Chapter 6: Madara

A/N: I made a mistake in the last chapter with the picture Itachi and Sasuke are twin brothers in this. Sorry.

And it also takes me ages to write chapter because I'm a slow writer.

Deidara was woken up from a loud crashing sound coming from the lounge room. He had no idea what time it is but it was somewhere around 12:00am.

"What's going on, un," Deidara said looking around drowsily.

Sasuke groaned "Madara's home."

"SHAAAASHGAAAY, TAAAACHIIII, I'M HOME!!!!" Madara yelled.

"I FUCKING KNOW!" Sasuke replied angrily.

"Sasuke don't yell, you know that will only upset him," A voice said coming from the door.

"Well then maybe he shouldn't come home a three in the fucking morning and wake everyone up then Itachi," Sasuke snapped glaring at his twin brother 'well there was his answerer for what time it was' Deidara thought to himself.

"Don't act like it's my fault, now get up before he brakes something else," Itachi said walking off not waiting for a reply.

"Fine," Sasuke muttered pushing himself of the bed and walking towards the door, "You can stay in bed if you want," He said looking at Deidara.

"No it's fine I'll come, un," The blond said getting up and following the Uchiha down the hall.

"You'll probably regret it," Sasuke muttered.

Deidara and Sasuke arrived in the lounge room to see a very drunk Madara leaning on the couch to support his weight.

"HALLO SHAAASHGAAAAY," Madara said waving madly with a stupid grin.

"I told you not to call me that," Sasuke growled glaring at the taller teen.

"But that's your name you stupid boy," Madara slurred looking over at Deidara his grin increasing.

"Does Skashgay have a pretty girl friend?" Madara asked receiving a death glare from the blond.

"I'm not a girl, un I'm a boy," Deidara snapped crossing his arms over his chest.

"Well you don't look like it," Madara said and Sasuke laughed.

"I'm going home, un," Deidara said glaring at both Uchiha's angrily walking towards the front door only to be grabbed by Madara.

"Nooooo Dei-chan you have to watch a movie with meeee," Madara said dragging the blond back over to the couch.

"How do you know my name, un?" Deidara asked slightly creeped out.

"I know everyone's name Dei-chan," Madara replied.

"Madara he's not watching a movie with you, it's three in the morning, now you're going to bed," Sasuke said pointing towards Madara's room.

"Yes he is Shashgay, are you worried I'm going to steal you're bo- girlfriend?" Madara asked stupidly while Deidara blushed and glared at Madara.

"Were not going out Madara and Deidara's a boy," Sasuke snapped.

"Oh then you wont mind if I did this," Madara said leaning forward and kissing the blond, Deidara's eyes widened then pulled away quickly.

"MADARA HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!?" Sasuke yelled at the drunken Uchiha.

"A lot, I could always kiss someone else" Madara replied grabbing the other Uchiha's Shirt collar and kissing him as well. Sasuke pulled back immediately shoving the older Uchiha back.

"Madara you fucking retard were related!" Sasuke yelled.

"And?" Madara asked as if there was nothing wrong with it.

"It's called incest and aren't you going out with Zetsu?" Sasuke asked.

"Zetsu doesn't care as long as I don't sleep with them," Madara said pouting slightly, "Now watch a movie with me or I'll do it again."

"Fine," Sasuke muttered.

Madara got off the couch and crawled DVD stand pulling out one of the movies, "Lets' watch Broke Back Mountain."

"No I hate that's movie," Sasuke said.

"Yes," Madara said.

"No,"

"Yes,"

"NO!" Madara pushed over the DVD stand.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Madara yelled.

"FINE!" Sasuke snapped.

"I knew you'd agree with," Madara replied cheerfully.

"Shut up, I'm going to bed," Itachi muttered.

"Noooooooo, you have to watch to Taaaaachi-chan," Madara nagged pulling Itachi onto the couch so he was sitting next to him. Madara walked over to the DVD player and turned it and the TV on and inserted the disk. Within five minutes of the movie Madara turned it off.

"Whose Idea was it to watch this stupid movie its three in the morning I'm going to bed," He said walking off down the hall to his room.

Deidara stared after the older Uchiha in almost shock; he was the one who had suggested the movie.

"No offense, but what is wrong with him, un?" Deidara asked.

"NOTHING!!!" Madara yelled back just as he walked into his room.

"He's been like that since the day I met him," Sasuke muttered.

"He has multiple personality disorder," Itachi said walking towards his own room, "Sasuke's just too stupid to remember."

Sasuke growled standing up and started walking toward the other Uchiha. Deidara grabbed his arm pulling him back slightly.

"Just ignore him, un," Deidara said glaring after the other Uchiha, "he's just a stupid bastard," receiving a smirk from Itachi.

"Come on Deidara we have school tomorrow," Sasuke said getting up with Deidara following shortly after.

When they got back to the room Deidara flopped onto the couch he was sleeping on, while the Uchiha went to his own bed.

"Don't get on Itachi's bad side," Deidara heard the raven haired teen say through the darkness of the room.

"What, un?" Deidara asked slightly confused.

"Just don't, Naruto found out the hard way," The Uchiha said "And I don't want it to happen again."

"Ok, un," Deidara replied sleepily. Deidara thought back to his first day of school when he'd got on Itachi's bad side and ended up getting his head slammed into the stadium wall, so not getting on his bad side was probably a little late.

The blond yawned tiredly not really wanting to think about things anymore and fell asleep shortly after.

Ok tell me what you thought of this chapter it didn't take me as long as I thought it would to write it.