Due to the wide amounts of people finding Fan What? funny, I shall do another chapter. Oh and Robin Mania, The Story Continues has been halted until my creeper in my head –gets blasted by a blast- hem, muse allows me more creativity so yea. OMG the newest episode of Young Justice, I cried! No Wally or Artemis, I hope Wally didn't become the Flash or die, same goes to Artemis, I hope she didn't become a villain or die!
They Write What?
"Whoa did not need to read that Wally!" Robin shouts, as the speedster shoves the computer in his face.
"Awe, come on you have to admit that this is quite adorable! It pairs you and Batman together as-" Wally gets slapped in the face by M'gann who had read the page and found it offensive.
"Stop it Wally, that's not right! Besides Batman is way too old for Robin!" Robin groans as Artemis joins in on the fight adding her own bits and pieces.
"Guys, this is called FANfiction for a reason, only crazed wackadoodles write junk like this!" Robin shouts, just at that moment Conner and Kalder walk in and see the quad reading.
"You're reading the stuff about Robin and Wally dating again?" Conner asks staring at the page. Robin glares at Wally, the bat glare that only he and Batman could cause full members of the league to tremble with fear at.
"Gah, Wally get that f$%#!*& stuff out of my face, besides if Batman saw it, he would ban me from the internet for life!" Robin shouts, the entire team doesn't notice the Flash, Batman, and Superman walk in on the conversation.
"What just because it has a story about you and him kissing, doesn't mean that it's life scaring!" Wally shouts.
"Yea, but it does have a whole ton of crack and I seriously do not need the entire League reading this junk!" Robin shouts back.
"Yea, and it pairs me and Baywatch here, which is totally not correct!" Artemis adds on.
"It calls me and M'gann SuperMartian, which is a strange name." Conner says.
"That's your Shipping name Supey, we already explained that to you. Besides it's not as bad as BirdFlash, I mean really!" Wally says still shouting, the mentors look at each other with amused faces at the whole conversation.
"No, unless I am somehow gay, which I'm not, these stories are just that, made up fiction for fangirls to die and scream over." Kaldur says looking at a story that pairs him and Superboy together.
"No, but I do like the Robtanna stories, they are quite adorable together!" Megan squeals after reading one. Robin blushes and hides his face at her comment.
A few minutes later, with a whole lot of bickering reavealing to the mentors the Gayness of the stories...
"Hey kiddos, what'cha looking at?" Flash zooms over grabbing the laptop out of Wally's arms.
"Gah! Uncle BARRY, don't READ THAT! NO!" Wally shouts as he opens a story up.
"Hmm, interesting, since when are you gay Wally?" He says smirking, he hands the laptop over to Batman who reads it looking quite smug. Robin groans in embarrassment as both of them stare at the two boys.
"Fan fiction?" Batman says deadpanning the whole thing. He shows Superman, who laughs at the page. The protégés all turn bright red and try to make excuses to leave.
"Oh I just remembered that I have an archery club to go to at my school, BYE!" Artemis with that runs like a mad Batman is chasing her to the zeta-tubes and gets out of the cave.
"I agreed to meet with my king, good bye." Kaldur leaves shortly afterwards stiffly I might add.
"Megan didn't you need someone to help you with your cookies?" Conner asks, Megan nods and drags him off. All that was left were the two boys both trying to hide from their mentors amused gazes.
"Do I need to give you guys the talk again?" Barry asks the two boys, who both look horrified and try to back away only to back into Superman.
"NO! IT WAS ROBIN'S FAULT, HE SHOWED ME THE SIGHT FIRST, and DON'T KILL ME I'm too young to die!" Wally immediately crumbles under the Batglare and hides behind Robin.
"Wow, thanks a lot for the back up Wally, great to know I have a friend who can back me up." Robin says sidestepping away from Wally, leaving him out in the open.
"Robin." Is all Batman needs to say before Robin blushes a ton and stammers.
"I found it, thought it looked interesting, Wally pestered me into showing him, I did and it went downhill from there. Not Gay promise." Robin looks downright terrified at the prospect that Batman would give him the talk.
"Do you think we need to give them the talk Barry?" Batman asks with an unusual amount of smugness. They hear a rush of wind and both Robin and Wally had disappeared.
"That should teach them to read junk like that, nice one Bruce." Barry slaps Batman's back and the threesome all start laughing at the stupidity of their protégés and leave to go to the Watchtower.
Was that good for you fangirls? Sorry if it's not as good as the first chapter, kinda ran out of ideas. Anywho, the most current episode was amazing BATFAMILY KICKS BUTT oh yea, and what is with M'gann and killing the Kroletains I mean really? Anyone know what she does to them and why no one except Kon-El or her uncle questions her! I am going to stop ranting now…. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAYS LESBIANS TRANSGENDERALS OR BISEXUALS, OR ANYONE WHO LIKES YAOI just not my cup of tea.