Ok this idea is from for my Fan What? story. Hopefully it's ok.
Robin: I'm going to be killed aren't I?
Me: -Gasp- WHY on earth would you think that Robbiepoo? –grabs Robin and kisses him a ton-
Kid Flash: WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE GIRLS! -mubble grumble-
Robin: It's good to have the "GODDAMN BATMAN" as a mentor! And you don't got no swager WallMan–grins evilly and sneaks away-
Kid Flash: I so do have SWAGGER I have more than you'll ever have -runs off-
Me: Ok... well while they settle that arguement - I do not own Young Justice or anything really; to bad if I did I would have Nightwing have flashbacks to his past!
What the H. E. Double Hockey Sticks!
The day had been pretty good; despite the fact that the team was now reading fanfiction like there was no tomorrow. They had discovered it a few weeks ago, and now they were busy reading, commenting and trolling each other over it.
"GAH, why would they pair me up with Batman, he's my mentor I would never be gay with him! AND he's way older than me!" Robin says after reading a particularly detailed and graphic story of him and Batman as Yaoi. Artemis laughs at the Boy Wonder's expression. She had found and read that story and had decided to show it to him.
"I know poor Robbie gets paired up with ever single person on the Justice League, and everyone on this team." Wally says lounging on the couch next to Robin reading a particularly good story about him and Artemis. Not that he would ever admit he liked her because he most defiantly didn't.
"I do not!"
"Do too."
"I SO DO NOT!" Robin shouts flushing bright red. Suddenly the team hears a scream of horror and shock come from Miss Martian's room. They immediately rush over to see what was wrong.
"What's going-"
"On? Are you-"
"Ok? Did something bad-"
"Happen?" Superboy finishes off; the Martian was staring at her computer in horror. She points to the page and the team comes over.
"I clicked on it since it looked interesting, and this is what it's about!" She stammers then begins to sob.
"Why are you…? OH MY GOD, what perverted person would write that?" Wally shouts after reading the page.
"Gods, that is was to descriptive, no way that should be rated T more like MA!" Artemis says in shock. Kaldur and Superboy both lean in and read the page.
"It is most disturbing." Is all Kaldur can ma age to say.
"That's creepy." Robin walks over to the computer, but Miss Martian quickly exits off the page nervously.
"What's perverted, too descriptive, disturbing, and creepy? Why did you exit off, it can't be that bad." Robin says folding his arms and staring.
"It was um… really descriptive…. erh…." Is all Megan says before ducking her head.
"What was it about?" Robin asks curiously.
"You."
"Ok, what was the plot line? I mean I've read some pretty disturbing stories on that site, so it can't be that bad." Robin says placing a comforting hand on the Martian's shoulder.
"Uh, Dude you do not want to know. It would mentally scar you for life." Wally quickly says, Megan gives him a grateful smile in return.
"Uh, forget what happened to me? Nothing can mentally scar me for life more than that Wally." Robin says coolly and with a tone that clearly states don't try your luck.
"It was about the Joker and uh…" Artemis says quietly. Robin turns to her and give her a look that states go on.
"Joker he captured the team." Kaldur adds on.
"Uh huh, then what? I've read some pretty well written Joker captures us and then tortures me minutes within death, Batman appears out of nowhere and beats the crap out of him and we all go home stories, they are quite amuzing to read. I like to see how fans percive Joker." Robin says nonchalantly. The team stares in shock.
"What?" Wally says.
"Besides Joker nearly killed me once, and trust me that wasn't pleasant." Robin continues.
"I can only imagine." Kaldur says solemly.
"Joker he beats you with a crowbar and says it's his paintbrush." Conner speaks up.
"Yea, he does say that a lot, gets boring though."
"Joker stabs you then hits you a lot with a crowbar then beats you and then takes your blood and smears it on us, it was really graphic on the torture part. Also it was really disturbing because the person who wrote it made you scream and you know act terrified and not like yourself." Megan says in a huge breath.
"Ah. I see." Robin says, he goes into a thoughtful expression. The team waits anxiously for his thoughts.
"Well?" Artemis snaps.
"Well what?" He replies.
"You aren't disturbed by this?" She says dumbfounded.
"No, because it's happened before, except it was much bloodier and I almost died. Besides I've read that story before, it's called Holy Bloody Bird Batman*. It's actually in my personal opinion really well written." Robin says casually, he then walks out and leave the team in shock.
How was that? Sorry if it's not as good, but I did try my best, writter's block is such a pain sometimes. Ideas? Read my story Tidbits of Wisdom for more Robin centric stories. Thanks a ton!
*NOT A REAL STORY as far as I am aware of, and If it is then that's NOT THE PLOT, and if it is the plot, THEN I'VE NEVER READ IT IN MY LIFE AND NO WAY DID I COPY IT!