. LSP would wave her flabby purple arms infront of BMO as she shouted "BMO! Globing stop!" BMO would skid a bit as he fell on his backside and spoke "Ouch! I got dirt in my butt circuits!" LSP would speak to her "Oh Glob! BMO! I'm glad you stopped. Can you play music for us? I want to show off my Lumps!" She would wiggle her cloud-like butt infront of Turtle and HDP.
He would tilt his head as he spoke "But but I need to go somewhere." LSP would reach for a can of pork and beans that she brought and ate it. Seeing her increase in size, LSP would speak "You globing better!" BMO started to stutter as he would press the yellow triangle button on his chest as the song of "Single Ladies" would play. LSP would shake her lumps, Turtle Princess was waddle from side to side, and HDP was on her hind legs, jumping up and down. LSP would quote "Oh yeah! Look at my lumps! My plump lumps! Uh Uh Uh yeah!" While they danced, and BMO was forced to play, the Ice King was in his Ice Kingdom, looking at the three Princesses from his ice telescope as he spoke to his pet penguin "Oh yes! Gunter, be a sweetie and summon the Snow Golem, so he can go get the Princesses for me?" Gunter would sqwak at the Ice King as he waddled to the wall and pulled a lever.
Soon, the gate underneath the Ice Kingdom as a tall 8ft white snow figure walked out. The Snow Golem would roar and would stagger out of its lair. The Ice King looked at the Snow Golem and spoke "Go get my women!" He laughed and stroked his long white beard as Gunter would stared aimlessly, silence surrounded the room. He walked over to the Ice King's chaired and pulled his recliner back, seeing his pink kitten. He waddled in and closed the door. Meanwhile, at the Grasslands, when BMO would finish a song, he would try to go, but LSP continued eating more beans and scaring BMO, making him play more song, like "My Hump My Hump," "Party Girls," "Barbie Song," etc. The Snow Golem would look over the mountains and seen the three Princesses. He would walk out of the Ice Kingdom and would run towards the Grasslands.
He soon arrived in the Grasslands, but the Snow Golem would slowly begin to melt, being in the warmer climate. He would grow smaller and smaller, until he was the size of BMO. HDP and Turtle Princess looked at the Snow Golem as they screeched in fear. Turtle Princess withdrew in her shell and HDP ran to hide underneath the picnic blanket. LSP wasn't paying attention, since she was dancing. She would wiggle her lumps and her flabby arms as she said "Oh yeah! I think of Brad when I dance. Uh Uhh Ooooo Yeah! Fill my lumps Brad!"
With that note, the Snow Golem grabbed LSP, but she turned around, gasped, and shouted "Not you!" She slapped his face as she then wiggled her finger infront of him and spoke "You have no right touching my lumpy lumps! My lumps are for Brad! Gosh!" She would flutter away, wiggling her lumps infront of the Snow Golem as she fluttered away. The Snow Golem gave a blank stare as BMO would point and speak "No! Leave them alone! BMO chop!" He would swing his hand down at the Snow Golem as he whimpered and scurried away.
The Ice King was shocked to see what happened. He threw his hat off and onto the ground while Gunter was sitting there, keyboard on his fins, playing while the Ice King spoke "Oh Gunter, if you have to do something right, I guess you have to do it yourself." He continued looking at the Princesses as they were no longer scared. They sat down on the blanket underneath one of the trees. The LSP was eating chili-cheese fries as Turtle Princess was eating lettuce and the HDP was eating ketchup packets. HDP would bark repeatedly at LSP as LSP gasped and spoke "No I do not have a weight problem! I'm so luscious that even my lumps have lumps! And my lumps are luscious!" She would wiggle her lumps infront of HDP as Turtle Princess would speak in a slow manner "But….You're…..Eat…Ing…Too….Much….Prin…Cess..." LSP would look at Turtle Princess and replied "Glob! You too?! You both are so globing jealous! What do you think BMO?" Soon the three Princesses would turn to BMO.
BMO would softly tap his tiny fingertips together as he would shake, sparks would fly out of his panel body as he would make an "Error" sign on his face, withdrew his arms and legs as he was a locked-up gaming machine now. LSP would flails her arms as she spoke "Jealous much? Glob!" She fluttered away, leaving BMO, HDP, and Turtle Princess as she went back to her blanket. The Ice King would speak to Gunter "Those Princesses will be mine!" He flapped his white beard and fly out of Ice Kingdom. The Ice King arrived at the Grasslands, hovering over everyone as he spoke "You all will be mine!" BMO would point and spoke "It's the Ice King!" LSP turned and seen him as she side shook her head, along with shaking her finger, as she said to the Ice King "Aww glob no! There is like definitely nooo way I'll let you touch my lumps!" The Ice King swooped down to LSP as BMO jumped up and spoke "BMO Chop!" He would hit the top of the Ice King's head, knocking off his crown as he plummeted to the ground, landing hard.
BMO landed on his tiny feet as he waddled to him and spoke "No! Bad!" He shuffled his feet in the grass and touched the Ice King, shocking him. He would sizzle and yelp while he landed, smoke flying off his head. The Ice King grabbed his crown and spoke "Alright Alright! Besides... They are nowhere good as Princess Bubblegum!" He grumbled while flying off. LSP heard his comment as she shouted "Why don't you like totally come back and say that to my lump?!" HDP ran over to BMO and jumped on him, licking his face. BMO would speak "Noo! I'll be covered in meaty juices! I'll short-"As soon as he was about to finish, BMO short circuited and sparked. He then woke up and chuckled, looking at HDP as he asked "May I go through your Kingdom? I have to get to Red Rock Pass."
HDP would wag her tail as she barked happily, approving at his request. BMO smiled and patted her head as the Turtle Princess spoke in her casual slow manner "Thank….You….BMO…" LSP added to her statement "Yeah, like, thank you for totally saving us." BMO would laugh nervously as he rubbed the back of his head, speaking to them "I better get going, I hope you all enjoy the rest of your Picnic!" He began to run off, but LSP quickly spoke "Wait!" BMO stopped as she asked him "Can you join us just for one song?" He thought about it and replied "Sure, I'm sure one song wouldn't hurt." He then would press the yellow button again as started to play "Party Party Party" as they all would dance. At the end of the song, BMO soon left, heading to Red Rock Pass.
He now had his first taste of true adventure; Protecting the Princesses, Defeating the Snow Golem and the Ice King. Even though that the first leg of his adventure was now complete, he still had a long road ahead of him. What will lie for BMO when he reaches Red Rock Pass? Will there be friends, or foes, waiting for him? Now that he knows how the thrill of adventure is, with the thoughts of it running through his processor, he will now be more than ever ready to face the perils that will lie between the beginning, and ending, of Red Rock Pass.