AN: Last chapter in the prank war arc... enjoy!
Chapter 17: The War Ends
Half of the Village was going insane… ether it be the Akimichi clan who was begin followed by a man playing a tuba while they walked or… Guy and Lee who somehow altered their youthful sunset with footage of girls bouncing on trampolines. And the fact that Hokages were in the best shape right now… with Arashi forsaking his duties in catching Hakushi and Tsunade who knows where (well a few of them did know she was that but was a secret), the Village was falling apart in the weirdest way ever… and even though the village was down, no village if knew what was going on, would try to invade at the moment and would try to wait another time cause… this was seriously weird.
Hakushi sat on the Hokage monument which he had just vandalized thinking, "It's almost time to end this."
Iruka was walking down the street when Tenten kicked him.
"Stop doing that!" yelled Iruka.
"Sorry Iruka… I couldn't help myself." Said Tenten laughing a little.
"Why has that been happening all day?" he asked.
That's when Naruto saw him and saw the kick me sign on his back, so he did that.
"Hey!" yelled Iruka.
Naruto took off the sign and showed it Iruka.
"I knew it!" yelled Iruka.
"If you knew it why didn't you take off the sign?" asked Naruto.
Both Iruka and Tenten sweat dropped… and that's when Kiba and Akamaru came running though screaming.
"The fleas are all over me! The fleas are all over me!" shouted Kiba.
"Looks like that's Kiba and Akamaru's prank…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.
That night, Arashi, Naruto and Opal were planning their means of attack.
"Okay he's running out of victims, now is the time to strike!" said Arashi, "Okay the plan is or me and Naruto to make a ton of Shadow Clones each armed with my special kunai, Opal you'll get one too."
"Okay!" said Opal
"Okay! Tomorrow we'll strike!" said Arashi.
"Right!" said his two children.
The next day they began to scour the village… Arashi (and not a clone) found an abandoned building glowing with lights.
"That's strange…" said Arashi going inside.
Inside was Hakushi watching everything on monitors… that's when Arashi came in.
"Okay, pal...Time for the clown to bow out!" said Arashi.
"Heheh. REALLY?" asked Hakushi.
Hakushi dashed towards Arashi and hit his pressure points while grabbing his tool bag. He began to laugh while tossing it up and down.
"Lost something?" he asked.
Arashi tired to mold his chakra but couldn't… nothing happened!
"What a laugh! HAHAHA!! I've cut off your Chakra use, Minato...or is it Arashi? With all these worlds...it's tough to tell." Laughed Hakushi.
"Huh?" asked Arashi blinking.
"Did you think that your worlds were the only ones in existence? There are countless others out there... Minato is your name in some...Arashi in others...It depends on the Author's whim...Heheh..." explained Hakushi.
"Author? What do you think my world is...some kind of book?" asked Arashi raising an eyebrow.
"Maybe… said Hakushi drawing two knives, "Now, let the curtain rise on this spectacular joke! HAHAHAHA!"
The tow began to fight, with Hakushi using two knives and Arashi using Taijutsu. As the fight went on Arashi managed to steal one of his knives. He used the knife to slash Hakushi's check, while it didn't hurt him… it exposed wires?
" You're...not human...Are you?" asked Arashi in shock.
Hakushi's appearance became slightly disheveled.
"He...Why so serious, lord Hokage? Enjoy the moment...We may die at any time, after all..." asked Hakushi with a serious look on his face.
"Even your personality has changed..." said Arashi in shock.
"Funny, isn't it? That you're fighting a machine. And the machine is winning?" asked Hakushi.
"A robot?" asked Arashi.
"I prefer the term Reploid myself... Either way, you and I are not so different. And that's what's so funny about this...Now, come on!" said Hakushi.
The two continued to fight with the knives. And that's when Arashi cut his cheek, and his appearance began to change from a clown to a rather older man in his early 40's.
"Like you said earlier...the clown has bowed out...This is what I really look like..." said Hakushi as he patched up his cheek, "My name is Doctor Tempo."
"What was with the clown getup?" asked Arashi with a sweat drop.
"I needed some laughs." Said the man named Dr. Tempo with a shrug.
"All this was for your amusement?" asked Arashi.
"It's not like I did any permanent harm...All my pranks can be reversed easily." Said Dr. Tempo.
"Then your talk about Authors and other worlds was also a joke?" asked Arashi raising an eyebrow.
"Actually, I was quite serious." Said Dr. Tempo with a strait face.
"What?" asked Arashi gaping.
"You see... there is one world out there... where all of its inhabitants have immense psionic potential, but only a few realize it. Meanwhile, whenever a manga artist, a TV writer, or a movie writer creates something, they are in fact, using their innate psionic powers to "see" the world where those events took place... and claiming what they see as their own creations. This world is just like that... But, since we are talking, we exist in our own way... We are as real as that world." Explained Dr. Tempo.
"How...do you know this?" asked Arashi raising an eyebrow.
"I've been to a world which knows this...It isn't the same world as what I just described... But it is quite similar" said Dr. Tempo tossing away the knife, "There. Now, we can fight fairly. Hand-to-hand..."
That's when Dr. Tempo entered a Judo stance.
"Come, Lord Hokage..." said Dr. Tempo.
"Didn't think you were one for fairness." Said Arashi with a smirk.
