Rule 14: No CoD after 10PM

Just another night at Stark Tower right? Sorta. Clint, Natasha, and I had this stupid mission at 5AM tomorrow. Obviously Fury doesn't know his agents well enough to know that I am a genuine monster in the mornings. But then again, that would make me that much better at taking down our targets, but perhaps he doesn't realize that after we take down our target, I'll most probably be (making an effort to) take down him.

So yeah. It's 10PM now, and I'm trying to sleep so that Clint and Natasha will be able to pry me from the bed at 4:30 AM. Otherwise it would just be impossible.

So I'm staring at the ceiling, thinking of poems I memorized in the tenth grade (for some reason that's how I fall asleep) when all of a sudden I hear:

"STEVE! YOU IMBECILE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SUPER SOLDIER?! COME ON! THIS SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU!"

And it's not coming from who'd you expect.

"BRUCE CALM DOWN!"

"DON'T YELL AT ME STARK!" Bruce Thundered.

UGH! I'm not going to get any sleep tonight am I?

"DON'T GET ANGRY OR YOU'LL PAY FOR MY TOWER THIS TIME!" Stark threatened.

"THE ONLY REASON IM ANGRY IS BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID FAILURE OF A SOLDIER STEVE OVER THERE." Bruce ranted.

"I'VE NEVER PLAYED VIDEO GAMES BEFORE!" Steve shouted

"THIS ISN'T A VIDEO GAME IT'S CALL OF DUTY!" Tony insisted.

Great. So all this is over a video game?

There was low shouts, but soon it was quiet again. Hopefully they all gave up on the game, and went to bed.

"IN THE NAME OF ODIN STEVE, YOU ARE THE WORST SOLDIER EVER!" Thor boomed.

"OH YEAH?! YOU SHOT ALL THE GUYS ON OUR TEAM!"

"I DID NOT SHOOT BRUCE OR TONY. THE AVENGERS WORK BETTER AS A TEAM, WITH NO ONE ELSE TO HINDER THEIR POWERS." Thor argued.

"SHUT UP!" I screeched at the top of my lungs.

They all went silent.

"IF YOU GUYS DON'T STAY QUIET, SO HELP ME, I WILL REMOVE YOUR VOCAL CHORDS WITH MY TEETH!" I screamed again, waking up anyone who was still sleeping.

Quiet again. Now I can sleep.

"STEVE..." Bruce began, but had someone had obviously cut him off by punching him in the gut or something.

"THAT'S IT. I'M COMING DOWN THERE!" I warned.

Muffled shouts of "Go! Go! Run! Hurry!" Were all that could be heard as I rolled over in my bed and buried my face into a pillow.

No more Call of Duty after 10PM.

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