A/N: Remember I don't own Taimu or the new character that appears in this chapter... remember that PEJP! Remember that!
Chapter 15: The Prank War
Tsunade took another sip of Sake while messaged her headache. This was the low point of term as Hokage… and it didn't help that Arashi was laughing either.
"Stop laughing!" yelled Tsunade, "This isn't funny!"
"Oh come Granny! Get a sense of humor." Said Arashi.
Tsunade "lightly" smacked him on the head…
"Okay… here's a list." Said Tsunade, "First off this clown put instead Spring of Drowned products in the Hot spring District…"
(Flashback)
Screams roared thought out the hot springs district… and it was wasn't the usual "Oh my god! Jiraiya is peeping on us screams!"
These were screams of pure terror…
"What the!" said Jiraiya looking on the woman seeing only men screaming in terror because they when they went into the water, it was some how corrupted by Jusenkyo's spring of drowned man…
"This doesn't look good…" said Jiraiya.
That's when he heard several feminine screams coming from the men's bath, which made him giggle, "Okay… that looks good…"
Jiraiya entered the baths knowing they were really men so it would be fine.
"What's going on here?" he demanded.
Half of the men turned woman considered showing off the Jiraiya (being fans of make-out Paradise) others wanted to push him in… fortunately a certain Anbu that that nobody liked pushed him in.
"Honestly Pervy Sage! You better than anyone of us know what's going on!" yelled a now female Sai.
Jiraiya resurfaced and a rather attractive older woman with pale red hair resurfaced, "Great…" she said.
(End of flashback)
"Good thing it was that instant stuff Naruto told us about." Said Arashi, "It might be funny, but I do feel sorry Ranma."
"Okay… here's another… somehow replacing Tenten's clothes with a bikini." Said Tsunade.
(Flashback)
Tenten and Neji were walking down a street to where they were supposed to meet Guy and Lee when they hear laughter. They saw a Clown sitting on top of a building.
"Who are you?" asked Neji.
"I am only known as Hakushi." Said the Clown.
That's when there was a strange just of wind and Tenten found her self in a skimpy pink bikini.
"What the…" whispered Tenten.
Neji was staring, blushing bright red.
"Neji you pervert!" yelled Tenten who began to beat him.
Hakushi the clown laughed as Tenten beat Neji to a bloody pulp.
(End of Flashback)
"Poor Neji…" sighed Tsunade looking at the medical report, it was a quick heal.
"Oh come on… Neji's not a pervert…" said Arashi, "Well not yet… he hasn't reached his teenaged "I just realized what I can do with my Byakugan" faze."
"Oh come on… he's not the type." Said Tsunade.
"Say that to his uncle." Said Arashi.
"Here's one you reported…" said Tsunade.
"Oh man…" sighed Arashi.
(Flashback)
Naruto, Opal and Arashi were going to Ichiraku of their once a week breakfast there when they arrived they saw Ayame and Teuchi had grim looks on their faces.
"Old man, what's wrong?" asked Arashi.
"Someone stole all of the ramen ingredients." Said Teuchi.
"What!" yelled Naruto.
"It cant' be!" yelled Arashi.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" the two shouted as they went into the fetal position.
"Naruto-Niichan! Daddy! Please! It's going to be okay! Really!" cried Opal.
This made the father and daughter ramen makers sweat drop.
(End of Flashback)
"We need to gather every single ninja we can…" said Arashi.
"I know…" agreed Tsunade.
And so they sent out for all available ninja, whether they be Jonin, Chunin or Genin all the ninja gathered in the meeting room.
"As you know we're currently being attacked with pranks that dwarves the Obito Sugar High by far." Said Arashi.
Many of the older ninja shuddered while there were a few chuckles.
"The Obito Sugar High?" asked Sakura.
Arashi sighed, "It was a long time ago… you see it my lover's birthday and I invited my team not knowing that my late student Obito was not allowed to eat sugar… he sort of went nuts with the cake and ice cream… and eat any other sweets I had in the mansion and well… he was so sugar high he prank anyone who crossed his path. It ended when he finally crashed after about a week… he was pretty much in a coma for a week."
This made the younger generation of Ninja sweat drop… except for Sasuke who heard that story many times.
"That's why my parents never allowed me sugar…" said Sasuke.
"I see…" said Sakura with a sweat drop.
"Now I noticed that both Choji and Ino don't have missions… where are they?" asked Tsunade.
"Well about Ino… he did something to Ino's food that made her gain weight like crazy and since Ichiraku doesn't have any of that diet ramen right now she refuses to leave the house." Said Inoichi.
"Then what about Choji." Said Arashi.
That's when Choji was for some reason dressed in a white shirt and green pants burst though a nearby wall… and for some reason he fighting violently with a giant yellow chicken. The two then crashed though another wall.
"Okay…" said Sakura.
"Where do you get a giant chicken from?" asked Naruto.
