Sora: Stupid Kairi…. Walking in on us…. Big jerk…

Riku: *bangs head on table*

Kairi: *Laughs at Sora and Riku* Sora and Riku, sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Riku: Hey, look! Kairi can spell!

Kairi: … Well, Alyssa the Dovahkiin doesn't own KH, Square Enix, or us!

Episode 2: Kairi Attack!

The scene is the bedroom again, but Sora and Riku are attacking Kairi for catching them kissing.

Suddenly, a familiar song, a ringtone, turned on.

Hatala hatala hatala hey! Playing the sitar every day! Hatala hatala hatala ho! Want to play? No, no-

"CRAP!" A familiar voice yelled outside the closed door. "You just had to call now?!"

Sora walked to the door. He opened it, resulting in a specific mullet-haired man falling on the floor.

"Hehe… hi." He said.

"Demy… what are you doing here?" Riku asked.

"Uh…" He looked around the room.

"Spill it!" Riku, Kairi, and Sora yelled at the same time.

"….. Axel seen The Destiny Islands Show on the computer, he ordered me to come and spy on you, I have been out the door for hours, my phone rang, it was Axel, you opened the door, I fell on the floor, and now here I am!..." Demyx yelled, passing out after because lack of oxygen.

This time another phone rang, from under the bed.

Sweet little bumble bee, I know what you want from me. Do do do do do dada, do do do do do dada. Sweet little bumble bee, more than just a fantasy-

"NO! My life is ruined…." A female voice squeaked. Riku looked under the bed, to find Larxene. "Same story as Dem." She said, crawling out from under her bed. She had her iPhone in her mouth, to get out from under the bed. Its case was a….

"Pikachu?!" Sora yelled, pointing at the phone's case.

"Oh, shut ya pie holes!" Kairi yelled. Larxene shocked her, and Demyx soaked her. Between all of the shocking and soaking, Sora and Riku were hitting her with baseball bats.

"EEP! Stop! Ow, ow OOOOWWWW!" She yelled. By the time they were done torturing Kairi, she was covered in blood, bruises, more blood, a black eye, a busted lip, and scars.

"And one to grow on!" Larxene yelled, shocking her one last time. The little thing passed out!

Sweet little bumble-

Larxene stopped it, answering the text.

Axel: Get caught already, Larx?

Larxene: Yes, and shut up! Little sitar dude got caught too!

Axel: Yeesh! Calm down before someone gets killed!

Larxene: Ha-ha too late, I think! (Picture of hurt Kairi)

Axel: What am I going to do with you?

Larxene: Who knows? TTYL.

Axel: Bye, love you!

Larxene: Oh really? What about little Roxy?! LOL Love you too! Bye.

"Ooh, Larxy and Axel, sitting in a-" Demy started, but Larxene zapped him.

"Well, imma go drag Kairi home." Sora said, getting up, and carrying Kairi's bloody body home.

(5 mins later)

Sora walks in to find Riku playing Sora's XBOX.

"Took ya long enough!" Riku yelled, not taking his eyes off the screen.

"This concludes episode 2 of The Destiny Islands Show! See you on Episode 3, guys!" Sora yelled as the screen faded and Sora turned the camera "Off".

(BONUS FOOTAGE!)

Yeah…. He didn't turn the camera off. The video game was over. Sora and Riku were making out again. Sora looked over at the camera, realizing it's on.

"HOLY CRAP!" He yelled trying to turn off the camera. EPIC FAIL! It just replayed him and Riku making out over and over again.

"NOOOO!" He yelled.

"This is going on YouTube!" Riku yelled back. Poor little Sora!