A/N: I have a special announcement... I have officially had it with PEJP Bengtzone! Really, I have had it! Everything with him goes though one ear and out the other... proof, he never responds to things... both AshK and my best friend winter knight have sent him PMs yet they never got him back. I have started a poll about whether or not he should shut up... there's a few choices I wont' say what they are only yes, I did kill him off in Family Piece, chapter 14, hey it's less than what winter knight did... So anyways, please vote
And to PEJP: The fight this chapter is a response to what you said... you'll see what I mean... And if you don't like my fics... write your own, you haven't worked on that Mew Mew/ New Lives Fic in months, stop complaining and write it!
Chapter 16: The War Continues
The Straw Hats were staring at the 5 people before them… well more like gaping… Tsunade had just finished the story with Jiraiya, Sasuke, Sai and Sakura.
"And that's why we need to stay here…" said Tsunade.
"Really a creepy clown?" asked Nami in disbelief.
"Yes… he's pranked everyone here but Tsunade." Said Jiraiya, "Me and Sai fell into a hot spring tainted with instant spring of drowned woman, frogs came out of a body that Sakura was doing an autopsy for and a stalker of Sasuke's slipped on a banana peel and landed on him."
"I told you that in confidence." Said Sasuke glaring at Jiraiya.
"Please don't remind me of that…" sniffled Sakura as she shuddered.
"Of course you guys can stay." Said Luffy with a big smile.
"Luffy…" sighed Nami.
"Hey are you sure that crazy clown won't come back to prank you Tsunade?" asked Usopp.
"I'm sure… I mean who would prank me?" asked Tsunade with a big grin.
That's when she was splashed by something… it was Hakushi's strange henchmen holding a super soaker…. And what they sprayed her with a Spring of Drown man… which somehow effected her transformation Jutsu that she always wore.
"Hakushi says you can't escape the pranks!" said one of the Henchmen.
"This is instant spring, isn't it?" asked Tsunade who's male form had the same hair color at her late brother.
The henchmen nodded… they nodded in fear.
"That's good to know…" said Tsunade dangerously.
That's when she… err… he for the moment beat the snot of them, which the only who could bare to watch were Sakura, Robin and Sai. When it was done the henchmen who beat to a bloody pulp… and it was wasn't figuratively… that's whine they iced some sort of device to leave.
"I'm going to use the bath…" said Tsunade leaving.
Brook was the most shocked out of all of them.
"See that's why you don't ask to see her panties." Said Usopp.
"And why would you… she may look young, but she's my age." Said Jiraiya.
That's when there was an extremely awkward silence…. Well almost the Pervy Sage and the Perverted Skeleton began to have a very perverted conversation… which made everyone leave and not want to listen to two old perverts talk about perverted things.
Meanwhile in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Naruto and Hinata were walking down the street.
"Thanks for staying in the Village while this is happening." Said Naruto.
"Of course I would…" said Hinata blushing, "I don't want to abandon you during this time."
"That's good…" said Naruto.
"So Naruto… what did Tsunade do to get away?" asked Hinata.
"Um…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.
Meanwhile in the Hokage tower…
Shizune entered the Hokages' office with some paper work, "Lady Tsunade…" she said.
She sweat dropped when she that there was a note.
"Shizune, I went on a training trip with Sakura and a few other ninja… we will be back as soon as this blows over, Tsunade."
"Lady Tsunade…" sighed Shizune who then began to cry slightly, "Why did she leave me?" she said.
Back with Naruto…
"She said she was leaving a note." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.
That's when several balloon hit Hinata… and they were filled by brightly colored paints… which made her blush bright red.
"Why you! Come out Hakushi! How dare you that to my girlfriend!" shouted Naruto.
Meanwhile on the Thousand Sunny…
"Luffy… we need to talk." Said Nami.
Luffy was sitting on the figurehead of the Thousand Sunny.
"What?" asked Luffy turning around.
"It' about your little habit of letting people stay here." Said Nami.
"So what the problem." Said Luffy.
"You shouldn't let them stay here just so they could get away from their problems." Said Nami.
"But it's only for a few days." Said Luffy.
Nami sighed, "I'm okay with Ranma and Kousagi coming here for Breakfast once in a while… but that's it! You have to stop letting them stay here." Said Nami.
"No…" said Luffy.
"Hey!" yelled Nami.
"If you have a problem with them you go talk to them." Said Luffy.
"Fine…" said Nami.
Nami approached Sasuke who taking a break from training.
"What do you want?" asked Sasuke glaring at her.
Nami sweat dropped, "Uh… nothing…" she said walking away.
She decided to talk to Sakura and Tsunade who were talking.
"Hey… there's something I need to talk about…" said Nami.
"What?" asked Sakura.
"Well it's just that… do you really need to stay here?" asked Nami.
"It's best we do… they know my fear of frogs." Said Sakura.
"Your afraid of frogs?" asked Nami blinking.
Sakura nodded while crying slightly.
"Oh, I see…" said Nami.
"Yes, she refused using frogs as test subjects during the early stages of her training." Said Tsunade.
"I don't want to get it out… only my closet friends know about my fear." Said Sakura.
"I see…" said Nami with a sweat drop.
So far she was 3-0… she decided to see Sai next… unfortunately for Nami…
"What happened to him?" she asked as Sai laid there in the Sick Bay with a slightly green face.
"Sai insulted Usopp so he fed Akane's cooking." Said Chopper.
"Where would he get that idea?" asked Nami blinking.