"I have no idea…" said Sai.
"Troublesome…" sighed Shikamaru, "I hope it has nothing to with an expired coupon."
"Now…" said Tsunade, "How do we deal with this clown."
"About that." Said Asuma, "You see… um… he has henchmen."
"Why? What happened?" asked Tsunade.
"You see…" said Kurenai.
(Flashback)
Asuma and Kurenai were walking down the street when it began to rain pieces of paper down.
"What's this." Said Kurenai picking one up and gasped.
"What is it?" asked Asuma who then saw the pictures.
It was of them… but in order to not say what it is… well… it a little graphic.
They looked up and saw many people doing it.
"We're with Hakushi! Remember that!" said one of them.
"Oh man… this so embarrassing…" sighed Kurenai.
(End of Flashback)
"So you guys are a couple?" asked Arashi razing an eyebrow.
The two blushed… while almost everyone in the room exchanged money due to bets that were made whether or not they were a couple.
"Just how many of you made bets!" yelled Asuma.
"Okay this is serious…" said Tsunade, "We need to come up with a plan."
"I think what's best is that we try our best to ignore it." Said Shikamaru, "Eventually the guy will get bored, I mean it's harmless…"
Everyone who was pranked glared at Shikamaru.
"Yeah… that will work…" said Kiba.
Shikamaru sighed "Troublesome…" then said "Maybe we should get someone else to handle this… someone who knows about pranks."
"So you mean fighting fire with fire?" asked Iruka.
"Exactly." Said Shikamaru.
That's when Arashi began to laugh which made everyone sweat drop, "I have the best idea! I will handle it…"
"Great…" thought everyone who was Arashi's actual age and older… those that knew him in his childhood.
"I will handle him! But I'll need help… Naruto!" said Arashi.
"All right! I will gladly help." Said Naruto.
That's when who ever didn't have sweat drops before gained them… and those that did they got bigger.
""Okay… we'll still need help…" said Arashi, "Get your sister…"
"Right!" said Naruto.
"I need some sake…" sighed Tsunade.
Meanwhile in Setsuna's apartment…
"So it's okay for me to stay here for a while?" asked Taimu.
"Of course." Said Setsuna, "So where is Dr. Tempo."
"He needs to relax a bit after what happened…" said Taimu who began to chuckle, "I'm just surprised that he's doing that. Even I know those three can out prank him easily…"
Setsuna blinked at Taimu.
Meanwhile at the Rainbow Brigade HQ…
"So that's what's going on at the Village Hidden in the Leaves?" asked Princess Prism trying not to laugh.
"That's right… it's rather embarrassing." Said Violet shaking her head.
"It's worse than the Obito Sugar High…" said Orochimaru who then shivered… he didn't know how that reject of an Uchiha got into his house… all he knew that one time he as arrested that made it seem like that was his… well preference… that was the first incident where people thought that.
"Orochimaru how about you send someone there to check on things." Said Princess Prism.
"As long I don't go there…" said Orochimaru.
Agreed…" said Princess Prism with a sweat drop, "Cerulean… your going as well."
"Okay…" said Cerulean meekly.
In a teahouse in the Village most of the Rookie 9 (minus Naruto, Ino and Choji), Team Guy (minus Lee) and Sai were sitting in the teahouse calmly… well almost Shino was fed some sort of laughing position which made him laugh uncontrollably (which really creeped out everyone around him) and Sakura who was shaking…
"These frogs… just leapt out of the body…" said Sakura.
"What happened?" asked Tenten.
"I was performing an autopsy for Tsunade when the frogs just came out." Said Sakura.
"It's okay… it's over…" said Hinata comforting Sakura.
"This is really getting out of hand…" said Kiba.
"You want to join in don't you?" asked Shikamaru.
"No… no… of course not!" lied Kiba.
Akamaru barked which only Kiba could understand.
"Hey! How do you know I'm lying." Said Kiba.
"This is really (laugh) out of hand" laughed Shino.
"Hey I got I mail…" said someone nearby with their Blackberry, that's when the Song "Never Gonna give you up" began to play, causing everyone to sweat drop.
"Oh no! Someone put moth balls in my beef stew!" yelled someone in the distance.
"This is getting ridiculous…" sighed Neji.
The others nodded…
"I'm going home…" sighed Sasuke.
Sasuke got up and left… he decided to head home… no one would dare prank him there… right?
"Oh Sasuke!" said a voice.
"Oh crap!" thought Sasuke as he turned around.
He saw behind him was Karin and off the side Cerulean.
"It's been a long time…" said Karin.
"Oh no… oh no…" said Sasuke.
Karin walked ever so closer to Sasuke.
The clown Hakushi was watching that's when he tossed a banana peel at Karin as she step towards him… she slipped and landed on him in a certain position…
"Oh Sasuke!" said Karin.
