a/n: Hello loves! Thanks so much for the support, I'll try not to let you down! :)


Rule two: Clint, Scarlette and Natasha must speak in English at all meetings.

"...And then," Tony Stark said for the billionth time. "I was like, "Well, I'm Tony Stark. And he was like 'Wow okay yeah here you go...'"

"Tony needs to shut up, or we'll never get anything done at these meetings." I whispered to Natasha in Russian.

"You don't have to whisper. It's not like they can understand us." Natasha replied in Italian.

"Hey, don't forget about me." Clint said from across the table in Swahili.

"Wait... What are you guys doing?" Tony asked, upset that we interrupted him.

"Being extremely annoyed by 'Story Time with Tony'" I said sarcastically, in French.

"Stop that!" Tony snapped.

"Don't tell her what to do, Woman!" Clint shouted in German.

Natasha and I chuckled.

"That's making me uncomfortable!" Tony snapped again.

"Of course, that's the whole idea." Natasha said in Chinese.

"How many more language do you have?!" Tony shouted.

"Plenty." I replied in Spanish.

"I. Don't. Know. Any. Of. Those. Words!" Tony raged.

"You poor fool." Clint said in Japanese.

Natasha and I burst out laughing.

"Sorry I was late, we had an issue with..."

Fury stopped cold at the sight of Tony in full out rage-mode, pounding his fists on the table, while Natasha, Clint and I changed back and forth between languages, mid-sentance.

Thor and captain were watching intently, while Bruce was trying to calm down Tony.

"He'll never understand how funny this is!" I said to Natasha, in a mix of Arabic and Czech.

"We should do this more often!" Natasha said in a mix of Dutch and filipino.

"Enough!" Fury shouted. "From now on, all meeting are to remain entirely in English."

Natasha and I snickered.

"Is that clear, Agent Romanoff and Agent Morgan."

"What?! Clint was in on this too!" I said, laughing.

Fury glared at me.

"Yes, Sir." I cowered.

Tony chuckled under his breath.

"Oh, Tony! You hold it, you, or so help me I will crush your skull!" I threatened him in Finnish.

"English, Agent Morgan." Tony said, smirking.


a/n: so yeah! xDD

Next Rule: Road trips are unacceptable

Stay tuned, and I'll see you soon, Lovelies!

-Kitty