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Rule 6: Clint may not sing a song composed of Tony Stark's comebacks.

"Clint, please! I swear to God, please! Just don't do it!" I whispered as we walked to today's meeting.

Clint just smirked, his hand tightly clasped around mine.

I sighed as we entered the meeting room and we took our seats at the table.

"Stressed?" Tasha asked me as I sighed and rubbed my forehead.

"You'll see." I said rolling my eyes.

"That awkward moment when" Your self-absorbed, Ego-maniac, billionaire best friend, and your easily jealous, obnoxious, assassin fiancé get into a heated argument about just about everything during your SHIELD meeting...

"It's not that simple, Katniss." Tony spat. "You should pay more attention to what your little girlfriend does with her brain."

"Maybe you should be paying less attention to what my "little girlfriend" is and isn't doing with her brain, Tin Man." Clint hissed.

"Many things are relying on the fact that I do, in fact, know what she's doing in the lab." Tony retorted. "Things like, whether or not the entire hellicarrier is going to explode."

"Tony, I've got a little something for you." Clint said, standing up and walking to the head of the table.

"No, Clint. No." I whispered, staring him in the eyes.

"It's a song. I wrote it myself. It's called "Crap Tony Stark Says" And I'd like to dedicate it to you." Clint said.

"Go ahead, Robin Hood." Tony smirked, leaning back in his chair and kicking his feet on the table.

Clint started the song, singing about "A special person" who "always knew what to say." but unfortunately I had already attended this concert, and knew where It was going from there.

"No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing, I don't like being handed things."

"Clint, stop." I asked calmly.

He just continued. "Give yourself 12% of the credit, Threatening! I'm feeling threatened!"

"How did you even know about that?!" Tony asked.

"He's a spy, Tony." I groaned, and Natasha chuckled.

"Phil? His first name is agent. Finally someone who speaks English."

Bruce laughed under his breath, remembering when Tony had said that to him.

"Shut up!" I shouted, causing Steve to laugh.

Must I say, Thor was already polluting the air with his loud, boisterous laughs the second Clint started singing?

"Make a move reindeer games? Doth mother know you wearith her drapes?" Clint continued

With that I stormed out of the room, not wanting to hear the rest of it.

The laughs of the entire avengers initiative could be heard throughout the entire meetings wing, disrupting many things, and frankly, pissing me off.

Tony got reprimanded for starting a fight again, and Clint actually got a raise for being able to find all that information out, and remember it all.

Natasha however, had her sunglasses with the video cameras, and Clint went viral.

That was good and bad. Good, because Clint got his punishment, and bad because it caused a HUGE Ship-wide panic, because some internet dunce tried to hack into our security cameras and see what other comedic gold we had stored.

Let's just say, that guy will be lucky if he gets off of SHIELD radar anytime in the next few years.

Next Rule: Clint may not Sing.

Thanks for reading you beautiful people!

-Kitty