(AN: Ok guise dis is Hayly Tara u rok & fankuu 4 da god revues,ur awsum)
I cryd in da room, Hairy & Ron wos nice but dey wuz prepz!1111
I thort for a bit Sullenly I had an idea!11
I flet around in muh pocket 4 my wand, I grabbed it and pulld.
Ok guise I sed ur getting a makeover
"GOFFIKUS!" I schemed
DEY WAS HANDSUM!
Harry wus wearing black sk8r pants and a blak Blink 183 Tshit and Ron wus wearing A red entinies top and tite emo jeans. Dey both had loads of eyeliner on AND DEY LOOKED OF FUKKIN HAWTT!!!1111111
I fort of Draco
I ran oout cring
I ran 2 da forbidden forest
I shat under a tree, it had been reigning so I new id get muh Blak nee-hi boots and muh purpill skit wet and durty.
I cryd so hard I swore my eyeballs would cum out I had eyeliner al down ma face, suddenly Draco came there.
WHY DID U CUM!1111 I SHOTTED AIRGRILLY
I wanted to c if u wer okai he sed
WELL IM FINE I SED
U DNT LOOK IT! HE RESNORTED BAK
FUK OF FUK OF! I showted
I RAN UP 2 HIM AND STARTED TITTING HIM U BASTRAD!!1111111111111111111111 I screeemed at him He began to bleed as I punched nd kikd him!
Den Moon came!
GIANNA WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1 she sed
I HATE HIM MOON, HES A FARTBREAKER HELL DO DA SAM 2 U!11 I SED
Den I ran away leeving Darco blooding in da foreset.
I ran in2 Hairy in skull I hugged him den cried
I LOV U! I sed
I lov u 2 he sed but wats da matter
Dracos a motherfucking bastard I sed
Well I no dat sed harry
Den I had 2 go c profezzor McGonagoogle abut sum Transfiguration werk I had to do (CUZ I WAS DED GOOD AT TIT!11)
Welcum Gianna she sed
Hello Profezzor I sed
I'm plezzed 2 hav u in my hoes
Thank u I sed
Nao herez da spels 4 u
I saw Draco and Moon ootsid da skool dey wer with
VOLDYMURT AND BELLATRICKS!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
(DATS HOW SHOKED I WUS LULZ)