Ok this is the story request by Toughgirlsruletheworld87, to have Wally read a story about Artemis/Robin where they do IT. Don't worry no descriptive details will be described just the mention that's all and it will remain T! So do not worry this is just about Wally's Reaction. Oh yea and I hope this isn't as bad as I believe it's going to turn out to be.
Disclaimer: What begins with Fan and ends with Fiction oh yea SOMETHING I DON"T OWN IDOIT LAWYERS!
ROBIN YOU D***!
"ROBIN I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!" Wally shouts one afternoon. This startled most of the people in the cave considering the fact that Robin and Wally were as close as brothers (to some it would be more). They go to the location of the shout and see Wally staring at a computer screen in absolute horror.
"Wally what is wrong?" Megan asks. "I wasn't reading your mind but I felt extreme anger. What did Robin do?"
"IT he did IT! Well he sent me this email about him doing IT with-" Wally turns a bright shade of red and stop talking.
"Doing what?" Conner asks looking confused.
"IT! IT! Gah!" Wally says exasperated. Conner gives him a weird look.
"Baywatch either say what IT is or don't bother us with your petty squabbles." Artemis snaps at him.
"Yes, if you are angry at Robin and are not telling us why then we have no reason to get involved." Kaldur says slowly.
"Hey guys wassu- EEPS!" Robin walks into the room and yelps as Wally tackles him to the ground yelling at the top of his lungs.
"ROBIN YOU PERVERT! YOU'RE ONLY 13 HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU DO THAT IT'S DISGUSTING! YOU ARE SUCH A D***!" Wally shouts on the top of his lungs wrestling the raven haired boy. Robin looks shocked at Wally's words.
"Well duh I'm a D*** idiot!" He snaps angrily and jams his knee into the speedster's gut causing Wally to let go with a yelp of pain.
"Robin! Stop you are injuring your friend!" Megan cries helplessly, of course Robin ignores her.
"STOP IT!" Conner growls, both of the boys stop and Robin takes the opportunity to get out of Wally's reach.
"What the HELL is the matter with you Wally! How on earth am I a pervert?" Robin's voice cracks and the last part comes higher than he originally expected. He coughs nervously.
"THAT IS HOW YOU'RE A PERVERT! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED PUBERTY YET AND YOU'RE DOING IT!" Wally shouts on the top of his lungs, when he mentions puberty Robin flushes deeply.
"I so TOO have hit puberty. Way to be mature Wally, way to be gusting and keeping it PG might I add!" Robin says, he voice cracks again on too but this time he ignores it.
"What on earth are you fighting about anyway?" Artemis says giving Wally a glare that was almost as bad as the Batglare, not exactly but pretty close.
"You should know! You did IT too!" Wally says pointing a finger at Artemis accusingly.
"HUH? Don't go blaming me for your obvious hormonal problems Wally!" She says in a deadly whisper.
"What are all of you fighting about?" Kaldur asks again this time sounding annoyed.
"Wally apparently believes I did something with Artemis that makes me a…" Robin says but then trails off looking horrified.
"HA so you admit you did IT with Artemis!" Wally says smugly.
"He did WHAT with ME?" Artemis says looking angry and confused.
"Think Arty, someone that would make me a pervert since your two years older than I am, and something that when we were kids we would cringe at the mention of it. The TALK ring any bells?" Robin says hesitantly.
"WHAT?" The archer was now even more livid than usual. She rushes over to Wally and begins strangling him.
"Artemis please, whatever Wally has done to offend you is no reason to choke him!" Megan says panicking.
"Yea –choke- it was your decision –choke- it's not like I said that you had to do IT." Wally tries to say but Artemis shakes him in a strangle hold and he shuts up.
"What is this IT everyone is spazing out over?" Conner says looking more confused than ever.
"Uh… Canary hasn't given you the Talk yet has she?" Robin says dejectedly.
"The Talk?"
"Yea it's the thing that adults give to kids when they uh…" Robin looks embarrassed.
"It's the talk about Sex and how your body changes Conner." Canary appears having watched the entire argument between Wally, Artemis and Robin decides to intervene before someone was seriously maimed or injured.
"Oh. I learned that from the G-gnomes at Cadmus." He says sounding uninterested.
"Wally why do you think that Artemis and Robin had sex?" At the mention of this Robin immediately jumps away from Artemis blushing a whole ton. Artemis looks embarrassed and drops the speedster who had been turning a lovely shade of blue. Wally begins massaging his throat and gasping for air.
"Robin sent me an email saying he did it with Artemis." Wally says casually.
"Can I see this email?" Canary asks. Wally nods and rushes to get his laptop. He returns and shows the page to Canary who frowns. "Robin did you send this to Wally?" She shows the laptop to Robin who reads the email then bursts into a fit of laughter and begins rolling on the floor. Everyone gives him weird looks as they wait for him to stop.
"Oh. –laughing - That? Gods Wally it was a prank, Artemis and I set that up, since we found a story on Fanfiction about us having sex. Wow I didn't think you'd take it seriously!" Robin says gasping for breath and whipping his eyes.
"WHAT?" Wally shouts angrily.
"Hehe… oops." Robin says without guilt.
"OH YOU HAD BETTER RUN NINJA BOY BECAUSE I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU!" With that Robin dashes out of the room followed by Wally.
"Should we stop him?" Megan asks concerned for the safety of the team's youngest member.
"Nah, Robin's faced Joker with a broken arm, Two-Face with the flu and Clayface when it was 100 degrees, I think he can handle and angry speedster." Canary says casually.
"Yes, Robin is very durable." Kaldur comments after hearing a noise in the vents, probably Robin hiding from Wally, and Wally shouting Robin's name.
"Huh, now the question is why on earth was he reading a story like that?" Canary asks facing Artemis.
"Uh… I was reading it and was disgusted Robin found me reading it asked to see it, read it, then suggested we prank Wally with it." Artemis replies nervously.
"Huh." Is all Canary says. The team spends the rest of the day trying to ignore Wally's screams of anger and the noise of someone in the air vents. Robin eventually came out, that is when Batman showed up at 10pm and Wally was passed out on the couch. Batman looks at his partner who was covered in dust.
"Do I want to know what happened?" He asks smirking.
"Uh no…" Robin replies slyly.
"You'll tell me when we get home?" Batman says.
"Yup." Batman nods and the two leave, but not before Robin draws a mustache on Wally's face in permanent marker. Let's just say a certain speedster wasn't very happy, and a certain bird didn't show up at the cave for a whole week.
I know that was bad, I am truly sorry for the horror. Yea. I based this off of an argument my two friends at school had. The first friend is boy obsessed and said she wanted to have sex with a cute guy. Second friend totally spazed out and yea I was stuck watching them fight for 2 hours. NOT FUN. Anyway Review? If you've got ideas please share them cause I take requests for stories, sorry no slash allowed, bromance yes slash no, I don't do slash! Sorries! =) Gusting opposite of Disgusting! I am like Robin since I play around with English language and create new words, when I was younger I used to call crutches crunches weird right?