"Apparently Sasuke and Sakura suggested as he didn't know it's power." Said Chopper.
"I see…" said Nami with a sweat drop.
"It hurts!" cried Sai like a little kid.
Nami sighed and sweat dropped… Sai couldn't be reached at the moment…
Not too long later, Nami walked towards Jiraiya who having a conversation with Brook… still…
"Hey Jiraiya…" said Nami.
"Oh there's something I need to ask you." Said Jiraiya.
"Does it involved Make- Out Paradise?" asked Nami.
"Yes… why?" asked Jiraiya.
"I'm leaving…" said Nami.
Not too long later…
"Luffy… please…" said Nami.
"I'm not going to kick them off because they're going to free loading off us for then ext few days…" said Luffy with a big smile.
"How… why…" said Nami blinking.
"That's that main reason why you want to kick them off, isn't it?" asked Luffy.
Nami glared at Luffy then hit him in the head.
"Ow…" said Luffy rubbing the bump.
Meanwhile in the Rainbow Brigade HQ…
"So until this all blows over, we are not going to the World of Ninja…" said Princess Prism with a sweat drop.
Everyone else nodded in agreement.
"So what are we going to then?" asked Olive.
Everyone else shrugged…
"I heard that a few of the Ninja that know escaped to the World of Pirates until it blows over." Said Goldie with a smirk.
"Fine then Goldie and Kuro you two will go there then." Said Princess Prism.
The two of them nodded in agreement.
Not too long later Nami was sighing.
"You tired to kick off didn't you?" asked Sakura.
"How did you know?" asked Nami with a sweat drop.
"Because you're very greedy." Said Sakura with a laugh.
"Hey…" said Nami.
"I think it's sort of a tradition. Like how the 5 fighters use the Tendo Dojo despite Naruto's family have a Dojo that way nicer." Said Sakura.
Nami sweat dropped…
"And besides… this is the only place that has enough room and has relative sanity right now…" Said Sakura.
Nam sighed in defeat, the Tendos did have enough room… but that place was more than twice as crazy.
"Okay you win on that one." Said Nami.
"That's nice… your letting them stay." Said a voice.
That's when Both Sakura and Nami turned around and saw Kuro and Goldie.
"Where's the Sailor Senshi." Demanded Goldie.
"Hey! Zoro! Get out here now!" yelled Nami.
"What is it!" yelled Zoro coming down from the crow's nest but said nothing… he knew what that meant, "Hey, Luffy, Ace Sasuke!" yelled Zoro.
"I'm already here…" said Sasuke.
"So you showed up." Said Kuro.
"It's not like we didn't have a choice." Said Sasuke.
"What's t going on?" asked Luffy joining them.
"So they're here." Said Ace also joining them.
That's when Zoro took out the communicators.
"Hey Kuro and yellow girl is here. We'll probably need your help." Said Zoro.
"Ash won't be able to make it… he's having a battle right now." Said Gary over the communicator.
"I can handle the final attack." Said Kousagi.
"Okay!" said Gary over the commentator.
Zoro hung up the communicator.
"Mars Cosmic Power!"
"Neptune Cosmic Power!"
"Pallas Cosmic Power!"
"Juno Cosmic Power!"
"Sakura! Nami get out of the way!" said Sailor Pallas.
"Okay…" said Sakura.
The two girls got out of the battlefield so to speak.
That's when a time portal opened up and most of the Senshi, plus Taimu, Zatch and Hyde fell out of the portal.
"You guys okay?" asked Sailor Mars.
"Someone's kneeing my back…" said Taimu.
They all got up.
"Fine then!" said Goldie, "Come my Crystal Bright!"
That's when a yellow monster appeared.
"All right!" said Sailor Mars.
"Gum Gum Flaming Gattling!"
"Deep Aqua Shinning Wave!"
"Supreme Lighting Canon!"
"Icy Wind Shuriken!"
"Flower Chi Roar!"
"Silence Glaive Shockwave!"
"Flaming Drill Torpedo!"
All of the attacks hit the monster causing it to scream in pain.
"Okay Kousagi." Said sailor Jupiter.
Sailor Cosmos Moon nodded
"Cosmos Moon Shinning Star!"
The attack hit the monster destroying it…
"So Kuro, aren't you going to get hat sniper this time?" asked Goldie.
"No, I haven't completed my plan yet." Said Kuro.
"That's fine by me…" said Goldie and the two of them disappeared n a flash of yellow light.
"I better get back to the Village…" said Sailor Uranus, "After all me and Iruka are acting as back up for the Kazama clan…"
Sailor Uranus disappeared though the time portal.
"So Setsuna… you watched the Obito Sugar High…" said Sailor Pallas.
"He's one of the few that retained his sanity…" said Sailor Pluto.
Everyone sweat dropped.
Meanwhile at Kakashi's apartment he left (that's where he teleported back to)… that's when he noticed a flaming bag, he rolled his visible eye.
"I minds as ell get this over with… they usually only prank someone only once." He said with a sigh.
And so he put out the bad… however what he didn't noticed what the bag was trip wired… instead of being filled with dog crap, it released a bucket… of dog crap over his head… Kakashi's eye twitch.
"At least it wasn't as bad as the things Obito did to me…" he thought.
Next Time: The Prank begins to close, who will win? Who is Hakushi's true identity? Will Arashi, Naruto and Opal prevail? Will by the time it ends everyone in the village will have been pranked? Find out next time!