It's Like 20 Questions, But it's Not

by GamerRCL0505

Well, that really is a mouthful... So, I've brought this story back from the grave, because frankly, I missed it. So, here it is! This is a prequel to The Ten Question Questionnaire

4. Ethan Ramsey

Authors Note: I don't own Portal or Portal 2. This is going off the idea in which all the characters were once in Aperture. By the way, each question will be answered by one of the major characters… Enjoy! Oh one more thing, The interview core is based off of Machinma's The Underground Series.

It's Like 20 Questions, But it's not

"Hello good people of Aperture, and welcome back to The Underground!" The Interview Core started happily. "Today's guest is- I'm sorry, who are you again?"

"Ethan." The blue-eyed man paused, "Dr. Ethan Ramsey."

"Right, right. So, time for another viewer-submitted question. This one comes from the defect in Test Chamber 6. The question is as follows: If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?" He looked expectantly at the scientist.

"Well, logically speaking, I would obviously try and gather all the necessary components for my survival, and make sure there are enough survivors with me to repopulate. Otherwise, there would be no point in spending the day in anyway whatsoever."

"What? What if you were just going to die, what then?" The Core asked.

"Well, in that case I would try to live as I normally do as much as I possibly could." Ethan responded, blue eyes blinking calculatingly.

"You're just the life of the party, aren't you?" The Core sighed sarcastically.

"No, that's preposterous, seeing as parties are not living and/or sentient beings in any way."

The Core blinked in disbelief. "Are you kidding me?" He turned to Anthony and whispered, "You got that claw working yet?"

"Yeah, I got it set up after it dropped my Step-brother Ryan into the incinerator." Anthony replied quietly.

"Oh, uh, sorry to hear buddy. But the claw being functional is good. Get him out of here!" The newly introduced claw lowered and pushed Ethan to the door, unceremoniously kicking him out.

A/N And something we've learned from this is that I'm horrible at keeping my word… Ah fuck it, I'll write when I want, it's better to not make promises. (Because you can't break something that was never made ;3)