Disclaimer: Don't own. If I did, I'd spend all day telling Total that he's wrong, especially when he's actually right.


'Hey, Total?'

'Oui, Angel? Do you finally want to pursue the fine arts?'

'Uh…I'll get back to you on that….anyways, what's' rape'?'

'………'

'…Total? Are you okay? Your mind just went blank….'

'Eheheh….why do you want to know, Angel?'

'Because I thought-told Iggy to stop teasing Max and Fang, since they were finally together and it took them like forever, and then Iggy was all 'OMG, I feel mind raped'. '

'Well, Angel, um….rape is when you violate someone, like how you violated Iggy's privacy! Yes, that's it! Dictionary definition!!!'

'Oh…okay, that makes sense.'

'-mumble- thank God.'

'But, Total, rape is just violating people, right? And you know, people's minds and privacy and stuff….'

'Uh, yeah.... '

'So why do you keep thinking about dark alleyways and creepy guys in trench coats?'

'Uh, well, um......ANGEL! STOP VIOLATING MY MIND!!!'


Lol, way to avoid the question, Total…. Sorry for not including Omega, but there's not much you can do with him except for:

'Hey, Omega!'

'Yes?'

'-waves hand-'

'-tries to watch hand-'

'How many fingers am I holding up?'

'Um….one……point five……and a quarter."

"No, the answer's three! You're wrong!"

'NOOO!!!! I'M A FAILURE!!!!! -faints-'

Um, sorry about that….. Omega would need a oneshot, not a dialogue……

Sorry-sorry-sorry for updating so late!!! I'll make it up to you – I'll give everybody Fang and Iggy dolls!!! (or a Max doll, for guys. Or girls. For anybody, really.)

Okay, I'm gonna stop rambling now.....I love you guys!!! ^ ^