A/N: Remember, if you want to write that story please contact me... also I should mention that if you do while your preparing to write it, you'll find out special spoiler for a new recurring character... and no... it has nothing to do with what Kousagi sees in this chapter... that's something else... so please contact me!
Chapter 2: Attack of the Pantyhose Monster
A young man was walking down a road cursing his luck… his luck was his name and his was… Pantyhose Taro… now you must wondering what kind of person would name him that… probably Jiraiya or Happosai… well it was Happosai for this was the World of Chaos (and Jiraiya is sane when it comes to naming things… he is a writer after all). Due to certain reasons he will just be referred as Taro to avoid certain… Things…
"Hey! Are you Pantyhose Taro!" yelled a voice.
He turned around and yelled out "Don't call me that!" he saw two girls one that had orange hair and one that had blonde hair, both of them wearing the color of their hair, "Who are you any ways?"
"I'm Pumpkin!" said the girl in orange with a little girl-like giggle.
"And I'm Goldie." Said the girl in yellow.
"You came here for a fight?" he asked.
"No… we came to make a deal." Said the two with evil smirks, "How would like to join our group."
"What group would that be?" asked Taro.
"We're a interdimensional group that's trying to get rid of a group known as the Sailor Senshi." Said Goldie, "You're an aquatic of two of the members… one of them is Ranma Satome… you in?"
"So what your group's name?" asked Taro.
"We are known as the Rainbow Brigade!" said Pumpkin happily while clapping her hands.
This made Taro sweat drop…
"Our leader is rather… eccentric…" said Goldie, "Trust me… despite our group's name we are completely serious about this…"
Sometime later in the World of Chaos, the name was living it up to it's name in the Tendo Dojo as it was chaotic at that point…
"Great back here you freak!" yelled Ranma-Chan.
Ranma-Chan, Sasuke, Luffy and Zoro were currently chasing Happosai… why? Because Akane is making them… she's one very scary girl.
"Try to catch me cross dressers!" yelled Happosai.
"Excuse me!" came a blonde girl in pigtail who was for no apparent reason… wearing a bathing suit… Happosai practically flew to her chest and began to grope her.
"No what's a pretty thing like you doing here?" asked Happosai.
"You fell for it." Said the girl… there was a puff of smoke revealing the girl… was Naruto the whole time… Happosai fell to the ground in shock.
"Great job Naruto…" said Ranma-Chan and then all 5 of them proceed to beat him up.
However… Happosai escaped… and then threw a Happo Fire Burst at them…
"Okay… that was pointless…" said Ranma-Chan coughing up a small cloud of smoke.
After getting cleaned up quickly (and Ranma turning back into a man)… thee guys were heading to Snack Shack… when Nabiki stopped them.
"Hey Ranma… I need to ask you something." Said Nabiki.
"Okay…" sighed Ranma, "You guys can go ahead with out me."
"See you there." Said Luffy waving bye.
Ranma followed Nabiki to the living room… where there was an embarrassed looking Luna and Artemis (Luna asked to especially see him)… Kousagi, Kasumi and Akane were in the room.
"What's going on?" asked Ranma.
"Your going to explain to Kousagi what she saw!" said Nabiki.
This made everyone in the room but Ranma and Nabiki sweat drop.
"So that's why she brought him here?" they said.
"What did she see?" asked Ranma.
Sometime later Ranma with Kousagi on his shoulders was walking to the Snack Shack.
"So they were…" said Ranma.
"Yes… Luna's in heat…." Said Kousagi, "It was Aunty Nabiki's idea for you to tell me… Kasumi Mama and Aunty Akane know I know about those things."
"You have memories from your past lives…" said Ranma.
Kousagi nodded…
They got to the Snack Shack to find, Amber, Ruby, Aquamarine, Sea and Specs laughing.
"You told them about new enemy didn't you?" asked Ranma.
"The Rainbow Brigade?" asked Amber laughing, "What made them name it that!"
"So what did Nabiki talk to you about?" asked Zoro.
"Oh nothing." Said Ranma.
"Luna's in heat and I saw some things… and Aunty Nabiki wanted Uncle Ranma to explain things to me." Said Kousagi which made everyone sweat drop.
"Heheh… Rainbow Brigade…" said Amber.
"So Zeno and Orochimaru joined them… interesting." Said Sea.