That's when Sasuke screamed bloody murder…
Not too far away Kakashi decided to see what it was…
"What ever that prank it must be really bad." Said Kakashi with a sigh.
He ran towards the sight and found Sasuke crying like a little kid with Karin trying to get closer. Cerulean was still off the to side blushing bright red.
"Excuse me!" said Kakashi.
That earned the attention of the three.
"Thank you…" cried Sasuke.
"So isn't the Copy Ninja…" said Karin getting up.
"And I see your after Sasuke again." Said Kakashi as Sasuke ran behind him, hiding.
"Well we're here to eliminate you after all." Said Karin, "Do it now Cerulean."
"Okay…" said Cerulean, "Come my crystal bright!"
That's when a blue green monster appeared.
Kakashi took out his communicator.
"We need help now! Members of the rainbow Brigade are attacking!" said Kakashi into the communicator.
"Right!" came a chorus of voice.
"Well Sasuke do you think you can transform." Said Kakashi.
"Uh… yeah…" said Sasuke.
"Uranus Cosmic Power!"
"Pallas Cosmic Power!"
"Make-up!"
Both of them transformed into their Senshi forms.
"This interesting…" said Hakushi was laughing while he watched.
That's when a time portal opened up and most of the Senshi along with Zatch, Pikachu, Hyde and Taimu popped out.
"Ow…" said Taimu.
"I told you to brace for the landing." Said Sailor Pluto.
"Yeah, yeah.." said Taimu.
"You should go fight them…" said Cerulean pointing at the Sailor Senshi.
The monster nodded…
"That monster is somewhat weak." Said Taimu.
"Well judging by the fact it's owner doesn't want to be here…" said Sailor Mercury with a sweat drop.
"Why she a member of the Rainbow Brigade to being with?" asked Sailor Pallas.
Everyone else shrugged…
"Do it now…" sighed Cerulean.
That's when them monster shot off some sort of beam which all of the Senshi dodged.
"Okay!" said Taimu, "Aqua Waver!"
He slammed his Keyblade into the ground causing a huge wave of water to hit the monster.
"Heart Gem Surprise!"
"Deep Aqua Shinning Wave!"
"Supreme Lighting Canon!"
"Double Elemental Punch!"
"Mercury Ice Wave!"
"Icy Wind Shuriken!"
"Space Sword Cutter!"
"Silence Glaive Shockwave!"
All of the attacks hit the monster head on causing it to scream.
"Ahs you should fish it off." Said Taimu.
"Right!" said Neo Sailor Moon.
"Neo Moon Glowing Star!"
With that the monster was destroyed.
"You may have won this time… but…" said Karin.
That's when suddenly both Kari and Cerulean were covered in slime… they heard laugher and saw Hakushi.
"Oh man! That was too funny!" laughed Hakushi.
"Okay… what's with the clown…" said Sailor Juno with a sweat drop.
"Why you!" yelled Karin.
"Come on Karin! We should back to the base and wash up." Said Cerulean dragging her away.
"You're going down clown!" yelled Karin.
Both of them disappeared with the Senshi and their complains staring at Hakushi with sweat drops.
"Okay…" said Sailor Mercury.
"Damn it! The members of the Kazama Clan are close… I won't prank you Sailor Senshi… this time!" said Hakushi who then disappeared in a flash.
That's when Naruto, Arashi and Opal showed up.
"Oh man! I missed a fight!" yelled Naruto, "I'm so getting that clown!"
"He must have slimed someone." Said Opal picking up the slime.
"Did you see where the clown left guys?" asked Arashi.
The Senshi, Pikachu, Zatch and Hyde shook their heads no.
"We'll find him… for sure…" said Arashi.
"Tell me what happened later! Okay!" said Naruto.
With that the strange prankster family left.
"Okay… can you tell me what's going on?" asked Sailor Mercury.
"Trust me… you don't want to know…" said Sailor Uranus.
Meanwhile in the Hokage Tower... Jiraiya and Tsunade were talking.
"Are you sure that's a good idea…" said Tsunade.
"I'm sure… I know a lot of ninja will want to leave the Village for the time being… and this might be the best way…" said Jiraiya.
""I know… but it's such a small group." Said Tsunade.
"He… don't you want to leave too…" said Jiraiya.
Tsunade blushed, "Okay… I'll go along with it…" she said… she really didn't want to get caught up in it…
"Okay… we'll gather them.. Sasuke or Kakashi is crystal in this plan…" said Jiraiya.
"I know…" said Tsunade nodding in agreement.
And so Jiraiya and Tsunade went with their strange plan… which no knew what it was…
Next Time: Tsunade, Jiraiya, Sasuke, Sakura and Sai escape to the Thousand Sunny until the whole Prank War blows over, while Nami begins to question Luffy's habit of letting friends free load on the ship... Also Hakushi countries his pranks... can the Kazama clan stop him? Find out next time!