AN/ okai its hayly agen, tara ur chapat cocked so hard it was kul u rok girlie!1

I wanted to kil dat bastard!1

I ran cryin 2 da bathtomb (geddit?)were I cryd, I cryd so mch dat my eyeliner ran doom my face. Den…. Draco walked in!1

Im sory he sed

FUK OF LOODER! I sed I ran out da roon cryin, I put oan sum moar iliner and a black prom-stile dress wif blk high I came out da room.

I ran out of da Slytherin vommon room suddenly I gut 2 da grate hal.

I collapsed.

Wen I was conscientious again I luked up and saw 2 bois, DEY WER FRUM FUKIN GRIFFYNDOR!

It wuz……Harry Potter ands Ron Weasley

R u ok sed harry

Yeh I sed

Just den Dumbledor and Moon came in da corridor Darco was following dem

Fuk of Darco I sed

Harry and Ron luked shoked.

I gut up and wlked away

Harry and Ron flowed me

Cum wif us dey sed.

Dey tuk me 2 dumbelhores office

Processor dumblehore dey sed can Gianna cum in2 griffindor

Letz c wat da sorting hat sez he sed

He tuk da hat dune and placd it on ma hud like he had dun in yr1

DA HAT SED I SHULD HAV BEN IN GRIFINDOR ANYWAY CUZ I WASN'T EVIL11

We all gapsed

Suddenly Moon, etzreli, b'loody maru and Draco came