AN: Something else I forgot to put in the last AN (I'm forgetful, aren't I?) is MERRY (now belated) CHRISTMAS! I hope everyone had a wonderful day! I, unfortunately, did not get any LOTR related stuff, but I did get Batman pajamas and a lightsaber :D But you didn't come here to hear about my nerdiness, so, as a (belated) Christmas present for all of you, I'm updating early!

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How to Prepare for Battle

An army of _(1)_ orcs is approaching, and a fight seems inevitable. Are you unsure of how to get ready? Never fear! This guide is filled with helpful tips and valuable _(2)_, all designed to help make your battle experience a/an _(3)_ one!

1. Armor. Wearing armor is a/an _(4)_ way to protect yourself from injuries. _(5)_ search the armory for pieces such as helmets, _(6)_ protectors, and _(7)_. Armor made from metal or _(8)_ is the best kind. Make sure your armor does not exceed _(9)_ pounds, as that can lead to _(10)_ problems.

2. Weapons. Obviously, you will need weapons to _(11)_ the orcs. Swords and _(12)_ and arrows are _(13)_ choices. Or, be unique and use a _(14)_ _(15)_.

3. Find a Buddy. Remember how Merry and Éowyn teamed up to _(16)_ the Witch-King? You and your buddy can use this same _(17)_ strategy, or protect each other in _(18)_ situations. If your buddy is as skilled as _(19)_, however, you could just _(20)_ hide behind him/her.

4. Finally, have a/an _(21)_ attitude! Whether this is your first battle or _(22)_th one, such an attitude will motivate you to _(23)_ to the best of your ability!

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Example (with words provided, as usual, by my sister)

An army of squishy orcs is approaching, and a fight seems inevitable. Are you unsure of how to get ready? Never fear! This guide is filled with helpful tips and valuable clarinets, all designed to help make your battle experience a glossy one!

1. Armor. Wearing armor is a tufty way to protect yourself from injuries. Sleepily search the armory for pieces such as helmets, butt protectors, and beanbag chairs. Armor made from metal or gemstones is the best kind. Make sure your armor does not exceed 584,722 pounds, as that can lead to neck problems.

2. Weapons. Obviously, you will need weapons to tiptoe the orcs. Swords and litterboxes and arrows are insecure choices. Or, be unique and use a pushing cake.

3. Find a Buddy. Remember how Merry and Éowyn teamed up to buy the Witch-King? You and your buddy can use this same complicated strategy, or protect each other in tacky situations. If your buddy is as skilled as Aragorn, however, you could just cordially hide behind him.

4. Finally, have a stupid attitude! Whether this is your first battle or 90th one, such an attitude will motivate you to bounce to the best of your ability!

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AN: As usual, thanks so much to everyone who reads, reviews, and/or favorites. I'm really thrilled and amazed by you guys' enthusiasm for this, so . . . I really can't say this enough . . . thanks :)

Oh and if anyone ever notices a typo in any of these, PLEASE let me know! I proofread everything, but little stuff can still go unnoticed - I literally just fixed two in this chapter that I hadn't spotted. I won't take it as nitpicking if you point it out, and I'll fix it the next update - especially if the error involves mixing up the numbers, because that could end in disaster :P