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Chapter 16: Tumblr, Tumblr memes, and Tumblr terms are not to be used in Stark tower or the Hovercraft by ANYONE.
It all began one day when Scarlette was enjoying her favourite secret past time - Tumblr. She left her laptop unattended for a mere five minutes in order to grab the box of Jammie Dodgers from the kitchen in the room over and that was all it took.
"HEY SCARLETTE?" Clint yelled from the hall.
"Mmm Hmm?" She asked as she returned to room, box of cookies in hand.
"Are we "Canon"" Clint asked, scrolling through her dashboard.
"Clint, You get away from my laptop and NEVER ask that question again!" Scarlette shouted, snatching it away from him.
"But are we?" He whined as she stormed out of the room, laptop in tow.
The next day Tony came up to Scarlette, placed a hand on her shoulder and asked in all seriousness, "Do you like the color of the sky,"
"Are you serious?" Scarlette groaned.
"Bi-"
"Don't answer that." Scarlette added quickly.
"See you later," Scarlette said, giving Clint a kiss on the cheek before turning to head back to the lab.
"The feeeeels!" Tony moaned, collapsing on the ground.
"Tony..." Scarlette reprimanded.
"But I ship it! I ship it so hard!" He yelled.
"Are you even sure you know what that means?" Scarlette questioned, setting a hand on her hip.
"Sass..." Tony replied.
The rest of the day, Tony was either humming or singing the lyrics to "Cotton-Eyed Joe" every time he passed Scarlette.
The next day, Scarlette sat down at the breakfast table extremely angry with Tony.
Tony walked in the room, and Scarlette immediately groaned.
"Walk up in the club, like what up, why is Scarlette so pissed?"
"Shut up with the tumblr jokes Tony!" She shouted, leaving the room angrily.
"Hey, Scar, what's wrong?" Clint asked.
"You! Tony! Tumblr!" She screamed.
"Hey, hey, hey, calm down, okay?" He said, hugging her and stroking her back.
"Alright," she sighed.
"It's not a big deal. Tony's just trying to get on your nerves."
"I know, I know. What do I do?"
"Just keep calm, and imagine how is touch the sky." Clint said, barely keeping in his laughter in order to finish the sentence.
She shoved him across the hall and into the wall. "I hate you." She spat.
"Chicken Nugger!" He jabbed as she walked away.
Over the next month Tony would periodically shout things at Scarlette like "Moriarty was Real!" Or "We're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" Or other fandom related statements of fandoms he didn't even belong to. (Although Tony did watch one episode of Sherlock once when he walked in on Scarlette watching it. It was The Reichenbach Fall. Tony hasn't seen a single episode since, and Scarlette had to pinkie promise not to tell anyone he cried.)
Eventually Scarlette decided to confront him.
"Tony, you need to stop with the tumblr puns!" Scarlette shouted abruptly during lunch.
"Swiggity Swad, why you so mad?" He answered simply.
"Tony!"
"Swiggity Swumblr, I thought you liked tumblr?"
"Yes but not when you-"
"Swiggity Sworry, I guess I'm sorry."
Scarlette sighed a sigh of relief. "Really? So you'll stop?"
"Swiggity Swill, can't say that I will."
Scarlette turned to Natasha, who was laughing quietly.
"Hold me back before Swiggity Swead, Tony Stark is dead." She growled.
Tony screeched, "Swiggity Swe, please don't kill me!"
"Swiggity Swife, I'm going to kill you with this knife!" She shouted.
"Swiggity Swop, I promise I'll stop!"
"Swiggity Swate, you're a little too late!"