Rule 13: Do NOT hide the coffee

The Avengers are completely different people in the morning.

"Good Morning Scarlette." Pepper chimed.

"Shut up before I break your nose." I growled, sitting down at the table.

"Well look who's just a bundle of sunshine this morning." Clint teased, kissing my forehead.

"Don't joke with me Barton, I know where your nest is." I hissed.

"I think we all learned our lesson about messing with Scarlette in the morning, so let's leave her be, shall we?" Natasha stated.

Natasha, Clint, and Pepper were all obnoxious morning people, and I hated them for that, but trust me, They're the odd men out, not me.

Pepper opened her mouth to wish Tony a good morning, but he cut her off before she even spoke one word.

"Save the chit chat, Potts and give me my coffee." He grumbled.

Thor trudged into the kitchen, and might I say Thor's bed head, not a pretty sight.

"WHERE ARE THE POP TARTS YOU PETTY, GOOD FOR NOTHING MIDGARDIANS." Thor thundered.

Pepper handed him an entire box of strawberry frosted pop tarts. (Hey, I thought we were sharing those? Don't I get any?) and he sat down at the table.

"OH MY GOODNESS. ARE YOU REALLY EATING THOSE THINGS? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BAD THOSE ARE FOR YOUR HEALTH? YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE AND YOU JUST THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY BY EATING JUNK LIKE THAT? COULDN'T STARK AFFORD FRUITS AND VEGETABLES?!" Steve ranted as soon as he saw Thor put one pop tart to his mouth.

"I'm sorry, but the last time I didn't give a GOD what he wanted for breakfast, I got my face pounded in. Who CARES if he eats junk?!" Tony shouted.

I think we were all so caught up in Thor and Tony's argument to even realize that none of us had our coffee.

I scanned the room for a delicious cup of steaming hot caffeine but found there was none.

"WHERE IS THE COFFEE?!" I suddenly burst in rage.

Pepper shuddered in a corner.

"YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS DON'T YOU POTTS?!" I screamed.

"You guys... The extreme amount of caffeine you guys drink in one morning is extremely hazardous to your health." She argued quietly.

"SO WHAT?!" Tony and I shouted in sync.

"And I got rid of it..." She added quietly.

"SO HELP ME I WILL MURDER YOU DEAD PEPPER POTTS!" I screeched.

"Here.. Try tea, it's healthier." She suggested.

"TEA?! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?! CHINESE?!" I raged.

"I thought you lived in China for ten years..." Pepper quaked.

"Ooh... Strike one Pepper. It was Japan" Clint reported.

"JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE ME TO STARBUCKS." I yelled at Clint.

"You're wearing pyjamas..." Clint acknowledged.

"DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!" I fumed.

"Of course not..."

Next Rule: No CoD after 10PM

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-Kitty