"Like I said...You and I are quite similar...Shall we have this dance?" he said with a smirk.
The two began to fight, with Arashi using his own Taijutsu style, and while Dr. Tempo used Judo, Pro-Wrestling Moves and other martial arts, that's when Arashi knocked him. Down.
"It's over...come quietly..." said Arashi.
Dr. Tempo smirked and grabbed Arashi, putting him into a chokehold.
" Never let your guard down, my friend..." said Dr. Tempo with a smirk.
That's when Naruto and Opal arrived.
"Good we found you!" said Opal.
The two siblings nodded to each other, and both used the Sexy Jutsu creating a mini harem Jutsu. Tempo couldn't handle himself with the two hot girls.
"Thousand Years of death!" shouted Arashi taking his chance… and the last thing De. Tempo knew as the butt poke.
Meanwhile in the HQ of the Rainbow Brigade, half of everyone seemed bored…
"Hey Zeno?" asked Olive, "Want to attack your world for no apparent reason?"
"Why not." Said Zeno with a shrug.
And so Olive, Zeno and Dufort went the World of the Mamodo Battle to cause some trouble for the Sailor Senshi.
Back in the World of Ninja the three members of the Kazama Clan had Dr. Tempo tied up.
"So give me your true reason why you did that?" asked Naruto.
"Because he needed to relieve some stress." Said a voice.
They saw Taimu and Setsuna enter the room.
"So wait… he's a good guy?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah…" said Taimu with a sigh.
That's when Setsuna communicator began to ring.
"What is it?" asked Setsuna.
"Zeno and the green girl are attacking… we need your help." Said Kiyo over the communicator.
"I can't make this one." Said Setsuna who looked at Naruto who nodded, "But Naruto can."
"So they finally caught the guy?" asked Luffy over the communicator.
"Yes, they did." Said Setsuna, "Where's the location."
"Just outside my school on a street." Said Kiyo over the communicator.
"Okay! I'm on it!" said Naruto.
"Opal you should go along." Said Setsuna.
"Okay…" said Opal with a shrug.
The two of them left.
"So I guess it's time for Grown ups to talk, is that it?" asked Arashi.
"Pretty much." Said Taimu.
"Can someone untie me… I think my wrists are bleeding…" said Dr. Tempo.
Meanwhile in the World of the Mamodo Battle…
"Mercury Ice Wave!"
"Flaming Drill Torpedo!"
The two attacks hit the green monster.
That's when a time portal appear with Sailor Venus and Opal coming out.
"All right! Uzumaki Kazama Naruto is here!" yelled Sailor Venus.
"Don't use your real name!" yelled Sailor Mercury.
"Yeah, but we call each other by our names all the time…" said Sailor Venus.
"Um… Venus…" said Opal pointing to a crowd of gathering students.
"Oh… I didn't notice." Said Sailor Venus with a sweat drop.
That's when Olive noticed Opal.
"We have to leave now…" said Olive.
"Why?" asked Dufort.
"I can't say now… but it's very important…" said Olive.
All three of them left leaving the monster, who was very confused.
That's when the other Senshi arrived…
"Where's Zeno?" asked Sailor Pallas getting up.
"They just left for some reason, I don't know why." Said Sailor Mercury.
"I guess we should finish it off…" said Sailor Cosmos Moon.
The other Senshi nodded…
"Cosmos Moon Shining Star!"
That's when the monster was destroyed.
"That was one weird battle…" said Sailor Vesta.
"Oh god! It's real surer heroes!" cried Suzy who was amongst the crowd.
Sailor Venus, Sailor Pallas and Opal all took out smoke bombs and tossed them making their escape…
Not too far away the Senshi met up and detransformed.
"So everything's' all right in the village?" asked Sasuke.
"Yeah… apparently he's friends with Taimu…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.
"So then we can come back?" asked Sasuke.
"Yeah… pretty much…" said Naruto, "Is Sai healthy enough?"
"He's still recovering." Said Zoro.
"He ate week old cooking." Said Ace.
"Ewww…." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.
The next day in the Village, things have recovered… and Arashi was giving an address to the town.
"So the culprit in the end escaped." Said Arashi, "And I couldn't find him…"
"Why?" came a random voice in the crowd.
"Because he's a clown who removed his make-up…" said Arashi.
Everyone in the village sweat dropped… that wasn't the best excuse they ever heard… but it was still better than the "I'm sorry… it's all my fault." Speech he gave when Obito when on his sugar high rampage…
Nearby Setsuna, Taimu and Dr. Tempo watched…
"He's an idiot…" said Dr. Tempo.
"He's just not good making excuses…" said Setsuna with a sweat drop.
And so the prank war gone…
Meanwhile in the Rainbow Brigade HQ…
"I was thinking." Said Princess Prism taking out a rather large book, "We should use some of the more interesting tactics that the Sailor Senshi faced in the past…"
Everyone else nodded in agreement, after all that would be an interesting idea to do…
Next Time: Aoi decides to use a tactic form the Dead Moon... unfortunately that tactic of switching the two Moon Senshi's age... has well doomed them all... with Kousagi more powerful, the Rainbow Brigade has to figure out how to reverse it and fast... meanwhile Kousagi and Ash needs to adjust to their temporary situations, with Kousagi as a teenager and Ash as a two year old... things are going to get interesting...