"They said they were going to get an enemy from each world…" said Ranma.
"I wonder who their going to get from here." Said Amber, "Then again I'm hopping Happosai…"
"Why Happosai?" asked Sasuke.
"I want to see him and Jiraiya duke it out… you know… to see who's the better perv." Said Amber.
"Oh come on! I doubt anyone would want to see that fight." Said Aquamarine.
Ruby began to blush slightly, "You want to see that fight too… don't you?" asked Aquamarine.
"Yeah…" said Ruby.
"How many people do you think would want to join the Rainbow Brigade?" asked Zoro.
Ranma shrugged, he had too many strange enemies.
That's when there were many crashes…
"That flying Minotaur is back!" yelled a random town's person outside the restaurant.
"Flying Minotaur?" asked everyone else but Ranma.
"Great…" muttered Ranma.
They got out to find what looked to be a dark brown flying minotaur with an eel for a tail, wings and what looked to be octopus tentacles on his back.
"What the hell is that thing!" yelled Naruto.
"Can someone get hot water?" asked Ranma.
"Oh I get what that is..." said Aquamarine.
Aquamarine went into the restaurant and came back with a hot water kettle… just when the monster laded in front them, the monster seemed to smirk... when it was suddenly hit by Aquamarine's kettle, the hot water splashed all over him… turning the monster into a human.
"A Jusenkyo Curse… figures…" thought the others.
When the stream cleared they saw a naked Taro, giving the older girls a nose bleed.
"Well isn't it the pantyhose freak." Said Ranma with a smirk.
"You want to start something cross dresser!" yelled Taro.
The two began to fight childishly…
"Let's just get inside." Said Zoro with a seat drop.
"This will last for a while." Said Sasuke.
"Hold it!" yelled a voice.
That's when Goldie (with Tissues in her nose) chopped Taro in the head.
"Look Pantyhose Taro, we have a job to do…" said Goldie.
"Don't call me that!" yelled Taro.
"But it's your real name isn't it?" asked Pumpkin.
"Don't call me!" yelled Taro glaring at Pumpkin.
"That's his real name?" asked Naruto with a sweat drop.
"Oh I heard about him! The Oompa Loompa washed him in Junky after he was born and as per his tribe's tradition… the person who washes him names him!" said Kousagi.
"That's true…" said Ranma with a sweat drop, "And only the freak can change his name."
That made everyone sweat drop even more.
"Let's just go!" said Zoro.
"This is too weird." Said Sasuke.
"Hold it Sailor Senshi!" yelled Pumpkin.
All of them went back into the restaurant, including Ranma.
"Don't tell me…" said Ranma.
"I'm Pumpkin!" said Pumpkin.
"And I'm Goldie." Said Goldie.
"And we're member of the Rainbow Brigade!" cheered Pumpkin doing a pose.
"Why was I partnered up with her again?" asked Goldie with a sweat drop.
"I have no idea…" said Pantyhose Taro.
"So you choose the Pantyhose Freak as my enemy…" said Ranma with a sweat drop, "Figures…"
"I'll do it!" said Kousagi taking out her communicator, "We need everyone right now at the snack shack!"
"Right!" came a chorus of voices from the communicator.
"Okay time to transform!" said Naruto.
"Mars Cosmic Power!"
"Jupiter Cosmic Power!"
"Venus Cosmic Power!"
"Juno Cosmic Power!"
"Pallas cosmic Power!"
"Cosmic Moon Power!"
All of them transformed into their Senshi forms.
"So Ranma… your more of a cross dresser than I thought." Said Taro.
"Shut up!" yelled Ranma.
"Gladly." Said Taro splashing himself with cold water.
"So what spring did he fall into?" asked Sailor Juno.
"Spring of Drowned Yeti-riding-ox-while-holding-crane-and-eel." Said Sailor Jupiter.
"That doesn't explain the tentacles…" said Sailor Pallas.
"He later fell into Spring of Drowned Octopus." Said Sailor Jupiter.
"How can an octopus drown?" asked Sailor Mars.
Sailor Jupiter shrugged, she honestly didn't know.
"Either way! Go my Crystal Bright!" said Goldie as she took out a yellow Crystal and a yellow monster appeared.
"Your monsters are called Crystal Bright?" asked Specs trying not to laugh.
"Shut up! All of you… Youma, Jouji and Mangai do sound way cooler than Crystal Bright but still… you have not right to make fun of them!"
This made the villains that were there sweat drop… that's also when the other Senshi, Zatch, Pikachu, Hyde and Doll arrive.
"So this is the Rainbow Brigade!" said Doll who began to laugh.
"Hey don't laugh at us you Loli Goth!" yelled Goldie.
"Hey! Don't dis the Gothic Lolita look!" yelled Doll.
"Hey… um… which is the monster?" asked Sailor Vesta.
"The yellow one…" said Sailor Ceres, "The other one is just their ally."
The yellow monster began to spark with electricity…
"Oh Yay… that's going to work…" said Goldie sarcastically.
"Why won't it work." Said Pumpkin.
The monster was about to punch Sailor Cosmos Moon when Sailor Mars go in the way… the punch barely did anything.
"That…" said Goldie.
"Oh… he's a Rubber Man…" said Pumpkin.
Taro raised an eyebrow due to the fact he couldn't talk.
"He took bite of a magical fruit." Said Pumpkin with a shrug.
"Flaming Gum Gum Gattling!"
"Mercury Ice Wave!"
"Flower Chi Roar!"
"Golden Spiraling Shuriken!"
"Double Elemental Punch!"
All of the attacks hit the attacks hit at once.
"Ash! Watch me!" said Sailor Cosmos Moon.
Sailor Cosmos Moon summoned her pink heard transformation thing, she tossed in the air and witch began to hover…
"Please… change!" she thought.
The heart turned into a sliver colored broach and attached itself to Kousagi's chest.
"Cosmos Moon Prism Power! Make-up!"
There wasn't any change in costume, which made everyone sweat drop…
"That doesn't matter." Said Sailor Cosmos Moon who summoned her wand, it changed shape to what seemed to be a wand made out of some sort of Crystal with a pink star on top.
"Cosmos Moon Shining Star!"
She began to spin a lot and a power pink bema of energy hit the monster destroying it in yellow light.
"Damn it!" said Goldie.
"Come on Pantyhose Taro…" said Pumpkin.
Taro glared at Pumpkin…
"Look… now not the time…" said Pumpkin.
Pumpkin and Goldie jumped onto Taro, who began to fly again… then they vanished in yellow and orange lights.
All of them detransformed, "What was that Kousagi?" asked Ash.
"Oh it's how your next power up is going to happen." Said Kousagi, "But don't try it yet… when it's time for your next power you'll know when it happen…"
"I guess…" said Ash rubbing the back of his head.
Sometime later, Ranma, Kousagi and Naruto (who had to pick up Artemis) were walking back to the Tendo Dojo.
"So… that guy was named by a super pervert… I guess I can relate." Said Naruto.
"The Perry Sage named you?" asked Kousagi.
"Yeah, he wrote book years ago that wasn't porn and my parents liked it, which makes him my god father…" said Naruto.
"at least it's a normal sounding." Sad Kousagi.
"Yeah…" said Ranma.
"But I wonder who they will recruit next…" said Kousagi.
"One of them will be some pirate Luffy beat and Ash… that's a hard one…" said Ranma.
"Either way! I'm going to kick their asses!" said Naruto.
"That's Naruto and Ash's job though…" said Kousagi.
"Oh right…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.
Meanwhile in the mysterious HQ of the Rainbow Brigade… Taro (who was human) was meeting with Orochimaru, Zeno and Dufort.
"So you're one of the new guys." Said Zeno.
"Yeah… I heard you have experience when dealing with those Sailor Senshi." Said Taro.
"That's right…" said Orochimaru.
"But I'm sure that next one will be probably be Buggy the Clown…" said Zeno.
"Buggy the Clown?" asked Taro razing an eyebrow.
"Wrong!" said Rouge entering the room with Pumpkin and Goldie.
"He's our back up in case we can't recruit anyone else." Said Goldie.
"The ones recruiting them are going though possible candidates right now." Said Pumpkin.
"I like what they heard about their first choice so far…" said Rouge with an evil smirk, "He actually faked his death just so he wouldn't be a pirate any more..."
Orochimaru and Zeno smirked while Taro nodded, because even though they didn't know who he was… they already liked his style.
Next Time: The Senshi and the Straw Hats team against an old foe that they haven't seen in a while... and he a grudge against Luffy and one of the members of the crew... who is it? Find out next time!